Bettie: so you’re a succubus? Tell me about that

Lusi: well if I had to summarize being a succubus in one word it would be “sex”. Its kind of a trait of the species

BS: she’s right, normally her species has to absorb bodily fluids to survive

Bettie: gross

Lusi: the best kind 

BS: she can also seduce anybody she wants to

Bettie: anybody

Lusi: yes anybody

Bettie: I don’t believe you

Lusi: really?

Bettie: yeah, there are some people who just can’t be seduced

Lusi: pfft I’ve never met em

Bettie: what about chara

Lusi: I never tried

Bettie: uh huh

BS: oh? Do I see a wager brewing

Bettie: how about this, if you can successfully seduce chara into sleeping with you, I’ll let you do whatever your want with me for a night, but if you can’t you’ll have to take my job as vincent’s guardian angel for a week

Lusi: that doesn’t sound hard

Bettie: that’s what I said when I took the job

Lusi: deal 

BS: ooh, spicy

Lusi: look, I’ll go knock this out right now

Narrator: lusi then stepped out of the room and began to think to herself

Lusi: wait what is chara even into...how would we even do it…. Ah I’ll figure it out

Narrator: lusi made her way to chara’s lab, chara wasn’t there but her computer was left in the middle of the room, still on

Lusi: maybe this will give me some clues

Narrator: lusi then began to look through chara’s search history

Lusi: what the hell? Nothing on here...and no signs of it being cleared. Who uses their computer for business and nothing else

Chara: I do

Lusi: eep

Chara: if you’re looking for dirt you’re not gonna find it, my computer is for business and business only. Also get the fuck off of my computer

Lusi: ok ok

Chara: the hell are you doing in here anyway

Lusi: well I’ve actually been looking for...you

Narrator: she said in the most seductive way possible

Chara: oh my, why didn’t you say so 

Lusi: I’ve been meaning to get closer to you

Chara: oh I feel what you mean

Lusi: well then what do you want to do with me

Chara: oh nothing turns me on like a good...experiment 

Lusi: well I’m all yours 

Chara: how about you get into my special love chamber 

Lusi: oh I will

Narrator: chara opened up a large tube, which lusi stepped into. Soon after chara closed up the tube

Lusi: um aren't you gonna join me

chara: nah

Lusi: wait wut

Chara: you see I’m not a big fan of being messed with, and I don’t appreciate you going through my search history, even if there is nothing for me to hide. 

Lusi: what does this thing do

Chara: this is the cell multiplier, and I’m gonna use it to seal you up

Lusi: wait you don’t mean

Chara: yes

Lusi: GET ME OUT OF THIS THING

Chara: don’t worry, it’ll only be for a few minutes, then I’ll change you back

Lusi: how long is a few

Chara: until I get bored, now to turn on the machine

Narrator: chara jumped onto her chair and began to 

Type something into the machine, however while chara was typing her chair fell out from under her, causing her forehead to slam on the keyboard. Soon after, the device began to shake and sputter, with electricity flying about

Lusi: GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE 

Chara: yeah this has gone too far 

Narrator: chara tried opening the device but as she opened the door a wave of electricity shot out, knocking lusi and chara unconscious. After a few minutes they woke up 

Chara: AHH!

Lusi: AHH! WHY AM I SO SHORT

Chara: I’M SO HIGH UP I’M GETTING AIRSICK! (urp)

Narrator: chara and lusi then looked at each other

Both: WHAT THE FUCK!

