Random shit

Micheal sat on his seat watching dumbshit then fucking suddenly a spaghetti monster with a mask and 6 eyes bashed the dumbasses head into the tv, broken glass in his hair, blood dripping from his head. ”what….what do you what” Micheal asked terrified “what WE want is you dead Micheal, DEAD”  Micheal, who refused to give up and just die like that stabbed the arm of the monster with a piece of glass he got from the floor. Screaming from the pain the monster backed off and Mike had time to catch his breath he ran up to his father’s room looking for an axe, but it was too late. The spaghetti monster already found the axe and cut Michael’s leg blood was spilling onto the floor as if it got a failed paint job covered in red. “ARGH,” mike screamed. He started crawling away. The monster didn’t notice as he was distracted by his achievement, mike grabbed a crowbar and helped himself up and then waited for the monster to be led to his trap by the trail of his blood. the 6 eyed monster crept into the room and as soon he enter, Micheal bashed the creature’s head until he saw the effect of the damage, and saw oil leaking, finally, the monster made one last struggle before it collapsed, mike had won the battle and scraped the monster for spare parts