The drawings shown are what I've seen of the scary episode; I don't think I'll ever recover...

When I was 10, and watching Adult Swim without supervision, it suddenly started playing an exclusive episode of SpongeBob SquarePants called: EVIL Patties.' The usual Hawaiian track was slow and distorted until the episode finally started.

SpongeBob was in the Krusty Krab kitchen as usual, and Squidward was very annoyed as usual. It was all normal, the usual cartoon shenanigans would play out till suddenly, Squidward got tired of SpongeBobs happiness and said something I'll never forget...

Squidward: "Fuck off, SpongeBob!"

I was in shock, my beloved cartoon ruined by swearing, I got so angry and started screaming at Squidward, torn that he would ruin my innocence. Suddenly, SpongeBob would start crying, he ran away into the street. Squidward just started at the screen with a judging look, MOCKING me...

It cuts to SpongeBob in the middle of the street, staring at the screen, when he pulls out a knife... Im terrified, and piss was running down my legs. He was about to stab the screen when suddenly, my mother walks in, after hearing me scream not too long ago. SpongeBob then paused, looking as if he was holding in his laughter.

"Damn, dude... That's yo mom?"

He still tries holding in his laugh, but i saw through him, he was DISRESPECTING MY OWN MOTHER!!

"SPONGEBOB, I SEE YOU TRYING NOT TO LAUGH MAN THATS DISRESPECTFUL AS SHIT MAN."

I was banging on the TV, wanting to KILL THE SPONGY YELLOW CUNT AS HE JUST STOOD THERE AND HELD IN HIS LAUGH.

He finally raised his knife and stabbed the screen, and the whole street was covered in blood, but i didnt care, I wanted him DEAD.......

Then... it was all over, the next show played, and I was crying...

Why would SpongeBob do this?

[If you couldn't already tell, this is a parody]