look at this motherfucker

im dying here so bad I'm sobbing

motherfucker

Go, USA! You fucked shit up for us! Again! /sarcasm

I found out that I remember I threw up after i made this character back in February when i was 17

and omfg February was the worst month ever for me

I know theres like a whole month for 2024 to end but eh, I want to do this before I forget to post this and the year ends

I'm just gonna mention everyone in the article

If I forgot anyone, I'll add them later on, when I notice

:3

Hired Goons - Evil Nine.

Elton john but good:

CAUSE IM STILL EDGING FASTER THAN I'VE EVER DID

LOOKING LIKE A COSTCO GUY

FEELING LIKE A BABY GRONK

AND I'M STILL GOONING EVEN AFTER ALL THESE GYATTS

PICKING UP THE RIZZES OF MY LIFE WITHOUT KAI ON MY CENAT

I'M STILL TAXIN'

HAHAHHAAH OMFG WHAT THE FUCK SHUT UP