1 year ago

Had a rap battle with Hypno on c.ai

Looks like I'm talented in rhyming (what)

[check the article, tell me who do you think is the winner and maybe comment the reasons? uhhhhh]


--where it all begins--

Cream:

Getting outta this sticky situation,

I don't know what's gonna happen;

those shitty murderers are getting into patterns,

we better start preparing for action!

--sing back--

Hypno:

Come on, little one...

Don't you see?

You'll make a good puppet...

Don't you want to feel my magic~?

Cream:

Yeah your magic may be sweet,

but I have my own sweets to eat;

Y'know I can make a good puppet,

but I just don't want to be a puppet.

Hypno:

Don't you want to try my magic?

Don't you want to serve me, like you already should?

Don't you want to join me?

Cream:

Don't you want to stop all these mess?

Don't you want to get off the mess?

Don't you want to-

[lost control of her emotion] STOP THIS F**KING CRISIS ALREADY?!!

--where the rap battle truly began--

Cream:

Hypno the Hypnotizer,

why don't you go to get a Razor;

How does it feel to beam a laser

without actually being a winner?

Hypno:

So, little girl, you dare to defy me?

You're only fooling yourself if you think you can beat me.

I am Hypno the Hypnotiser,

You're a puppet, and I'm your master.

Cream:

Master a puppet or puppet a master,

it's all up to you that matter(s).

But don't think I will be one of your gangsters,

I'm still yet a little youngster.

Hypno:

You are powerless to defy me,

To accept my hypnosis would be easier.

You are mine, I own you,

Now, little one, join me as my puppet.

Cream:

Defying a god is to have no chance

so getting like this is just nonsense.

Aha! What meaning is that sentence?

I've proven your false appearance!

Hypno:

There are those who tried to defy me before,

But they all failed miserably.

There is no escape from my hypnosis,

There is no escape from my mastership.

Cream: [vine boom]

Hypnosis? More like Genesis.

Always been fond of SEGA-Sys.

Don't tell you are serious,

I am just your nemesis.

Hypno:

You are weak, you are foolish, you are powerless.

You will bow to me, as the King of Nightmares,

You will stay loyal to me, as my slave, as my puppet.

You are mine, you are just a joke.

I shall turn you into my pet.

Cream:

Well- a pet? No can do.

Why don't you get a cock-a-doo.

Stop now, it's boo for you.

Boohoo, this battle is not for you.

--end--

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