Charlie Morningstar: Okay, I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time

And I feel like you weren't hearing me before

So here it goes

I know Hell's population is out of control

It's a bad situation

It's taking a toll

If we rehab these Sinners

And cleanse all their souls

At my Hazbin Hotel—

Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself!

Right! Extermination!

I know you guys fly down

Just to kill once a year

And it must be annoying

To schlep all the way here

If they join you in Heaven

That trip disappears!

You can wave that chore farewell

It'll be a happy day in—

Adam: Let me stop you right there

Charlie: Oh

Adam: Save us all precious time

Charlie: Okay...

Adam: If what you're suggesting

Is letting them climb

Up the ladder

Oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates?

Charlie: Well, uh—

Adam: Sorry, sweetie

But there's no defyin' their fates!

'Cause Hell is forever

Whether you like it or not

Had their chance to behave better

Now they boil in the pot

'Cause the rules are black and white

There's no use in tryin' to fight it

They're burnin' for their lives

Until we kill 'em again!

Charlie: Okay, but—

Adam: Just try to chillax, babe

You're wasting your breath

Charlie: Hehe...

Adam: Did I hear you imply

That they don't deserve death?

Are they Winners?

Are they Sinners?

'Cause it's cut and dry

Charlie: Well, actually, if you take a look—

Adam: Fair is fair, an eye for an eye!

And when all's said and done (Said and done)

There's the question of fun (Fun)

And for those of us with Divine Ordainment

Extermination is entertainment!

Bow-now-now-now-now

Guitar solo, fuck yeah!

Oh, da-nah-nah now-n-now, now-now-now-now

Charlie: Ugh...

Adam: Hell is forever

Whether you like it or not

Had their chance to behave better

(Charlie: Where the Hell did you people come from?!)

Now they boil in the pot

'Cause the rules are black and white

There's no use in tryin' to fight it

They're burnin' for their lives

Until we kill 'em again!

Fuckin' Hell is forever

And it's meant to suck a lot!

So give up your dumb endeavor

'Cause you don't have a shot!

Long as I've got your attention

I guess I should probably mention

That we made the determination

To move up the next Extermination!

Charlie: What?!

Adam: Can't wait a whole year

To slaughter those little cunts

I know it's just been a week

But we'll be back in six months!

Charlie: Um, wait, didn't you—

Ugh, SHIT!