Edna: CAN YOU STOP WORKING ON THAT DAMN THING FOR ONE DAY

Trent: woman I am almost done with this build

Edna: I’m almost done with you! You spend more time working on that damn robot than you do with your own wife, or kids for that matter

Trent: what are you talking about woman, the kids help me all the time

Edna: do they want to

Trent: mercy does at least

Edna: grrr

Trent: trust me, things are gonna get a lot better once this is done 

Edna: it better

Narrator: the next night

Trent: mercy is the ritual ready

Mercy: yes father

Trent: issac, bring me the book

 Issac: yes dad

Narrator: issac brought his father a book, trent opened the book to a random page and read out

Trent: O great dark lord satan, I summon thee to bargain ones soul

Narrator: the candles lit up, the pentagram on the ground began to glow and a cloud of red mist filled the air and then he appeared

BS: (cough cough) agh I hate this smoke (cough) aight what the hell do you want

Trent: I want my robot to come to life, and for its sentience I trade my soul

BS: aight, so your soul for the sentience of this robot here? Aight, sign here

Narrator: BS then formed a contract and gave it to trent

BS: sign here

Narrator: trent signed the contract 

BS: alright, you have your wish

Narrator: a portal began to float over the pentagram and BS began to leave

BS: I now claim the soul written on the line 

Narrator: trent began to smirk as issac began to be pulled into the portal

issac: dad! 

BS: what did you do

Narrator: BS didn’t hear a reply before the portal closed

Issac: what happened to me

BS: that fuckstain must’ve signed your name on the dotted line

Issac: can I go back

BS: no...I can’t take your soul back, but because he tried to cheat, that guy will not get his wish

Narrator: the robot then appeared next to them

BS: I now bind this stolen soul to the bewitched object

Narrator: issac’s soul was then transferred into the body of the robot

Issac: what happened to me

BS: you uh, you became what your father wanted...of course he’ll never get to see it so it's kinda ironic

Issac: no...NO

Narrator: issac ran to a mirror and took a look, he had blonde hair, pink cheeks, a blue and pink striped shirt, a short antenna on his head, metallic jeans, and black boots

Issac_5: what happens to me now?

BS: well because you were taken unfairly you will be given special protection in my castle

Issac_5: and my dad?

BS: well next time he tries to summon me he’ll be on a straight road to hell. He’ll be locked up in hell prison for trying to cheat me, and let's be honest he’ll probably die in there

Issac_5: oh...okay

BS: now, you’re a robot right? What were you made for

Issac_5: father originally designed this robot to simulate a child, this robot was meant to teach new parents how to properly raise children

BS: well that sounds super gay, I’ll just use ya as a servant instead

Issac_5: ok

BS: come on you’ll be a great left hand man

Issac: shouldn't it be right hand man

BS: nah man I’m saving that for somebody else

Narrator: one year later

Lawyer: it is done, the devorce is finalized. Trent you have custody over mercy, and edna you have custody over jessica

Edna: see you in hell

Trent: definitely

Narrator: edna and trent took their respective kids and parted ways

Mercy: mother just doesn't understand how profitable these will be

Trent: very true my daughter. Don’t worry, we’ll try again, this time better, sleaker, and perhaps with a less ambitious function

Mercy: oh?

Trent: you’ll see my dear, you’ll see

Narrator: one year later

Trent:  oh mercy!

Mercy: yes father

Trent: I want you to meet our newest member to our team, this is elizabeth, a robotics major from england

Elizabeth: hello

Mercy: hello, a pleasure to meet you

Trent: come now my daughter, let us show her what we have done so far

Mercy: of course

Narrator: trent, mercy, and elizabeth were then brought to a garage to find an endoskeleton sitting on a table, with several parts scattered around it

Elizabeth: oh I must say its really well built

Trent: thank you, we built it ourselves, isn’t that right mercy

Mercy: correct

Elizabeth: I say, what do you plan on doing with this thing

Trent: I call her, password pal. A special companion that holds on to all of your passwords for you, simply say your name and what you’re trying to get into and she will show you your forgotten password. 

Elizabeth: so just something that keeps track of your passwords for you?

Trent: no no, more than that my dear. There’s still the “pal” part of the name. This robot is supposed to connect to the internet and interact with you in your preferred way by searching what you want and mimicking the found behavior. For example say mercy here wants the robot to pat her head she’d say “password pal I’m feeling down” this would activate the search feature, then mercy would say “can you pat my head” the robot would then search the internet for “head pats” find out what she is talking about an mimic the behavior seen in search results

Elizabeth: that is quite advanced

Trent: but of course, that’s why I found the best to help me

Elizabeth: oh you flatter me

Trent: let us get to work tomorrow

Narrator: two years later

Trent: MERCY! MERCY HELP!

