Art by lovely

Hailey is lovley's character

Sugar is my character (although heavily inspired by a similar character by ImmaDeeJ)

: alright hailey I have to go now

Hailey: okay mamma

Mother: I’ll be back in about a week, then you can see your baby sister okay

Hailey: okay

Mother: I love you hailey

Hailey: I love you mommy

Narrator: one week later

Grandma: hey hailey….

Narrator: the little hailey came running down the stairs to see her grandma. When she came down she saw her grandma holding a baby

Hailey: hi grandma...what’s with the baby

Grandma: well hailey this is your baby sister. Her name is lulu

Hailey: can I see her

Grandma: of course

Narrator: grandma bent down and presented her lulu to her sister. Hailey began to gently rub her sister’s arm

Hailey: w-where’s mom

Grandma: well she...she….

Hailey: where is she!

Grandma: she...passed away during the delivery

Hailey: NO!

Narrator: as she screamed her grip tightened on lulu’s arm

Lulu: WAAA!

Grandma: I’m sorry hailey um please let go of your sister please

Narrator: hailey released her grip

Hailey: wh (sniff*) where are we going now

Grandma: you two will stay with me, please get your things so we can go

Narrator: hailey got her possessions with tears in her eyes. Delicately packing each item, the last one being a picture of her and her mother

Hailey: I….love you mom. And I won’t let anyone take you away from me and get away with it

Narrator: during the car ride lulu was sitting in the front seat while hailey sat in the back. Hailey could see her sister through the mirror, and stared daggers the entire ride

Hailey: you’re gonna pay for this for the rest of your life

Narrator: fast forward five years and hailey and lulu are living on their grandma’s farm in michigan. Its a cold winter day and the two sisters are spending their time in the snow

Lulu: hey sis come and make snowmen with me 

Hailey: no

Lulu: oh come on

Narrator: hailey pelted her sister with a snowball

Lulu: WAAAA! THERE WAS A ROCK IN THAT SNOWBALL

Hailey: oops

Grandma: hailey, how could you throw a rock at your poor sister

Hailey: it was an accident geez

Grandma: well it still isn’t nice. Play with your sister for the rest of the day to make her feel better

Hailey: ugh fine 

Narrator: hailey was forced to be by her sister’s side for the rest of the day. Hailey wanted nothing to do with her, she needed a way to be rid of her little sister

Hailey: hey I have a cool idea 

Lulu: what? 

Hailey: follow me 

Narrator: hailey took lulu to the barn and led her to the second floor

Hailey: watch this 

Narrator: hailey stepped onto a wooden beam and began to walk over the barn, her curious sister following her on

Lulu: h-hailey I’m scared

Hailey: there’s nothing to be scar-- ooh OOH

Narrator: hailey pretended to stumble and pushed lulu off the beam and into one of the pens. Hailey looked down to see lulu on the back of one of the horses, holding on for dear life as the horse bucked and weaved in terror

Hailey: oops, sorry

Lulu: WAAH WAHH WAAHH

Narrator: hailey stood on the beam, watching it unfold. Pretending to be paralyzed with fear. Eventually someone heard the horse’s whinnies and came to calm the situation. Hailey left the scene before she got caught. Lulu was taken to the hospital soon after. Leaving hailey alone. 

Hailey: sweet, sweet silence

Narrator: hailey left the barn and made her way over to the chicken coop. She stepped inside and looked at the chickens running around. She stared at them for a bit before singling one out. She then ran forward and grabbed the bird. She held it by the neck and watched as it writhed in her hand, she felt immense pleasure as she thought of what to do with it, so much so that she lost track of how tight her grip was

Hailey: hmhmhmhmhm

Narrator: twelve years later 

Hailey: get in the car

Lulu: o-okay

Narrator: lulu began to step into the car but as soon as she closed the door hailey sped forward, stopping abruptly at a stop sign, causing lulu to fly forward and hit her chest on the dashboard

Lulu: OW! 

