baunjovi: gluttony day? the hell is that

BS: well you see in the living world we'd be celebrating thanksgiving right now. however instead of it being a day to give thanks or whatever, we use it as a day to indulge in all of our gluttonous desires, a day were we eat more than ever before, and the best part is is that fat shaming is illegal for the rest of the year afterwards

baunjovi: really?

BS: yeah, but first we have to send an offering

baunjovi: offering? to where

BS: to the local gluttony demon, everyone who wishes to participate in the holiday must give the local gluttony demon a food offering, once all the offerings are done the gluttony demon will cast some kind of spell or something that allows us to really go all out

baunjovi: that sounds...needlessly complicated

BS: ah you'll get the hang of it

narrator: so as BS said all the hooligans made their way to the town square, when a massive demon was sitting in the center, there was a ladder propped up on its side that other demons were climbing on to dump food into its mouth, BS and co were kind of able to cheat the system because mother daisy grew a a bunch of vegetables to use as an offering so they didn't have to sacrifice any of their normal food. lusi was close to the back of the line, waiting her turn like usual, when she felt something poke her back several times

lusi: do you mind

???:sorry lusi

lusi: wait a minute

narrator: lusi turned around to see one of her fellow coworkers, she never caught her name but she saw her working at the medical center a few times, she wore a black hooded cape that covered most of her body, and a plague doctor mask that covered her face, the only thing that was visible was a tuft of brown hair

lusi: oh hi.......amy?

plagey: plaguey

lusi: right right plaguey

plaguey: so you are taking part in the gluttony day ritual, odd, you didn't seem like the type

lusi: well everyone I know is going to be involved so what's the use of sitting alone doing nothing.

plaguey: mind if I join you, I too only partake out of loneliness

lusi: sure I don't care

plaguey: wonderful

narrator: so after a bit of waiting everyone made their offerings and went back to the castle, on the way everyone felt a wave of hunger hit them

BS: this is it

narrator: BS had already set the table beforehand allowing everyone to dig in right away. BS began stuffing his face with nuggets (his comfort food), mother daisy was eating...pudding...yeah that's what that is, lusi was drinking....milk yeah that's what that is

error: shit and cum just say it, mother daisy is a plant so she eats shit, lusi is a succubus so she drinks cum, dear god just grow some balls already like you did in the pilot

narrator: get back to your franchise please

error: no promises

narrator: anyway, as they ate however baunjovi couldn't help but watch, sure he was eating as well but he had the decency to look up while he ate and he noticed just how odd everyone's eating habits were, first off lulu was shoveling food into her mouth at a violent pace, probably because this was the first time she could afford something like this, lusi was eating solid food which was unusual for her species, mother daisy was dipping roots into all the drinks and absorbing them in seconds, plaguey was shoving food into a hole under her mask, and BS was using his claws as scoops for liquid-based foods. as they were eating they heard the castle doors crash down

(BAM)

dolly: I'M BACK BABY!

BS: holy shit, I thought you wouldn't be out for at least another week

dolly: me too but apparently when my soul heard it was gluttony day it sped up the fusion process or something like that I wasn't paying attention to what Mr medic was saying

BS: oh nice, sorry we didn't put out anything for ya

dolly: whatever, I didn't give an offering anyway so I'll just munch on some stuffing, by the way who are these two

baunjovi: the girl with the cat ears is lulu and I don't know who the plague doctor is

BS: Yeah, where did she come from

lusi: I invited her over to celebrate the holiday

BS: you seem to be inviting a lot of girls over recently, is there something you want to tell me

baunjovi: if either of you says something sexual I'm throwing shit

lusi: I'm just being nice, lulu is poor and plaguey is lonely

plaguey: very

BS: who would have thought nice people could go to hell, the system is really fucked, like if you don't kiss sky daddy's ass all the time you get sent down here

plaguey: hell you don't even have to be in control, I never had control over my own body and I was still charged with the crimes someone else committed

