lusi: who was that?

brooklyn satan. baunjovi...the respawn machine is broken...I don't know if I'm gonna make it back to the castle with these wounds...

lusi: no, you're not dying on me. not after you saved our lives like that

narrator: lusi then lifted brooklyn satan above her head and ran as fast as she could to BS's castle. while they ran mother daisy began to hear something in her cell

???:hehehehehe

mother daisy: who's there

dolly: hi there I'm dolly doo, nice to meet you

mother daisy: dolly doo? aren't you that doll demon that went on a murderous rampage and got locked up for it

dolly: yep, that's me. how did you get here

mother daisy: I destroyed the respawn machine

dolly: oh my gosh you did! now all my murders can be permanent. we have to get out of here

mother daisy: but how?

dolly: you can do plant stuff right

mother daisy: yes?

dolly: how about you form a stick or something in the shape of the cell key and break us out!

mother daisy: I can try

narrator: mother daisy sprouted a small tree and from it formed a little key, she stuck it into the keyhole and morphed it to the shape it needed to be in, she then turned the key and opened the door

dolly: YES!

mother daisy: keep it down we don’t want--

baunjovi: FREEZE

narrator: baunjovi stood in the doorway holding a flamethrower

baunjovi: get back in your cell

mother daisy: please don't hurt us

baunjovi: no one makes a fool out of me twice, so step back or you're both gonna light you up like candles

mother daisy: wait we can talk about this

baunjovi:: I already failed brooks once, baunjovi will never fail him again

mother daisy: baunjovi? baunjovi brokouski?

baunjovi: yeah...how do you know my last name

mother daisy: its me...daisy brokouski

baunjovi:...mom...mom is that you

mother daisy: young man what are you doing in hell, I raised you better

baunjovi: did you? you kinda smoked a lot of weed...a lot

dolly: ooh family drama this is gonna get interesting

baunjovi: why ma? why did you do this

mother daisy: I'm sorry honey, I had to or I was gonna dry up and end up like all the other plant demons. in a constant state of dying and coming back to life with no end

baunjovi: ma...were gonna have to talk with the big man about th--

(BAM)!

lusi: EVERYBODY MOVE!!

narrator: lusi rushed in and an placed brooklyn satan on the table

lusi: he took a shotgun to the chest and is bleeding

mother daisy: I can take out the shells

baunjovi: you, doll girl

dolly: yeah?

baunjovi: cover his wounds and soak up the blood

dolly: got it

narrator: mother daisy got to tending to BS's wounds and dolly used her cloth to absorb the blood. while they were working something caught lusi, and baunjovi's attention

dog: (BARK) (BARK)

baunjovi: why is there a dog in hell?

lusi: and why is it electric blue

narrator: the dog led them out of the castle and to a doorway

benjamin: g'day mate

narrator: benjamin was sitting in a wheelchair fitted with two machine guns, the dog chuckled as it walked next to the chair, the dog then transformed right before their eyes into none other than echo herself

echo: kill them

benjamin: right...how do I activate the guns

echo: oh for god's sake

baunjovi: RUN!

narrator: baunjovi and lusi ran back through the hall

benjamin: oh that's how

echo: GET THEM!

narrator: benjamin rode after baunjovi and lusi, guns blazing. lusi and baunjovi burst into the room where BS was being held up in and yelled

baunjovi/lusi: GET DOWN!

narrator: lusi and baunjovi dove down as mother daisy set up a wall of vines

mother daisy: what are we going to do

dolly: we must murder them

lusi: we can't just hide in heret

brooklyn satan: then l- AH! lets kick their asses. Here’s the plan, plant girl, dolly, and baunjovi, you take benjamin. Me and lusi have the glowing chick

All: got it

Narrator: mother daisy lowered the wall and the all charged, mother daisy kep benjamin occupied with her walls as brooklyn satan and lusi ran towards echo

Echo: ha ha ha, freeze

Narrator: echo then pulled out a glock and pointed it at brooklyn satan, he and lusi then stopped in their tracks, brooklyn satan then raises his arm to point at echo

Echo: what are you doing?

Narrator: then a staff flew past and knocked echo in the hand, knocking out her gun, the staff then went into brooklyn satan’s hand

Brooklyn satan: lets dance

Narrator: echo then pulled out a knife

Echo: lets

Narrator: the two ran at each other and thrashed their weapons about onto each other. While fighting, echo managed to lodge hre knife into brooklyn satan’s staff and thrust both the knife and the staff out of their hands. Echo then held out her hand and pulled out her gun. This time she didn’t hesitate and fired

(POW)

Lusi: NO!!

Narrator: lusi jumped in front of BS taking the shot

All: LUSI!

Narrator: mother daisy threw benjamin’s wheelchair across the room as the others came to lusi’s aid

Baunjovi: wait...where's the bullet? It's not in her chest

Lusi: AH! Look down 

Narrator: the bullet had lodged itself in lusi’s thigh, lusi winked and said

Lusi: heh, thick thighs save lives

Echo: well not this one

Narrator: echo pinned her gun to BS’s head

Echo: D I E

Narrator: echo pulled the trigger but nothing happened

Echo: what?

Dolly: HAHAHA I GOT YER BULLETS I GOT YER BULLETS!

Echo: oh to hell with this thing

Narrator: echo then lit up and electricity began to flow around her body

Echo: I’ll kill you the old fashioned way

BS: like hell you will

Narrator: BS’s scars began to glow bright orange and spewed flames. Echo fired a blast of electricity as BS fired a blast of fire, the two beams clashed and fought to overtake the other. 

Baunjovi: come on we gotta help 

Narrator: the four demons rushed towards echo, dolly began to puff up from the static, lusi pulled the bullet out her leg and kicked dolly at echo, momentarily distracting her. Baunjovi and mother daisy then held echo in place

Brooklyn satan: don’t come back

Narrator: a geyser of fire erupted underneath echo and benjamin and launched them far away as they launched they could hear echo saying

Echo: I’LL GEt YOU NEXT TIME YOU HOOLIGANS!!

BS: is everyone okay

Dolly: we are all...not okay

BS: Well at least we're alive. So plant lady, ya got anything to say

Mother daisy: I am truly sorry about destroying the machine

BS: normally I’d punish you with the death sentence, but because you saved my life I’ll knock it down to eternal servitude...eh with benefits. You too dolly, you have made up for some of your horrible crimes against humanity

Dolly: yay I’m not a felon anymore

BS: no you’re still a felon, just not as much of one

Baunjovi: so...lusi

Lusi: long time no see baun baun

Mother daisy: oh my kids are back together

Lusi: wait, daisy is that you?

Mother daisy: yep, it is both a pleasure and a shame to see both of you here

BS: ah don’t sweat it, hell ain't as bad as it used to be

Dolly: oh I love this little group we have, oh we must have a name

Baunjovi: well that lady did call us hooligans

BS: how does...the hell’s hooligans sound

END

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