Hailey: oh lighten up sis, we’re just having fun

Lulu: I’m not 

Hailey: well then I guess we’ll have to try something else

Narrator: hailey proceeded to speed up, slam on the brakes, swerve and overall thrash her sister about. Eventually stopping at a stoplight

Lulu: please...stop

Hailey: come on lets have a little more fun

Lulu: I’m telling grandma about this

Narrator: hailey reached over and yanked lulu’s hair

Hailey: you’re not telling grandma shit, keep talking like that and I’ll send you flying through the windshield you hear me

Narrator: lulu didn’t answer

Hailey: YOU HEAR ME BITCH!

Lulu: YES! I won’t tell grandma

Hailey: good, now shut the fuck up. The thanks I get for trying to show you a good time

Narrator: hailey held on the breaks and gas at once creating a loud roaring sound from the car

Hailey: ooh when this light turns green we’re gonna feel it!

Narrator: lulu was scared, her sister was losing her mind and was putting the two of them in danger. Lulu decided she had enough and unbuckled her seatbelt

Hailey: ooh, want the full experience sis? Thanks for finally embracing some “fun”

Narrator: lulu then threw the door open and ran out, hailey tried grabbing her but had the door shut on her hand. She winced in pain causing her foot on the brakes to loosen and sent the car flying forward. Hailey rammed into a telephone pole and crashed her car. Causing her to lose consciousness. When she woke up she was in a hospital bed

Hailey: what happened

Grandma: you crashed your car dear

Hailey: where’s lulu...I want to see her

Grandma: she...she ran off. We don’t know where

Hailey: AHHH! Ow AAHHHHH ow

Narrator: three weeks later

Hailey: WHERE IS SHE!

Johana: AHH! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Hailey: you’re my sister’s “best friend” if she told anyone where she went 

Johana: I don’t know

Narrator: hailey then put her knife up to johana’s throat

Hailey: tell me again

Johana: alright alright I’ll tell you what I know...lulu told me she was on a bus headed to new york...but I don’t know where in new york I promise...the city I assume. But new york city is massive. There’s no way you’ll find he-- AGH!

Narrator: hailey got sick of johanna's talking and stabbed her on the spot

Hailey: looks like I’m moving to new york

Narrator: so hailey packed her things and moved to new york city, quite abruptly I might add. Almost as if she didn’t think everything through. She spent eight years looking for her sister, taking her anger out on the lives of the underage

Error 0809: shouldn’t the murders get more focus

Narrator: its something I’m not quite comfortable with narrating

Error 0809: whatever 

Narrator: anyway...8 years---

Error 0809: and a few dozen bodies

Narrator: later. Please don’t inturrupt me

Error 0809: no promises

Narrator: hailey was in the alleyway of a pub when he ehad some of the banter inside

Pimpster: so I hired this new girl right? And this chick...eh lulu I think her name is. She’s super depressed and tired. Girl doesn’t even feel the poundings she gets on the dailey. Girl’s a machine

Brooks: I’ll take her

Pimpster: sold. What time do you want to meet with er

Brooks: tomorrow at seven

Pimpster: you got it chap, pleasure doing business with you

Hailey: so lulu went and became a backdoor whore. Should have known she couldn’t survive on her own. Oh don’t worry dear sister. Your suffering will end soon hehe HAHAHAHA

Pimpster: HEY CRAZY LADY! SHUT UP

Brooks: yeah we just heard everything you just said

Pimpster: SECURITY!

