Some edit I made because I was bored.

TFP Starscream and Shockwave be like:

Happy International Woman's Day.

In light of the recent entry of The Chaotix Casefiles.

Happy March 14th.

Wario dies after he encounters Symbiote Spiderman right after he robbed a bank.

You think that one of Bruce's co-workers has some theory that he's Absolute Batman.

Batman doesn't kill but the hospital bills will.

Hope you have insurance.

Sonic characters I could fight in a fight.