Narrator: vincent was in his room, crashed on his bed deep in dark thought. 

Vincent: god if this investment tanks I’m gonna be fucked. I have to make it work I just have to

???: hello

Vincent: AHH! Who are you!

Bettie: I am your assigned guardian angel, my name is bettie

Vincent: why the hell do I need a guardian angel for

Bettie: you need guidance to help you through these dark times, and I was assigned to be there for you

Narrator: vincent turned on the light to see her more clearly, she had pale white skin, reddish black hair, big, black, cartoon eyes, a red and black dress, and golden feathery wings 

Vincent: I appreciate the offer but I don’t see how you can help me

Bettie: you are stressed are you not?

Vincent: yeah so, everybody in the world is stressed what makes me so special

Bettie: well for one you have so many people depending on you, and according to your record, you've been doing pretty well in the eyes of the big man. I am here to make sure your mind is clear and your mood is good, so you can make the best decisions possible 

Vincent: I already made one that might fuck everything. I invested in an expensive new location, but I’m starting to have second thoughts on its possibility of success

Betty: perhaps you need to sleep on it a bit

Vincent: not a bad idea

Narrator: bettie left the room to let vincent sleep in peace, leaving a little dust on his bed to help with his dreams. As she left she heard some crying coming from a different part of the mansion, bettie followed the crying until she found a very drunk BS sitting at the table, with his head in his hands

Bettie: hey there what’s the matter

Narrator: BS then looked up from his hands

BS: I just got the news that my girlfriend died

Bettie: oh my goodness I’m so sorry

BS: I-I don’t know what I’m gonna do without her she was my everything

Bettie: there there, I’ll help ya

Narrator: BS's let out a hopeful smile

BS: you will?

Bettie: of course

BS: thank you….so much

Bettie: you’re welcome

Two weeks later

Narrator: BS was pacing around the balcony of the vincent estate, looking stressed. William came to the balcony to smoke and saw him in distress

William: need a smoke buddy

BS: yeah I need to calm down

Narrator: william rolled a joint and BS lit a cigarette

William: so (cough) what’s eating you

BS: when lusi died I thought I lost her forever

William: yeah at this point I never believe someone is dead its always “hey I’m a ghost now” or “yeah I died but now I’m a demon” yadda yadda ect

BS: yeah but when you die in hell no one knows what happens to ya, if you don’t respawn that is. When lusi died I thought she was gone forever, and during that time...I….I found another woman 

William: how? She was only gone for like a day or two

BS: time moves a bit faster in hell, what was a day for you was two for me, 

William: well she says it was only a few hours

BS: time also moves slower in heaven, one hour in heaven is four hours in hell, and two hours here. My point is that she may not think she was gone for very long but for me it was a little under a week

William: you still found a new woman in less than a week?

BS: I mean, I’m rich and powerful

William: fair enough. So how are you going to ditch her

BS: that’s the thing, I don’t want to ditch her. She’s all fragile, naive, dainty, cute, and most of all loves me unconditionally

William: so how are you going to tell lusi you gotta let her go?

BS: I don’t want to let her go either, she’s funny, hot, kniky, strong and most of all, loves me unconditionally 

William: well you gotta pick one, I mean its not like you can have two women at the same time

BS: both….wait a minute I CAN HAVE BOTH!

William: what the literal devil?

BS:  a three way relationship! A polyamorous three way love fest

William: you’re not going middle eastern on me are ya 

BS: no no not like that. I mean a relationship where me, bettie and lusi love each other evenly 

William: is that even legal?

BS: yes, in America its frowned upon but not illegal. In hell its common play

William: whatever, I’ll never understand you demons

BS: all I need is to get lusi and bettie on board 

William: good luck I guess, friggen weirdo

Narrator: BS then left the balcony and went over to vincent’s room

Bettie: hi brooks, you need anything

BS: uh yeah can you come with me a second

Bettie: sure

BS: thanks, follow me a bit

Narrator: BS led bettie to the living room and sat her down on the couch

BS: wait here a moment

Bettie: ok

Narrator: bettie waited on the couch as BS went over to the empress’s chamber to find lusi training with chara

Chara: the key to ghost combat is hiding where you cannot be hit, one common tactic is to hide in the wall, allow me to demonstrate one of the most common moves in ghost combat

Narrator: chara hid inside the wall leaving lusi in the middle of the room, chara then jumped from the wall behind lusi, only to get smacked by her tail

Chara: good, good. Most ghosts are gonna try and pull the “go into one wall only to attack from a different wall” trick

BS: ey chara, can I borrow lusi for a minute

Chara: sure, training is done for today

Lusi: thanks chara. Hey brooks what’s going on

BS: I need ya to come with me a minute

Lusi: sure

Narrator: BS then led lusi to the couch where betty was waiting, while BS was away fizgig had crawled onto bettie’s lap and fell asleep.

bettie/lusi: who’s this?

Narrator: lusi this is bettie, bettie this is lusi

Bettie: lusi? Isn’t that the girl you were crying about a bit ago because she died?

Lusi: my death was...complicated

Narrator: fizgig got up from bettie’s lap and crawled into BS’s, shoving her head into his hand

BS: yes and that is what I brought you two here for...bettie I got with you because I thought lusi wasn’t coming back. But she did...I love you both and I don’t want to choose between the two of you, so I have a weird question to ask

lusi/bettie: what?

BS: do you two want to be polygamous 

Bettie: poly what now

Lusi: he wants the relationship to go three ways

BS: yes, I love both of you and I don;t want to give either of you up.

Lusi: I’m down...if I like her

Bettie: I can experiment I guess, but I agree I have to like her first

BS: how about a date then, I set up a date for the two of you to get to know each other and then see if it will work after that

lusi/bettie: deal

END