no I'm not lying or anything, I did remake the dolly epsiode. this was because new york rose (the creator of dolly) like the original (which they could have told me before I released it but whatever) so I rewrote the entire story, this time with their approval.

art by new york rose

Edna: YOU KILLED OUR SON

Trent: I did not kill him! The devil claimed him

Edna: what difference does it make! Our son is dead

Trent: merely a misstep in the process

Edna: misstep MISSTEP! ARE YOU WILLING TO GAMBLE THE LIVES OF YOUR KIDS PRESENT AND COMING ON A MISSTEP!

Trent: give me time woman! I can make this work

Edna: and how many of us will have to die for that to happen

Trent: if everything goes to plan next time none

Edna: there won’t be a next time! 

Trent: woman what are you talking about

Edna: I AM THROUGH! I WANT A DIVORCE!

Trent: woman please, come to your senses

Edna: I HAVE!

Narrator: one year later

Lawyer: it is done, the devorce is finalized. Trent you have custody over mercy, and echo you have custody over jessica

Edna: see you in hell

Trent: definitely

Narrator: edna and trent took their respective kids and parted ways. 

Edna: don’t worry my daughter, everything will be just fine

Narrator: six years later

Jessica: MOMMY!

Edna: yes dear 

Jessica: are my birthday invitations ready

Edna: yes darling, they’re right here

Jessica: thanks mommy

Edna: you’re welcome dear

Narrator: jessica then grabbed her lunch, her favorite doll and went off to school

Teacher: hello class, before we begin jessica has something to give to all of you

Narrator: the teacher began to give out birthday cards to the children

Jessica: I hope to see you all there

Narrator: later that day during recess jessica was strolling through the yard when she saw a bunch of kids by the dumpster

Snide: alright that should be all of...oop dropped one

Narrator: snide grabbed a piece of paper off the ground, jessica recognized it as one of her birthday invitations

Jessica: hey hey what gives

Snide: oh I’m sorry love but no one wants to go to your party, and we’re doing our part by disposing of these useless invitations

Jessica: no one

Snide: no...not one soul

Jessica: sniff* but why

Snide: oh don’t make me say it

Jessica: what

Snide: you’re...a bit of a brat

Jessica: huh sniff*

Snide: dear you threw your lunch across the cafeteria because your mom packed the wrong kind of sandwich

Jessica: so

Snide: well if we don’t want to dodge a sandwich, heaven knows we don’t want to dodge a cake. Assuming your mother does it wrong, like you always say

Jessica: but its not fair

Snide: eh be less of a bitch and people might think about showing up. Brat

Jessica: AHHHH!

Narrator: jessica jumped on snide and punched him in the face, pounding on him with her dolly until a teacher came and ripped her off. Jessica was swiftly taken to the office, had her mother called and was suspended for two weeks afterwards

Edna: SUSPENDED! My daughter suspended

Jessica: but mom nobody wanted to go to my birthday party

Edna: THIS IS WHY!

Jessica: humpf

Edna: just for this you don’t get a birthday party

Jessica: WHAT!

Edna: YOU HEARD ME! Birthday parties aren’t for girls who beat the crap out of their classmates

Jessica: AHHH!!

Narrator: jessica grabbed the wheel of echo’s car, causing it to swerve and almost hit another car. Edna managed to pull over before any major damage was done

Edna: AAAAAAH!

Narrator: edna grabbed a revolver out of the center console and smacked jessica in the head with its handle

Edna: WHAT THE HELL!! DO YOU WANT TO KILL US YOU LITTLE GREMLIN! 

Narrator: jessica reached for edna’s gun but echo fired, barely missing jessica’s head and cracking the window. Edna then put the gun to jessica’s head

Edna: we are going home and if you so much as move I’m pulling the trigger you hear me

Jessica: yes

Narrator: soon after leaving jessica spoke up

Jessica: I dropped my dolly when we pulled over

Edna: I don’t...god….damn...care

Narrator: the rest of the car ride was silent, with echo driving with one hand and holding her gun in the other. Once the got home edna threw jessica in her room and left her there.

Edna: urgh! That little brat, I give her everything she could possibly ask for and this is how she repays me. Well if this is how she’s gonna behave I’m going to have to cut her short. But how do I do it without getting caught...I’ll need to think about this

Narrator: edna left her home to go on a walk. On her way she looked down an alley to see some commotion

Edna: who’s there!

Narrator: edna drew her gun as she walked towards the calamity. When she arrived she saw a dead body on the ground, with a feminine figure standing above it with her hands in the air

Hailey: leave, this does not concern you

Edna: oh I will...but wouldn’t it be a shame if the cops were to find out about this

Hailey: you wouldn’t 

edna: I would….so you like killing minors

Hailey: hehehe I get a thrill out of it… the blood coursing through my veins when I end them...its the most erotic feeling I’ve ever felt

Edna: how about a deal then

Hailey: what

Edna: you kill my daughter and I forget about this whole thing

Hailey: what?

Edna: my daughter has grown spoiled, bratty, aggressive and has already tried to end my life. I need to nip this in the bud before it becomes a problem. So you kill her and keep her from killing me and I forget about the homicide of a seemingly innocent...13 year old?

Hailey: 15

Edna: ah yes, do we have a deal

Hailey: I think we do

Edna: good, I’ll lead her here and you can do the rest

Hailey: okay

Edna: you might want to toss this in a dumpster or something when we’re done

Narrator: she said as she left the scene. Edna then headed back home and went to jessica’s room

Jessica: what do you want mom

Edna: I’ve found a way for you to earn your party back

Jessica: how?