Lusi: why am I looking at myself

Chara: it appears we have...swapped bodies

Error: dun dun DUN 

Lusi: what? How

Chara: well when I fell over I hit the (urp) hold on

Narrator: chara grabbed a trash can and put it up to her face for a second

Chara: ooh I am not good with heights

Narrator: chara then lay down on the ground

Lusi: um hello? You gonna finish

Chara: yes, it appears that when my head pounded on the keyboard it put in a letter combination that the machine could not process, that combined with the power surge, and our close proximity made the machine think we were trying to swap consciousness. I have no idea how the fuck it did that sense I didn’t program it to do this, nor did I think it had the power to do so. Maybe the fact that you were a demon threw some magic into the mix. I dunno. The point is that now I can’t stand up without puking

Lusi: you think you have it bad I can’t do anything I could before! I can’t fly or shape shift or...wait a minute

Narrator: lusi looked in her pants

Lusi: WHERE IS IT

Chara: I’m genderless….there’s nothing down there 

Lusi: you have to fix it

Chara: I agree….you said this body can shape shift, right

Lusi: yeah

chara: how does that work

Lusi: oh just think of what you want to transform into and you’ll do it

Chara: ok

Narrator: chara then closed her eyes and transformed back into her old body

Chara: much better

Lusi: unfair I can’t shape shift

Chara: mhm, tell me, did you take over my body or my spirit

Lusi: I dunno let me try

Narrator: lusi then left chara’s old body

Lusi: woah, I took over your spirit

Chara: there, you have my ghostly abilities. Get used to them because we’re gonna be stuck like this for 24 hours

Lusi: WHAT! A ghost for 24 hours!

Chara: oh no you can go through walls, possess people, disable technology, fly, and never die. Poor fucking baby

Lusi: fine but you better get this to work when you can

Chara: oh please, the sooner I’m out of this torn flesh condom the better

Lusi: uh huh

Chara: stay close to me, I don’t wanna hunt you down when this thing powers back up

Lusi: ugh fine

Narrator: 3 hours later

Lusi: mmmm…..mmmm….mmmmm….MMMMM

Chara: can you SHUT UP!

Lusi: I’m not used to going this long without….well you know

Chara: deal with it, I’m not used to smelling like semen and fish but you don’t see me crying about it

Lusi: listen you have my body, how about you grow a little number and peg me...or you...oh fuck it, just peg me

Chara: NO! Now stop being such a thot and let me think in peace

Lusi: what is your problem with sex

Chara: because unlike you I don’t want to throw myself around like an 18 year old trying to pay their way through college!..... If I ever have sex it will be with someone I love

Lusi: ya coulda just said so

Chara: you coulda just not looked through my personal shit

Lusi: okay that doesn’t even have to do with sex

Chara: okay fine...it was your advances. I don’t like being taken advantage of, in any sense. Hence why I lock myself in this lab most of the time

Lusi: so you don’t like dirty talk

Chara: I’ll kill you a second time if you don’t shut the fuck up! But yes, I don’t like people going out of their way to have sex with me. I’ve been hit on more than you realize

Lusi: really? Who

Chara: I look like a 5 year old take a guess

Lusi: okay to be fair nobody likes pedos

Chara: true, but even the people who do understand me and want me...I just don’t want it ya know

Lusi: I wouldn’t

chara: and what’s with that anyway. With the amount of time you spend with somebody inside you it's no wonder you haven't gotten any work done

Lusi: I’m a succubus...sex is our thing

Chara: yeah I get that you’re good at it, but like do you NEED to do it

Lusi: me personally, no. but most succubi do

Chara: then why do you act like you need it

Lusi: because I just enjoy it okay, some people like sports, some like movies, I like sex! You don’t have to like it, but can you at least stop shaming me for it

Chara: can you not push it on me

Lusi: it was a bet! Normally I wouldn’t throw myself at you but I would lose the bet if I didn’t 

Chara: that’s it? A bet. I must say its quite rude of you to use my affection as a form of gambling

Lusi: I’m sorry okay, once this is over I’ll never try to hit on you again

Chara: thank you, and I will try and be a bit less of an ass in the future

Lusi: yeah what’s with that anyway? I get that you don’t like sex but you’ve been kind of a dick lately

Chara: quarantine, its been driving me nuts. I’ve practically never left this lab sense quarantine started

Lusi: its been almost a year since it started!