BS: wait what

plaguey: I've said too much

narrator: while the hooligans were chatting something sinister was brewing in echo's cave

benjamin: more I NEDD MORE

echo: we're out of food, if you want more go out and find some

benjamin: but all the grocery stores are sold out

echo: you're a herbivore right? go find some moss or something I'm sure you can find it growing on some rock

benjamin: hmm I have an idea

narrator: benjamin then left the cave and made his way to BS's castle, he broke into one of the vent entrances and crawled his way through, he stared at the hooligans through the vent, under normal circumstances he'd be staring at lusi's eye or BS's foot but this time he had his eyes on someone else

mother daisy: welp I'm going for another drink run, anybody want anything

baunjovi: ma you just went through (counts for a second) twelve beers three shots of gin two bottles of vodka, and at least one jug of questionably formed moonshine

mother daisy: I know you pussies don't have anything strong enough here

lusi: how are you still alive

mother daisy: I have no idea

BS: well if you're doing a drink run get me my fancy gin, the stuff I only bring out on the holidays

plaguey: I'll have a fine red wine

lusi: same here

baunjovi: what's with ya lusi I thought you're whole "thing" was that you could only drink bodily fluids

lusi: I dunno I just feel like treating myself today

narrator: while they were talking mother daisy went into the kitchen and into BS's wine cabinet looking for something stronger than what she had

mother daisy: I *hic* think that *HIC* stuff is starting t-to t-t-t-take effffffffect on meeee

(womp)

benjamin: wow...this is going to be esaier than I thought

narrator: benajmin loom over mother daisy's body and looked at it up and down, then he dug his teeth into mother daisy's grass skirt, eating it off of her body, after chewing through that he stared at her in with a much more sinister expression

benjamin: I've heard of eating ass before but this is a whole new level

plaguey: a level you will never reach

benjamin: shit

narrator: benjmain grabbed mother daisy in his mouth and dashed off, however in his panic he ran through the dining room

BS: YOU FUCKING RAT

lusi: I'M GONNA SKIN YOU ALIVE

baunjovi: MA!

dolly: MURDER IS YOUR DESITNY

narrator: the hooligans jumped from the table and chased down benjamin. benjamin saw a vent opening but knew he wouldn't be able to drag mother daisy, so he quickly gnawed off mother daisy's arm and jumped into the vent

baunjovi: ma! your arm!

plaguey: he won't get far

narrator: plaguey took off the tip of her mask and a green gass began to spill out into the vent, they could hear a distant coughing sound before they ehard one of the vents open. they looked in one of the halls to find benjamin catching his breath

benjamin: fuck me

narrator: lulu got on all fours and ran at benjamin, quickly ctacthing up and grabbing him in her mouth by his neck

BS: you know guys, I know friend of mine that knows this little redneck dish, I think its called...rabbit stew

benjamin: *gulp

lusi: well we'll have to skin him first, his hid will make an amazing sex rug

dolly: will it? the guy is like two feet tall, he'll get you like a towel at best, I would know I've skinned a few demons in my day

benjamin: jesus I thought I was violent but shit you guys take it even farther

baunjovi: yeah, can't we just like...kill him....and put his head on a pike like normal people

dolly: ugh heads on pikes are so last year, you gotta send a message, thats why I say we drain all his blood and use it as pen ink

plaguey: or we could send him to the people who put me down here, if they do what they did to me his screams will be heard for years

BS: okay we really need to talk about what the fuck happened to you

lulu: you guys are being so dramatic, lets just EAT HIM

BS: wait wasn't he just in your mouth?

lulu: shit

narrator: they look down the hallway and already saw benjamin hopping out the door

BS: I blame lulu

lulu: I blame me too

narrator: the next day everony woke up like normal, but some were...softer than others

BS: I see you all staring shut up...how are me and lulu the only ones to gain weight from this

mother daisy: I'm a plant, I get taller not fatter

baunjovi: I have a void in here so...

plaguey: I was underweight to begin with, now I'm a bit more normal

dolly: I'm a doll

lulu: and lusi is probobly throwing up right now, succubi aren't ment to eat solid food

BS: shit, well none of you can laugh at me, remember it is illegal to fat shame until the end of the year, now where are my dumbells I need to work this shit off

baunjovi: *chuckles* I have no idea

narrator: brooklyn satan looked at their faces and saw that they were hiding something

BS: you fuckers hid my fuckin dumbless didn't ya!?! well jokes on you I bought extra excersize equipment just for...this

narrator: BS walked into his secret gym only to find that everything was stolen

BS: oh I see, you guys are stalling! you took all my shit so I'll stay fat until new years so you can make fun of me when its legal, well fuck you guys! you are not getting the last laugh

dolly/baunjovi/mother daisy/plaguey: HAHAHAHAHA

mother daisy: what the fuck happened to my arm!

END