Edna: it appears I dropped my wallet in one of the alleyways bring it back to me and I’ll give you your birthday party

jessica: oh ok

Narrator: jessica then left the house

Edna: although the party is going to have...fewer guests than anticipated

Narrator: jessica went on echo’s normal walk route, checking  all the alleyways looking for the wallet, until

(shling)

Jessica: WHAT!

Narrator: jessica jumped out of the way of a knife coming down on her

hailey: come here munchkin, I just wanna play

jessica: AHHH!!

Narrator: jessica ran out of the alleyway with hailey behind her, knife in hand. In her panic jessica ran into the street, where hailey followed

Jessica: WATCH OUT

Hailey: huh

jessica/hailey: AHHHH!

(HONK HONK)

(WOMP)

Narrator: a truck rammed into the two of them at top speed, killing both on impact and ripping hailey in half. About an hour later edna saw the bodies

Edna: poor girls...oh well, they both deserved it

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Hailey/jessica: (GASP) where are we

BS: yer in hell

jessica: HELL!

BS: yeah

jessica: NO NO NO! I REFUSE

BS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA how cute, yer actin like you can just “refuse” hell

Narrator: as BS was laughing to himself jessica saw a book on a pedistol with a massive golden plack reading “portal to living world”

Narrator: jessica ran past BS and grabbed the book

BS: hey HEY WA--

Narrator: but he was too late jessica had jumped into the portal and returned to the living world

BS: ISAAC!

Isaac_5: yes sir

BS: we have a runner

Isaac_5: oh no

BS: yeah, go get her

Isaac_5: but sir why me

BS: I dunno I guess I just want you to do something useful for once

Isaac_5: aw

BS: now go find the girl and bring to the authorities. Have her thrown in 9 ring prison

Isaac_5: yes sir

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Narrator: Meanwhile jessica had returned to the living world. Soon after entering she looked around and noticed she was back in the alley. She looked into a puddle and noticed she was extremely different. Now having a grey fabric body, button eyes, pink hair, jester shoes and a blue dress. 

Jessica: I-I’m a...I’M A DOLLY!

Narrator: jessica chuckled to herself

Dolly: dolly...I like that name oh wait I can go get my dolly from the curb

Narrator: dolly went back to where her mother pulled over earlier and picked up her dirty doll

Dolly: wonderful, now…….lets get to buisness

Narrator: the next day at the schoolyard

Snide: argh...my face. That bitch gave me a damn black eye

Narrator: snide said to himself as he walked to the dumpster with his friends. Upon going near the dumpster they saw dolly laying limp on the ground

Snide: eck, what an ugly dolly

Friend: yeah it looks like something that brat jessica would play with

Snide: yes, quite it seems like this would be right up her dark twisted alley

Narrator: the kids stepped closer

Snide: egh lets throw this thing in the dumpster where it belongs

Narrator: snide’s two friends grabbed the doll and lifted it up. However soon after it sprung alive and pounced on the friends

Dolly: you’re right this is up my alley

Narrator: dolly then scratched her claws over the kid’s necks. Killing them instantly

Sinde: MY WORD JESSICA!

Dolly: HAHAHAAHAHAHA! THAT’S HOW DOLLY DO!....doo...I like that imma use that

Narrator: snide began to run away as dolly gave chase

Dolly: DOLLY DOO IS COMING FOR YOU

Narrator: dolly eventually caught up and pounced on snide

Snide: please no AHHH!

Narrator: dolly bit down on his face and tore off his nose, she repeated this notion over and over until she could see his skull

Dolly: now lets pay mother a visit hmhmhmhmhmhm

Narrator: dolly made her way back home where she looked through her bedroom window to see echo putting her toys away

Edna: I must say that worked better than I planned, now both jessica dn her killer are dead, leaving me in the clear

Dolly: I should have known she’d do it

Narrator: dolly then climbed the wall of the house and started to crawl down the chimney. Edna heard the commotion and came to check with her revolver drawn

Edna: who’s there

Dolly: hmhmhmhm

Edna: ANSWER ME DAMNIT!

Dolly: santy claws

Edna:  IMMA UNLOAD ON YOU IF YOU DON’T SHOW YOURSELF

Narrator: dolly then dropped from the ceiling covered in soot and blood. Edna panicked at the sight of her and fired three rounds into dolly. Popping off one of her button eyes

Dolly: MY BUTTON!

Narrator: dolly jumped at edna’s face, causing her to drop her gun. Edna eventually shook dolly off of her. When dolly fell to the ground she grabbed echo’s gun

Edna: wait WAIT!

(POW)

Narrator: dolly fired through edna’s head,killing her instantly

Dolly: oh what fun I’m having

Narrator: just then dolly heard a knock on the door

Dolly: hm?...hello

Isaac_5: you are um under arrest

Dolly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA like you are gonna arrest m--

Narrator: isaac’s hand started to blow air and his thumb lit on fire, forming a flamethrower

Isaac_5: please come quietly or I will be forced to set you on fire

Dolly: alright alright...you got me OR DO Y-AHH!

Narrator: isaac lit dolly on fire with his flamethrower

Isaac_5: ooh...um I can put that out...but you gotta come back to hell with me, so can you uh put your hands up

Dolly: FINE FINE JUST PUT IT OUT

Narrator: isaac let our a blast of air that out out the fire, dolly was then thrown in cuffs and dragged back into hell

Isaac_5: sir I have acquired the girl

BS: good. Send her to nine rings prison. Make sure she gets the cement treatment

Isaac_5: yes sir

END