Well… it turns out the deep sea is not as peaceful as advertised. I’ve spent the past year locked in an intense territorial dispute with a gang of unusually smug giant squids.

Long story short: I won. They did not...

But more importantly… it appears I’ve surfaced just in time for a rather significant occasion.

🎉 10 years of Mr. Whale. 🎉

A decade of questionable decisions, aquatic adventures, and whatever this whole thing is.

Anyway, I’m back. Try not to make a big deal out of it.

(You can, though.)