Chara: yeah, and I’m a germaphobe, so imagine my horror when I saw that there is some new incurable virus that’s been going around killing people….point is I’ve been paranoid and reclusive and I guess its had a negative effect on my mood

Lusi: oh...you need some space

Chara: when we change back yes

Lusi: so you really don’t want to leave this lab? You have shapeshifting powers for the next 24 hours, you’re really not gonna do anything with it. 

Chara: well there is one thing I want to do

Narrator: chara then grew in size to be about lusi’s old height

Chara: (urp) do me a favor and carry that trash can around while I do this. I’m not used to being up this high

Lusi: alright

Narrator: chara left her lab in her enlarged state and found baby in her room with her little plushbabies asleep in her lap

Chara: *ahem

Baby: huh? Chara! You’re all big now

Chara: yes, don’t ask why. I just wanted to do something I wasn’t able to before, please stand up

Narrator: baby set her plushbabies on the bed and stood up to face chara. Chara then threw her arms around baby in a hug 

Chara: I cannot tell you how many times I wanted to hug you like this 

Baby: (sniff) thank you

Narrator: the two embraced for about a minute, before having to stop abruptly

Chara: (urp) lusi, trash can please

Lusi: here you go

Narrator: chara then held the trash can up to her face for a moment

Chara: alight, we’ll go empty this somewhere...baby if you ever need me to be big with you for any reason, I have all day

Baby: okay...thank you

Chara: love you

Baby: love you too!

Lusi: well that was cute

Chara: yeah she’d crush me to death if I tried to hug her in that body, and I don’t feel like making a new one. So, was there anything you wanted to do while you were a ghost

Lusi: two things, one

Narrator: lusi then phased through the wall, she didn’t come back until about five minutes later

Lusi: okay phasing through walls is awesome. Second I want to fly

Chara: can’t you fly in this body

Lusi: yes but it's exhausting, with the flapping, and the gliding, and keeping balance. Flying takes a lot out of me. But as a ghost, it takes no effort at all

Chara: Alright then, let's fly. Meet me on the roo--

Narrator: lusi then phased through the ceiling giggling with glee

Chara: *sigh I’ll take the stairs 

Narrator: a few minutes later

Lusi: oh my god phasing through walls is so cool

Chara: I know, I also now know that taking the stairs SUCKS

Lusi: so are you gonna fly too or…

Chara: of course

Narrator: chara then took on lusi’s normal form, although considerably shorter than usual

Chara: you ready 

Lusi: you bet

Chara: 3

Lusi: 2

Chara: 1

Both: GO!

Narrator: the two got a running start and jumped off the building. The two fell for a few seconds before pulling themselves up. Chara flapped her wings as lusi floated in the air

Chara: (urp) fuck I’m way to high up

Narrator: chara began to descent

Lusi: oh come on a little vomit didn’t hurt anybody, I spit things up all the time and it dosen’t hurt me at all

Chara: (huff) (puff) I don’t feel so...well

Narrator: chara’s wings didn’t flap as much and she started to fall, chara managed to glide over to the roof of the estate before collapsing

Lusi: oh crap she didn’t refill herself

Narrator: lusi carried chara into the kitchen and grabbed a chocolate bar labeled “for chara only”

Lusi: I forgot to tell you shapeshifting takes a lot of energy, you would not believe how much food I have to chew through to transform all the time. 

Chara: gib me chocc

Lusi: alright here

Narrator: one chocolate late

Chara: thank you

Lusi: yeah its best to eat something before transforming 

Chara: now you tell me

Narrator: the next day

Chara: alright are you ready to get this over with

Lusi: ayup 

Narrator: chara and lusi stepped into the cell multiplier, and after a quick transformation lusi and chara stepped out

Chara: ah good to be in the ol bod again

Lusi: yup

Chara: oh and about your bet, this experience was more fun that miserable and as a reward for showing me a good time, you can tell you friends that you slept with me and I’ll vouch for you 

Lusi: oh thank god, I haven’t done it with anyone in 24 hours and now I’ll get bettie all to myself

Chara: yeah yeah, get the fuck out of my lab

Lusi: with pleasure

END