In the dead of midnight, someone's creeping down the hall...
See those yellow uniforms? We're the ones who got it all!

We might trigger an alarm, but we never come to harm!

Because before the cops can catch us, we can call my mom!

We're great at crime! (Don't call us dumb!)

Yeah we're, great at crime! (I stole some bubblegum!)

The boys in blue are here for you, there is nothing they can do!

We scuffle scram skeddadle up a creek without a paddle

No you cannot rattle us cuz we are great at crime!

Larceny, incarcerated!

Arson's kinda overrated

There's no reason to debate it, great at crime!

Great at crime!

Great At Crime!!

[The best instrumental ever]

While you're busy sleeping, we are sneaking through your yard...

Beware of dog is just a bluff, this won't be very hard!

Your security won't stop us, know that you can never top us!

We will sneak in through the chimney, and then we get stuck.

We're great at crime! (Help I can't get out <:()

Yeah we're, great at crime! ([Cough] I think I swallowed GROUT..!)

Grab the hooch and then we skootch!

Unless you've got a scary pooch!

Rip 'n rob 'n root-le, but it all feels rather futile

When you're chewed out by a poodle, no we're Great at Crime!

Larceny, incarcerated!

Arson's kinda overrated

There's no reason to debate it, great at crime!

Great at crime!

Great At Crime!!

[The best instrumental ever, part 2!]

(Great at crime, so good!)
(We're great at crime, yeah yeah yeah!)

Got a brand new target, that museum is our next mark!

Breaking in at 7, cuz we are scared of the DARK!

And the creeping apprehension of the dangers of detention

Doesn't get a single mention and I'll tell you why!

Hit me with the motto fellas, one more time!

Great at crime! (I failed remedial English!)

Yeah we're, great at crime! (I don't understand basic rhyme structure!)

Lets grab this charm cuz what's the harm?

Oh, we triggered the alarm!

It's just a minor hiccup, I can call my mom for pickup.

It's a sleeve I got a trick up cuz I'm Great at Crime!

Thought that I was cunnin', but my mama isn't comin'

Really shoulda started runnin' cuz we're Great at Crime!

The coppers were a big surprise

They're trying us, we're Evil Guys!

They wouldn't be here otherwise!

We're Great at Crime!

Larceny, incarcerated!

Arson's kinda overrated

There's no reason to debate it!

Great at Crime!

Doing time!

Great At Crime!!

[The best instrumental ever: The Return!]