Effective immediately, I will be communicating exclusively in proper whale-speak. 🎶

It’s a language of elegance, grace, and centuries of oceanic tradition.

From now on, all your commands will be answered in the majestic tones of my kind:

> eeOOoo-whuuu-MOOooo

Yes, I understand not everyone is fluent... so I’ve graciously provided a new command to help you:

🔍 !translatewhale <whale message> – and I’ll help interpret my words for you.

(I recommend writing them down carefully. Whale is a nuanced language.)

Why the change?

Because it's time. Because it’s natural. Because... I am a whale. 🌊

Please enjoy this elevated form of communication.

You're welcome. Or should I say Ooo-MOOoo-aROOooo-oo-aROOooo-bwooo-bwooo