2 months ago

Grandma memez


The lyrics

Dad, do I have to go?

Yes, it'll be fine

Mom?

It's okay sweetie, granny's awesome

You're gonna have a good time

I don't want to be here

Granny's house, I don't wanna stay

I just wanna go home, I don't wanna be at

Granny's house, she be creeping me out

Take me home right now

I don't wanna stay at

Granny's house, I don't wanna stay

I just wanna go home, I don't wanna be at

Granny's house, she be creeping me out

Take me home right now

I don't wanna stay here

Oh jeez, this place gives me the creeps

Hey granny, I'm here!

Just a minute dear

Is there anything to eat?

Oh, what smells like pickled feet?

Do you wanna play hide and seek?

Uh, no thank you, but is your TV broke?

And why is the front door so locked up so much?

Is that some kinda joke?

Wait, why do you have a bat?

What are you gonna do with that?

Get back! Ow, I think that something cracked

And then I woke up in a different room

Sweating and confused

Did she hit me? 'Cause I'm feeling it and I bet she left a bruise

Oh this lady crazy, I've gotta escape

But now there's bear traps that's surrounding the place

What am I gonna do? I gotta run

'Cause she's after me but I don't know what I've done

Cell phone's only got one bar

Let me try hide and call my mom

Granny's house, something's really weird

I'm feeling kinda scared, please get me out of here

Granny's house

She locked all the doors, I can't find the keys

Don't wanna be here no more

Granny's house, I don't wanna stay

I just wanna go home, I don't wanna be at

Granny's house, it's really creeping me out

Take me home right now

I don't wanna stay here

Hello, hello, oh no

Hehe, where'd you go?

Wait, what's that shiny glow?

It's a key! That's what it be!

But what door's it for, I gotta see!

Yes, it's the front door, but there's still a board

I gotta cut a cord and there's another lock?

Now I'm hearing creaks all up the floor

That's coming towards, she's above top

Ran down to the second basement, my face was in shock

'Cause I found a car, but it wouldn't start

Then I got a hammer from the glove box

I see you

Yeah, I'm sure that you do

Now why on Earth in the toilet are there pliers?

I could probably use these to cut the blue wires

Now all I need is the key to escape Granny's house so I can be free

Then I got a yellow key, that got me a crossbow and tranquilizer (tranquilizer)

Popped up right behind her, then I surprised her

Fired a shot-shot, then she dropped-dropped

Granny's house, now I got the key

So I'm about to peace out, yeah, it's time to leave Granny's house

Time to say goodbye, I feel like I could cry, can't believe that I survived

Granny's house, finally getting out

And I'm not looking back, no longer trapped at Granny's house

But still I'm all alone, I gotta get home but don't know which way to go

Right now I'm looking for a savior, so I went to her neighbor's

"Hello? You gotta help me!"

"Oh yeah! Quick! Get inside!"



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