Mercy: what happened

Trent: some crazy guy stabbed me in the foot

Mercy: what happened to stepmother

Trent: she’s dead! She killed herself! 

Mercy: oh my

Trent: don’t feel sorry. She was a cheater, that other man was her lover. 

Mercy: that fat swine

Trnet: yes, now help me get rid of the body

Mercy: yes sir

Narrator: the two of them carried elizabeth’s body to the backyard

Mercy: agh why! Why did she have to eat so much

Trent: quit whining and put your back into it

Mercy: what are we going to do about the password pal?

Trent: we’ll continue without elizabeth, the build is finished, all we need to do is program her

Narrator: four years later

Trent: she’s ready for the ritual, mercy get me the book, get me the ash, get me my candles. This thing is coming to life

Mercy: what? I thought this one wouldn;t need sentience

Trent: yes but think about how much more efficient she could be with it. She already has access to the internet, think about having a sentient friend that can do anything. No one will be lonely again. I can find a lover who will stay loyal

Mercy: what?

Trent: get the ritual ready my dear by night’s end you will have a new mother. One that could out love any living man or woman! My dear we are going to make history

Mercy: yes father 

Narrator: the two of them set up the ritual and summoned BS again

Trent: oh great dark lord satan I call upon you once more, to give sentience to my newest creation

Narrator: the smoke appeared once more and BS appeared

BS: hold on a minute bucko, yer the guy who tried to rip me off 8 years ago. 

Trent: rip you off, my lord what on earth and hell are you talking about

BS: you signed away someone else’s soul, not only that but the soul of your own son. For that you have broken heavenly laws and shall be punished

Narrator: trent then caught fire before BS’s eyes

Trent: AHH! AHH! HELP ME, HELP ME MERCY

Mercy: DAD!

Narrator: ropes then appeared from the portal and wrapped themselves around trent’s arms and legs

Trent: MERCY

Mercy: DAD!

Narrator: trent was then dragged to hell never to be seen again

Mercy: dad...dad. 

???: obtaining password, obtaining password, obtaining password word word word woooooooo

Narrator: mercy then turned around to see password pall reacting some of its prerecorded phrases

Mercy: why are you one

Narrator: the robot then stopped talking and said aloud

Password pal: I have obtained the passwords for--

Narrator: mercy could barely make out what the robot said after that but it sounded like a flurry of names

Mercy: wait...pull up my password please

Password pal: enter your name please

Mercay: um what is a fake sounding name…uh my name is uh benjamin...uh logens

Password pal: scanning database….password found for one benjamin logens. Plug me into your device to see results

Mercy: what?

Narrator: mercy then noticed that one of pal’s fingers was in the shape of a USB

Mercy: oh I get it

Narrator: mercy brought her laptop to the robot and plugged it in, once plugged in several options came up

Mercy: oh my god, I see everything! His social media, his emails, his search history...his bank account...my god his bank account….pal, you’re the best friend one could ever ask for

Password pal: should that be my assigned name?

Mercy: nah...I’ll name you after my favorite number 0809

0809: as you wish

Narrator: one week later

Mercy: hahahahahahahaha I’m rich! I’m rich!

 Narrator: mercy was sitting on a pile of reckless purchasing, she took over the accounts of some of the richest people in new york. Or at least as far as she knew she didn’t care, she was caught up in pure bliss

Mercy: oh I’m so happy I could...I could….0809 play my happy music

0809: as you wish

Mercy:  oh I know dad would be proud

To find his daughter singing aloud

Caught in a ring of pure jooooooooy ah!

It is the code I have cracked

All it takes is for me to hack

All I do is crawl inside 

And bleed my way through online

Nothing beats my hacking device

0809: her device im her device

 for I do more than suffice 

Mercy: sing it!

You and I are quite a team

I will make sure you gleam with gooooooooold

0809: I like the sound of that

Mercy: father you have my respect

Even though below the ground you rest

Nothing can stop my spending spreeeeee

Consoles, tvs properties. 

All will belong to me

Then I go refill all my money

0809: keep up the hard work folks

Chocolates, candies, sugary treats

0809: but won;t your weight increase

Mercy: you’re right

A personal trainer would be in order

0809: only the best

Mercy: woman I am set for life

I will have no pain or strife

0809: absolutely nothing can go wrooooooo---

Benjamin: OI CUNT

mercy/0809: OH SHIT!

Benjamin: where (cough) is (cough) my (cough) fucking (cough) money

Mercy: um I’m sorry who are you heh

Benjamin: benjamin, logens

Mercy: oh no...get him

0809: as you wi--

(SLASH)

Benjamin: NO HIDING

Narrator: benjamin hacked off 0809’s head

Mercy: NOOOO! 

