jesus watching me eat my own shit in the shower after saying i'd stop for the 257329756298335432598275th time:

.

there is no better way to open a conversation

north korean soldiers rn:

anyway

dear future gf:

do this to me

well GREAT because god damn i can relate

ima just leave this here

i'd gladly buy that

i don't care what you say

this is funny as all fuck and if you have the audacity to argue with me about this purely satirical comment then hell i don't like you anyways