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BS: aight you guys ready for the party

Baunjovi: hell yeah

BS: remember this is a fancy party so we gotta dress nicely and be on our best behavior

Dolly: why do I have to stay with the kids

BS: because I know you’re going to do the exact opposite of what I said

Dolly: okay that’s fair

The hooligans were preparing to go to the living world to partake in mr vincent’s new years party. They were told that the party was going to be a bit more adult than the christmas party and that all of the kids were going to be left at the estate

Lusi: alright I am ready, how do I look

BS: damn….ya look great

Lusi: thanks

Baunjovi: I see you got a bit of a jessica rabbit thing going on there

Lusi: a bit

BS: ah fuck we’re going to be late! Get in the portal!

Narrator: the hooligans hurried into the portal and appeared in front of the vincent estate

Vincent: well well, you’re right on time, we rented an extra car to fit the lot of you

BS: you don’t mind us leaving doly here right, she’s not fit for adult parties

Vincent: as long as she doesn’t wreck my mansion it’ll be fine

BS: dolly do you have any weapons on ya

Dolly: like I’d tell you

BS: baun baun, frisk her

Baunjovi: aight

Narrator: baunjovi patted down dolly pulling out a few daggers and pins along the way

BS: I’ll hold onto these and give them back when we get back to hell

Dolly: sleep with one eye open tonight

BS: I already do

Vincent: alright, is everybody ready

BS: yeah

Chara: yes

Vincent: alright then let's go

Narrator: vincent and the other adult residents of the mansion left first with the hooligans driving close behind. After a bit of driving they came across a large event center

Vincent: here it is, let's head inside

Narrator: they went in and entered a large room, there was a large open floor to the left with speaker systems on the walls on the right was a set of tables as well as some buffet style booths with various refreshments

BS: ey this place is poppin ain't it lusi...lusi...where are ya

Narrator: lusi was at the front door staring into the glass box of a claw machine

BS: ey lusi...the party is over here

Lusi: I want this

BS: what?

Lusi: look

Narrator: BS looked inside and saw a plush flower in an orange pot

BS: what, the flower toy

Lusi: not just any toy, it's a plushie from my favorite game, plants vs zombies

BS: so you want me to win this for ya

Lusi: pwease

Narrator: she said with her best puppy dog eyes

BS: aight aight, we can join the party later, I got some cash on me lets give this s shot

Narrator: while the rest of the adults danced, ate, and talked brooklyn satan and lusi played the claw game, taking turns at trying to grab the toy.

Lusi: come to mama...damnit

BS: aight you little flower bastard get in the...OH GO FUCK YOURSELF

Narrator: as the minutes turned to an hour lusi and brooklyn satan were 100 dollars short with a pile of plushies at their feet, none of which were the sunflower lusi was craving

BS: shit I’m outta cash

Lusi: NO! Please brooks you have to have more

BS: babe I’ve dropped 100 bucks on this already

Lusi: you can’t put a price on love damnit!

BS: come on babe

Lusi: I love plants vs zombies, I love sunflower, and I LOVE THAT PLUSHIE

Chara: for the love of god this is sad, let me try

BS: be my guest

Narrator: dolly got a stool, stood on it and put a dollar in the machine. Chara lined up the claw just right and lowered the claw...only for it to stop mere inches above the flower’s head

Chara: THIS FUCKING THING IS RIGGED

Lusi: no please

BS: you know what, what kind of boyfriend would I be if I wasn’t down to commit vandalism for my girlfriend every once in awhile

Narrator: brooklyn satan took his cane and smashed the glass outside of the machine, he then plucked the toy out of the box and gave it to lusi

Lusi: aw, you’re the best

Worker: HEY YOU GOTTA PAY FOR THAT

BS: shit YO MR VINCENT COME PAY FOR THIS

Narrator: brooklyn satan grabbed lusi’s hand and ran out of the building. They jumped into the car and drove off

Lusi: where are we going 

BS: lets just head back to the mansion

(ring ring)

Lusi: its from vincent

BS: hang up

Narrator: lusi did as she was told and hung up on mr vincent

Lusi: he is now texting you...he is definitely pissed...he is swearing…..wow I didn’t know there were racial slurs for demons….he says you owe him 5000 bucks wait no you owe him more somebody cut their leg on the broken glass

BS: aight I’ll pay them when I get my check for the month

Narrator: after a bit of driving BS and lusi stopped at the vincent estate

Dolly: what the fuck are you two doing back here

BS: we got kicked out

Dolly: ha ha ha and you say I’M NOT FIT FOR ADULT PARTIES

BS: yeah yeah I know we suck

Dolly: ah I forgive ya, we were about to throw bombs off of the roof if you want

BS: what

Dolly: yeah one of these guys has bomb heads and we’re going to use them as fireworks

BS: yeah I don’t want to be in the same area as you and explosives so Imma pass

Lusi: I’m in a bit of a gaming mood, you guys got any consoles here

Dolly: there’s an old X box in the back

Lusi: nice

Narrator: brooklyn satan and lusi went to one of the lounge rooms and found a TV in the center with an X box hooked up to it, as well as a shelf full of games 

Lusi: lets see...OH MY GOD 

BS: what?

Lusi: THEY HAVE PLANTS VS ZOMBIES

Narrator: the plucked the game from the shelf and put it in the X box

Lusi: come on we can play the multiplayer mode

BS: uh okay

Narrator: Bs and lusi spent a good chunk of the night playing against each other in plants vs zombies VS mode. Bs as the zombies and lusi as the plants. BS lost most of the matches because he wasn’t very good at the game, and because lusi would make the saddest little whimper when one of her sunflowers was destroyed. After a few hours of gaming, lusi fell asleep on BS’s shoulder and the two of them fell asleep in front of the TV with the distant sounds of explosions coming from above, as well as the occasional chaotic dolly scream.  Happy new year everyone, let’s make 2021 the best year we can