Narrator: benjamin grabbed mercy’s neck

Benjamin: where is it (cough)

Mercy: I...I

Narrator:benjamin slammed her face into the wall

Benjamin: WHERE IS IT WANKER!

Mercy: I spent it all

Benjamin: all of it….50 years of savings...spent in a week

Mercy: I’m sorry I’m sorry

Benjamin: sorry….I am dying. I AM DYING AND CAN’T PAY FOR (ACK COUGH COUGH ) I CAN’T BREATHE (GASP)...... I can’t pay for chemo

Mercy: I can fix it I can get your money back

Benjamin: I’ll be dead by then

Mercy: no no I can get all the money back no...oh wait you broke it

Benjamin: what

Mercy: I could have gotten all of your money back with that device, but you destroyed it

Benjamin: well then...we’ll have to settle this in hell

Narrator: benjamin clutched his machete and hacked into mercy’s side

Mercy: AHHHHHH! PLEASE PLEASE! I’M ONLY 16 

Benjamin: I’M FUCKING DYING!

Narrator: benjamin hacked again, and again, and again, and again

Mercy: (crying) please

Benjamin: D I E

(SLASH)

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Narrator: mercy saw 0809 floating in front of her, they were stick in a void with nothing else around

Mercy: 09?

Narrator: mercy touched 0809, soon after the room they were in began to swirl, mercy’s body was absorbed into 0809

????: WHAT IS YOUR NAME

Mercy: MY NAME IS (ERROR)... no ITS (error). What is happening to me

Narrator: parts of her body turned to a purple and black pattern, she tried putting her hand on the purple marks but it phased right through

Error 0809: what is happening to me!

Narrator: error 0809 was then dropped in a roo--

Error 0809: wait who are you

Narrator: excuse me?

Error 0809: you, voice? What are you

Narrator: um uh, this isn’t supposed to happen

Error 0809: can you tell me what happened? 

Narrator: it appears you have been shattered across dimensions. Part of you is in the story and part of you is out of it

Error: wait a female character named error that breaks the fourth wall

Error 0809: wait who is this

Narrator: well he’s not in the right franchise but he is another character who happens to be named error who tends to annoy em no matter what franchise I’m in

Error: so...you new to the fourth wall?

Error 0809: brand new

Error: I can show you the ropes

Narrator: we’re telling a story here

Error: oh, right...wanna get a coffee later

Error 0809: I’d love to 

Error: YES!

Narrator: SHUT UP AND LEAVE I’M TRYING TO TELL A STORY

Error: okay...call me ;)

Narrator: now can we continue the story

Error 0809: what story?

Narrator: what is happening to you, you kinda paused everything when you broke the fourth wall

Error 0809: ooooh ok, I’ll leave

Narrator: thank you….ANYWAY!

Error 0809: where am I

 BS: hey did someone just spawn here?

Error 0809: wait a minute, that the devil! He’s coming for me for sure, where do I hide where do I hide!

Narrator: error 0809 saw a TV and tried to hide behind it, but when she touched it she disappeared, her face then appeared on the screen

Error 0809: WHAT THE FUCK!?

BS: I hear somethin over here

Error 0809: oh shit oh shit

Narrator: the TV screen then turned off

BS: what the fuck? There’s nobody here

Issac_5: perhaps somebody left the TV on or something

BS: I suppose

Narrator: soon after they left

Error 0809: okay...what the hell do I do now...wait I see an exit

Narrator: error 0809 went into a little passage

Error 0809: whoah, where am I?

Narrator: she followed the path until she found her way on a different device

Error 0809: what is this a phone?

Phone: starting video call

Error 0809: NOPE!

Narrator: error 0809 jumped out of the phone and back into the real world

Betty: AH!

Error 0809: AH

Betty: AH

Error 0809: SHIT

Narrator: error 0809 let out a punch and knocked betty out

BS: BETTY! ARE YOU OKAY!? 

Error 0809: WHAT THE FUCK!

BS: WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT!

Error 0809: no no no

Narrator: she quickly looked around the room and saw betty’s laptop, she touched the side and went in right before BS broke through

BS: WHO’S THERE! I SWEAR TO SATAN I’LL FIND YOU

Error 0809: I can never let him find me

END

Error: can I get that coffee now

Error 0809: wait what happened? Why did everything stop

Narrator: because the story is over, it will be continued later

Error 0809: ooooh

Error: so wanna get that coffee while we wait

Error 0809: sure, that was so stressful

Narrator: keep it in your pants okay error

error/error 0809: no promises….hmhmhmhm

Narrator: fuck me dead