CONTENT WARNING: gore, body horror, and huge skill issues

Like I said before, I have the survival skills of an egg

The cinnamon bun fell asleep on me. It's already super comfortable with me like it imprinted despite being maybe a week and a half old

Finally beat this son of a Biscuit

I KEEP FORGETTING TO WRITE MY DREAMS DOWN

Spilled every bean

Average HL2 experience

This, and despising Route Kanal after the fifth playthrough

Skateborb

Letting this fluffball explore, and trying out his wings. They already ate, but didn't drink a lot. And they seem okay, but I still need to clean them up in the sink or shower.

Why is my Windows background Tatooine??? I just booted it up and saw this

Somebody get me some toast for this absolute JAM

Knife. 9 inches long, plastic handle, presumably carbon steel blade. It's surprisingly sturdy and will work well for me.