Hailey: alright alright I’ll leave….fuckers

Narrator: three days later

Hailey: pimpster’s escort service...I wonder if he changed his name to pimpster to fit this occupation. Lets take a look at this catalog of girls….hmm no...no...no...no...that’s a guy….THERE! Oh lulu how you’ve grown into your body. You deserve so much better than this...is what I would say if you didn’t take away...oh why the fuck am I monolauging

Narrator: hailey tried to schedule an appointment but her request was sent back

Hailey: WHAT! The hell kind of whore service denies a customer

Narrator: then a message popped up

Hailey: “rejected. Reason: employee safety concerns” oh she knows she knows...I just gotta outsmart her is all…. but how

Narrator: hailey stepped out of her house to think about it. She drove into the city wondering what to do.she was about to order drinks from the pub when he overheard someone talking on the phone

Benjamin: yes I know I’ll get ya the money I just need time...no I don’t want to end up like the rest of my family...okay you got it. 

(beep)

Benjamin: AHH FUCK!

Hailey: looks like you could use some cash

Benjamin: well I know where this is going. Where do you want to do it

Hailey: no you idiot, I have something better in mind

Benjamin: what?

Hailey: follow me

Narrator: hailey led benjamin to her car

Benjamin: aight what’s the deal

Hailey: I need your help to kill my sister 

Benjamin: oh do ya now?

Hailey: she works as a prostitute for somebody called pimpster

Benjamin: agh I caught me boss sleeping with one of his hookers the other day

Hailey: so you know this person?

Benjamin: by name only

Hailey: well I need you to hire my sister for a night. Invite her to my place. And I’ll do the rest

Benjamin: how much am I getting for this

Hailey: I got $3000 dollars

Benjamin: I’ll take it

Hailey: good. I’ll cover the expenses to get her into the house and kill her off. I only need you to hire her for the night

Benjamin: ya got it mate

Narrator: the next day

Lulu: um excuse me are you...benjamin logens

Benjamin: aye

Lulu: we’ll I’m all yours for the hour 

Benjamin: I know. Bend over

Lulu: don’t you wanna move to like a couch or something

Benjamin: no here’s fine

Lulu: if you say so

Narrator: lulu bent over and prepared for the usual when a hand grabbed her neck

Lulu: ack* a bit too rough

Benjamin: oh that’s nothin what until she gets to ya

Lulu: what

clap* clap* clap*

Hailey: thank you benji, you brought her right to me

Lulu: hailey!

Hailey: yes sis it is me. My my you’ve grown so much since I last saw you...and not in a good way

Lulu: get your guy to let go of me

Haily: I’m afraid I can’t. I have plans for you. Benji have her face me

Benjamin: aye aye

Narrator: he held lulu up

Haily: I must say its rather rude of you to leave me so soon, why you weren’t even 18 yet

Lulu: never stopped you. You were 21 when I left

Haily: that’s because there was so much sisterly fun we needed to have before I left. Fun that was cut short. Well my dear you made quite the mistake

Narrator: hailey held a knife to lulu’s throat

Hailey: I decide when we are done

Narrator: hailey leaned in and kissed her sister for a solid couple seconds

Benjamin: *urp disgusting

Hailey: now we are done

Narrator: hailey slid the knife over lulu’s throat...and they were done

Hailey: thank you benji

Benjamin: where’s my money

Hailey: yes yes it's in my safe. I’ll get it for you

Narrator: hailey took lulu’s body and dragged it into her basement. In the basement she opened up a door to a walk in freezer. Hailey looked around. Missing poster of all the dozens of victims she accumulated over the years. Each poster held above their now frozen bodies. Hailey put lulu’s body on a bed she put in the middle. She stared at her sister laying on the bed, knowing she’ll freeze before long. She felt the last bit of warmth on the body, stripping lulu of her scandalous clothing. Hailey reached for her own clothing when she heard benjamin shout

Benjamin: WHERE’S THE FUCKING MONEY WOMAN!

Hailey: mmm I’m so excited umph ah!

Narrator: hailey rushed over to a safe in the back corner, quickly punched in the code and pulled out benjamin’s pay. She rushed upstairs, closing the freezer behind her. Throwing the money at benjamin

Hailey: FUCK ME!

