5 years ago

Heaven's helper

Episode 2: the date


Narrator: the big day had arrived, bettie and lusi were preparing for their date

Bettie: hmmm, how do girls like other girls to look, I’ve never dated one before. Do I like...dress different or put on different makeup or...stop talking to myself

???: you are pathetic

Bettie: AH! What was that

???: look in the mirror

Bettie: oh ok AH WHO ARE YOU!

The abandoned: I am the abandoned, and I am here to keep you from making a huge mistake

Bettie: mistake? What mistake?

TA: sharing your man, no woman with self respect should have to share their man. Especially not with some filthy roadside whore

Bettie: oh come on, lusi is nice. I think you’re exagerra--

TA: she’s trying to steal your man

Bettie: no she’s not, she wants to share, she was his first girlfriend. And they clearly love each other

TA: she’s his ex

Bettie: technical--

TA: SILENCE! You are not sharing a man with some broad

Bettie: I don’t think I should listen to you

TA: ugh, you leave me no choice *ahem

Come on now hear my voice

I will take away your choice

This man belongs to you

Stay with him come on be true

The dirty impure is trying to steal

So tell how does that make you feel

Listen to me, throw the date

Make it clear what is her fate

The man he loves both of you

But you must make him chose

Bettie: I will throw the date

TA: wonderful

Narrator: later that night

Lusi: alright you ready bettie, heh that rhymes

Bettie: huh? Oh yeah sure

Lusi: wonderful, I’ll drive

Narrator: one awkwardly silent car ride later

Lusi: alright, BS already reserved our seats so we should be able to walk right in

Bettie: ok

Narrator: soon after entering the resturant lusi and bettie took their seats, bettie took a quick look at the menu before going onto her phone

Lusi: so...how did you and BS meet

Bettie: he was cryin about you and I had to cheer him up

Lusi: makes sense

…….

Lusi: you uh...really like your phone don’t ya

Bettie: yep

Lusi: you uh...don’t seem like much of a talker

Bettie: I talk to people I like

Lusi: UH HUH

Narrator: she said with an angrier tone

Lusi: I think we should talk a bit more or this is going to get awkward

Bettie: nah

Lusi: listen...I get it

Narrator: bettie looked up from her phone for a moment

Lusi: I’m sure your not familiar with a poly relationship and thats fine. Its easy to feel jelous of “the other girl” I understand. But I’m not just in this for BS, I kinda want to get to know you too

Narrator: bettie put her phone down and put her face in her hands

Lusi: are you alright?

Bettie: I was trying to throw the date and make you hate me….but I don’t like doing it this way

Lusi: what?

Bettie: I’m an angel I don’t have it in me to be mean, I’m sorry about how I acted

Lusi: hey hey its fine. I’m sorry if you made a little jelous. Poly relationships can be hard

Bettie: how do you know?

Lusi: I was in one for a bit with a pair of guys, although they were to into each other and split off after awhile, leaving me alone

Bettie: oh my

Lusi: I love BS and I want to love you, I don’t want a repeat of my last one.

Bettie: this isn’t only my first time with two people, its my first time with a woman as well

Lusi: oh never tried the other side eh. Its easier than you think

Bettie: is it?

Lusi: yeah, hell if you want me to I can turn into a guy to make you more comfortible

Bettie: no I need to learn, I can’t force you to be a guy all the time

Lusi: okay

Waiter: you two ready to order

Lusi: yeah, are you bettie

Bettie: yes I am

Narrator: soon after ordering lusi went to the bathroom, while washing her hands something appeared in the mirror

The abandoned: quite the charming little thief isn’t she

Lusi: if you think you’re going to get a big reaction out of me you’re wrong. Seeing a black figure in the mirror might as well be a boring monday event for me

TA: I’m not here to give you a reaction, you need to shut this down

Lusi: what? The date? The hell are you talking about I just got her to open up

TA: oh please, she wants to split you up just like your last poly relationship

Lusi: alright this is getting too personal

TA: what a girl who’s never been in a ploy or gay relationship suddenly joins a poly relationship with a gay woman, seems kinda suspicious to me

Lusi: I’m pan first off you dumbass and sec--

TA: oh for crying out loud *ahem

Oh please list--

Lusi: really? You’re trying the mating call on me. You do realize other succubi are immune to those right

TA: fuck

Lusi: I’m leaving

TA: DON’T TRUST HER

(slam)

TA: GRRR

Narrator: lusi got back to the table to find bettie on her phone again, only this time she put her phone down when lusi returned

Lusi: don’t go to the bathroom, you’ll feel filthy after leaving it

Bettie: noted

Lusi: so what are you doing on that phone anyway, if you don’t mind me asking

Bettie: oh just a little game

Lusi: oh what game

Bettie: plants vs zombines 2

Lusi: oh my gid really! I love that game

Bettie: really!

