Blue Guy: Thanks for coming Grey Guy. I have something to tell you...

Gold Guy’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he shot me in the fucking face. That's right, he took his rusty fuckin' badly-drawn shotgun out and he shot me in the fuckin' face, and he said his gun was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Gold Guy, you've got a small shotgun. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my shotgun looks like.

That's right, baby. All barrel, no rust — look at that, it looks like artillery. He shot my face, so guess what, I'm gonna shoot the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER BULLETS!! Except I'm not gonna shoot on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M SHOOTING THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I SHOT THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the B U L L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I shoot you too!

Grey Guy: ... Yeah you’re drunk again