Benjamin: what

Hailey: I’m so turned on and need to be satisfied

Benjamin: what’ll I get out of it

Hailey: agh uh another thousand

Benjamin: deal

Narrator: one night of crazy sex la--

Error 0809: and choking, dear god don’t forget the choking

Narrator: right. One night of crazy sex and near life threatening choking later

Hailey: that was...amazing...you really know how to pound

Narrator: she said as she lit a cigarette 

Benjamin: I am...awestruck

Hailey: wanna...keep doing this

Benjamin: ya know what...sure. 

Narrator: benjamin and hailey began to see each other much more often after that. Benjamin and hailey eventually fell in love causing benjamin to move into hailey’s house. Alongside his 8 year old daughter

Hailey: you um have a uh daughter

Benjamin: ah yeah. This is sugar. Sugar this is hailey

Sugar: hello

Hailey: hi there cutie how are you doing

Sugar: much better

Benjamin: the guest room’s upstairs love. Go and eh make the bed for yourself or something

Hailey: benji...you know how I am with kids

Benjamin: sugar is the only family I have left. I know you don’t like kids but she’ll behave

Hailey: fine but she better be well behaved

Benjamin: of course love I promise

Hailey: alright. Also I notice she’s a bit um…

Benjamin: yes she’s a little chonky. Don’t say a damn thing about it

Hailey: fine

Narrator: three years later

Sugar: ooh! I can’t wait to go to the spider convention

Benjamin: what

sugar: remember daddy you said you were going to take me to the spider convention so I can get my first tarantula

Benjamin: fuck me was that today

Sugar: we’re still going right daddy?

Benjamin: oh fuck um HAILEY!

Hailey: WHAT!

Benjamin: TAKE SUGAR TO THIS CONVENTION THING I GOT A JOB

Hailey: FINE!

Benjamin: there ya go darling. Here’s a twenty have fun

Sugar: thanks dad

Narrator: so benjamin went off to his job and hailey took sugar to the convention

Hailey: so what is this convention all about anyway

Sugar: its the spider convention. Some of the highest quality tarantulas are going to be sold there

Hailey: SPIDERS! You really like those ghastly things

Sugar: I mean yeah. 

Hailey: egh, you’d think an australian would teach his kid to be fearful of spiders

Sugar: oh I know about the funnel webs and other dangerous ones. I just want a harmless tarantula

Hailey: those big...hairy...creepy...SPIDERS!

Sugar: yeah one of those

Hailey: *shivers* whatever

Narrator: as they were driving hailey noticed how much sugar jiggled when the car would go over a bump, curious hailey made a very abrupt stop at the next stoplight. Causing sugar’s entire body to shake uncontrollably

Hailey: snicker* 

Sugar: that’s uh, quite an abrupt stop ya made there

Hailey: yeah, it caught me a bit off guard is all

Sugar: I mean it was a pretty obvious light and all

Hailey: shut up

Narrator: eventually hailey made it to the convention. Hailey didn’t enter and waited in the car for sugar to get back. While inside sugar was enamored by all thr high quality terrantulas on display, however she’d been saving up for one in particular.

One hour later

Sugar: alright I’m done

Hailey: alright alr-- AHH! THE FUCK IS THAT

Sugar: a rare platinum goliath birdeater, one of the most excuisite spiders

Hailey: WHY IN THE MOTHERFUCK IS IT IN MY CAR!

Sugar: that’s what I went to the convention for. To get one of these

Hailey: I don’t want to look at it. Sit in the back 

Sugar: ok

Narrator: hailey brought sugar home with her new pet and payed it no mind afterwards. When benjamin came home he was unphased by the massive, pure white spider on his counter

Benjamin: ah aint she a bute

Hailey: really, you find nothing creepy about this

Benjamin: I’m from austrailia, this is nothing compared to the stuff I’ve fought off there.