Lusi: yeah sunflower for life

Bettie: I’m more of a sun shroom girl

Lusi: sun shroom? Didn’t they suck in the first game

Bettie: oh they’re a lot better in the sequel

Lusi: really?

Bettie: oh yeah, they grow like in the last game but at full size they produce more than the normal sunflower, and they’re cheaper to boot

Lusi: I’ll take a look at them when I unlock them

Bettie: okay, you get them in the dark ages world

Lusi: okay thanks

Narrator: after a bit more friendly conversation and pleasant dinner the two were given the check

Lusi: I’ll pay

Bettie: no I will

….

Lusi: wanna split the bill

Bettie: yeah lets split it

Narrator: the two asked for separate checks and payed for their own meals, however when they put their checks down the noticed something

Lusi: wait your name is spelled with an I

Bettie: yeah...wait so is yours!

Lusi: yeah L U S I

Bettie: B E T T I E

Lusi: oh my god I always thought your name was spelled with a Y

Bettie: same here

Lusi: heh Y’s are for losers

Bettie: doesn’t brooklyn have a Y in his name

Lusi: why else do you think he goes by brooks all the time

Both: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Narrator: after paying the two left the restaurant and went home

Lusi: so, want to end this by head over to my room and seeing what happens

Bettie: oh um no offense but I don’t think I’m ready to *ahem “do it” with another woman yet

Lusi: I can turn into a guy if it makes you more comfortable

Bettie: no thanks

Lusi: ok, wanna cuddle instead

Bettie: sure

Narrator: lusi brought bettie to her room where she promptly lifted her up

Bettie: what are you doing

Lusi: I’ve been waiting for this all night

Bettie: wut

Lusi: you are the cutest thing I have ever laid eyes on, and now I get to cuddle you all I like

Narrator: she brought bettie’s face close to hers

Lusi: cutie

Narrator: lusi then lightly kissed her cheek, wrapped her in a hug and laid down on the bed, while the two were cuddling, BS walked by the room

BS: my god they like each other THEY LI--

bettie/lusi: SHH

BS: shit, sorry

Narrator: soon after seeing them Bs went to the bathroom where he saw figure in the mirror

TA: look at those two, sleeping it up without you, how long do you think it will take before they leave you behind

BS: uh huh

TA: all alone, by yourself

BS: uh huh

TA: do you have anything you want to say

BS: you’re a sincarnate, it's your job to mess with people, everything you’re saying is complete bullshit

TA: is it, or are you just lying to yourself

BS: you’re the one lying to yourself if you think you can get in my head

TA: sure sure lets go with that

BS: yea yeah whatever, bye crazy mirror lady

Narrator: the next night

Bettie: hmm do you think lusi will like this, I like this smell but I don’t know if she will

TA: oh I’m sure she’ll lothe it I thi--

Bettie: are you going to continue to be a negative nancy or are you going to stop bugging me

TA: grrr *ahem I’m not even trying to rhyme

But I have to at this time

Lusi should not matter to you

She just wants your man

What I am saying is true

So do what you can

I found a knife under the sink

Grab the sharpened blade

Lose your ability to think

And make your life force fade

Lusi stands in the way

So go and cut her down

And if she does not go away

Show her who wears the crown

Bettie: yes...yes I will

TA: good

Narrator: the abandoned then faded away and appeared in a different mirror

Lusi: of great you agai-- AH!

Narrator: the abandoned reached out of the mirror and grabbed lusi

Lusi: LET GO OF ME!

Narrator: a dark aura then surrounded lusi and faded into her body

Abandoned lusi: let's finish this

Narrator: AL and bettie saw each other in the hall, one possessed and the other hypnotized. They faced each other in the hallway and didn’t waste any time. Bettie ran at AL with the knife while AL pulled out her own butterfly knife. But then…

Fizgig: STOOOOOOOP

Narrator: fizgig saw the commotion and let out a sound that shook the entire house

TA: AHH

Bettie/lusi: (gasp)

TA: wait why am I out

Bettie: what happened

Narrator: lusi and bettie saw each other, standing in the hallway with their weapons drawn. TA used this as an opportunity to escape

Bettie: (sniff) (sob) I’m sorry! I don’t know what came over me!

Lusi: me neither, I have no idea what happened

Narrator: the two dropped their weapons and walked towards each other, lusi held out her arms and bettie jumped into her embrace

Lusi: wait, I remember fizgig saying something...fizgig what did yo--

Fizgig: (snore)

Narrator: fizgig had curled up and fell asleep in the hallway right next to them

Lusi: fine then keep your secrets

Narrator: meanwhile BS was walking past a mirror in one of the hallways when he heard a voice

TA: it appears your lady friends are acting quite uncouth

BS: can it lady I saw the security footage

TA: grr GET BACK HERE

BS: fuck off

TA: *ahem la la l--

BS: LALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOUR MATING CALL LA LA LA FUCK OFF MIRROR LADY

TA: oh well, you will be mine. In this world….or another

END



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