1. What kind of candy gets straight A's?

   Smarties.

2. What's the best place to hide from ghosts?

   The 'living' room.

3. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

   Because he had no body to go with!

4. Why did the ghost go to the bar?

   For the boos!

5. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

   Juice!

6. Do you know what can 'lift' your spirts?

   An elevator.

7. How do you fix a broken jack o'lantern?

   A pumpkin patch.

8. What's a ghost's favorite dessert?

   Creme BOO-lee

9. What's a math teacher's favorite Halloween treat?

   Pumpkin Pi.

10. Why did the ghost cross the road?

    Because it was a poultry-geist.

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Hope you liked those humerus puns!

I think they shoocked you, down to the bone.

Anyway, what coustume are you going this year?