Hailey: GRRR

Narrator: eleven years

Error 0809: and many more spiders

Narrator: and the official marriage of benjamin and hailey...eh later

Benjamin: happy 22nd birthday sugar. Sorry I couldn’t get ya anything extravagant this year but I hope this’ll do

Narrator: while sugar opened her birthday present. Hailey  pulled benjamin aside

Hailey: we need to talk about sugar

Benjamin: what about

Hailey: she’s 22 years old, 400 pounds

Benjamin: 398

Hailey: shut up! She’s 22 years old, 400 pounds, and still lives here, slowly collecting nudes and spiders

Benjamin: oh come on hailey, its hard getting on your feet nowadays

Hailey: cuz her massive gut is in the way

Benjamin: HEY! I told you not to talk about me daughter’s weight

Haliey: usually I wouldn’t but I’m the one paying for it

Benjamin: we ar--

hailey: SHUT IT!

Benjamin: come on it could be worse. She at least has a job

Hailey: so she should use the income to buy an apartment and get out of our house...and take her spiders with her

Benjamin: but ha--

Hailey: NO BUTS! You are going to help her find an apartment and get her out of my house

Benjamin: fine, how about this. Once I’ve paid off my debt to the mafia--

Hailey: YOU’VE BEEN IN DEBT FOR 30 YEARS

Benjamin: I know I know but when I pay it off I’ll find her a place to live

Hailey: good

Narrator: later that night

Reporter: it seems like the gang known as the bad apples have struck again this time clearing all the cashiers from a walmart before the cops could even arrive. Their crime spree is getting so out of hand that the authorities are issuing a million dollar reward for anyone who can bring the gang’s leader, Brooks Brokouski into police custody

Benjamin: (PSSHT) a million dollars! 

sugar: dad aint that your boss

Benjamin: yeah he is

sugar: you gonna turn him in

Benjamin: hell yeah I am, I need that money damnit and brooks has been skipping out on my pay

sugar: whatever dad

Narrator: the next day benjamin went out to kill off brooks. Meanwhile sugar confronted hailey in her room

Sugar: so you want to get rid of me

Hailey: what

Sugar: I heard you talking to dad last night, you want to get rid of me

Hailey: well sorry for not wanting a 22 year old, fat, barely employed, SLOB. mooching off of my income

Sugar: come on maybe we can work something ou--

Hailey: you get an apartment, and leave my house. That is the agreement

Narrator: sugar then left the room in a huff

Sugar: I’ll show her I’ll show her I will...maybe she needs to lighten up a bit 

Narrator: sugar went around her room and gathered up all of her biggest spiders. She then went back to hailey’s room to find her asleep on her bed.

Sugar: hehehe, evict this

Narrator: sugar placed one of her tarantulas on hailey’s face and the other in her hair. Hailey’s eyes slowly opened before realizing what happened

hailey: AHHH! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Sugar: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

Narrator: hailey thrashed about in her bed and threw the spiders off with sugar laughing the entire time

Hailey: huff….puff

Sugar: what’s the matter *snicker* ya scared

Narrator: hailey then snapped, she grabbed a rope from her nightstand and stared daggers into sugar’s eyes

Sugar: heh um its just a prank….heh those spiders aren’t venomous they’re harmless heh

narrator: hailey didn’t say a word as she ran towards sugar and threw her to the ground. Hailey wrapped the rope around sugar’s neck and began to pull

Hailey: (mockingly) BIIIIIIIIIITCH HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Narrator: hailer kept her grip for ten whole minutes, suffocating sugar to death

Hailey: huff...puff. I’ve wanted to do that for so long

Narrator: hailey spent the rest of her afternoon dragging sugar to her room, she tied the rope around sugar’s neck, tore down her ceiling fan and tied the other end of the rope to it

Hailey: there...huff...she killed herself. That’s huff what I’ll say. ugh ….that fatass was so hard to move, I’m never killing a fat person again

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Sugar: (GASP) Where am I

BS: hold on a second

Narrator: sugar looked over to see BS furiously reading a manual of some kind

Sugar: who are you?

BS: the name’s brooklyn satan

Sugar: brooklyn?

BS: yeah, I just took over for new york satan like an hour ago and I have no idea what I’m doing

Sugar: so you’re in charge of hell and have no idea what you’re doing

BS: nobody told me that being satan would be so stressful 

Sugar: well we can’t have mr “ruler of the underworld” being stressed now can we

BS: no, who knows what’ll happen cuz I don’t

Sugar: well how about a deal, I am a licensed masseuse and can keep you relaxed. In return I ask to stay here with you

BS: do you do happy endings

Sugar: I can

BS: ya got a deal sugarplums

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Narrator: one week later

Benjamin: SUGAR I’M HOME AND HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YA! 

Narrator: benjamin walked around his house

Benjamin: SUGAR!?....A-ARE YOU ALRIGHT!.....ANSWER ME

Narrator: hailey then came down the stairs

Benjamin: ah hailey where’s sugar

Hailey: she’d been in her room for the past few days

Benjamin: odd, usually she’d come out for snacks or something

Narrator: benjamin then went up to her room and knocked on the door

Benjamin: sugar?......SUGAR ARE YOU OKAY

Narrator: no answer

Benjamin: I’m coming in, if you don’t want me to tell me now

Narrator: no answer

Benjamin: coming in in 1….2….3!

Narrator: benjamin opened the door to a horrific sight, sugar lying dead on the floor with one end of a rope tied around her neck and the other tied to her ceiling fan, which was right next to her

Benjamin: no….NOO! SUGAR! I’M SORRY! *sniff* *sob*

Hailey: OH GOODNESS! So that was the thud I heard

Benjamin: you didn’t bother to CHECK!

Hailey: hey don’t get mad at me, she killed herself

Benjamin: why didn’t you check on her 

Hailey: I didn’t know that was my j--

Benjamin: you may not be...have been her real mom but you could have AT LEAST PUT IN SOME EFFORT

Hailey: alright alright that’s fair

Benjamin: when did she do this

Hailey: I heard the thud about three days ago

Benjamin: aww, my poor baby. I’m sorry I couldn't come back in time

Hailey: yeah what took you so long anyway?

Benjamin: I was shot in the knee and had to get my leg replaced after it got infected

Hailey: poor bo--

Benjamin: but if I knew this was on the line...I’d have left as soon as I was done, leg or no leg...I knew she was teased for her weigh but I didn’t know it was THIS bad

Hailey: she really should have said something

Benjamin: aw my dear daughter….I’m so sorry

Narrator: benjamin broke down crying after that, clutching the body of his daughter, meanwhile hailey left to go do her own business. Three weeks later the funeral was held.

Benjamin: thank you all for coming

Hailey: um who’s this?

Elizabeth: hi I’m elizabeth, I was sugar’s online girlfriend

Benjamin: yeah I looked through sugar’s computer to see if there was anyone she knew that I could invite

hailey: oh ok… so where’s everyone else

Benjamin: she didn’t have a lot of online friends, not to mention everyone in our family is dead so you me and lizzie are the only ones alive who meant a lot to her

haily: oh….

Narrator: while benjamin and elizabeth chatted hailey crept over to sugar’s coffin and said to her

Hailey: listen, to be fair I saved you from a much more painful death

Narrator: she pulled out a cigarette and lit it

Hailey: my father...he made similar mistakes he uh..died when I was young, mother told me it was his eating habits that killed him...painfully I heard……….mom….mommy...M-- f--forget I said anything….oh wait you’re dead…..mommy

Narrator: after everyone sa--

Error 0809: sheesh imagine having only three people show up to your funeral

Narrator: you’re one to talk you didn’t have one

Error 0809: rude

Narrator: says the young woman making fun of someone else’s funeral attendance

Error 0809: okay that’s fair

Narrator: after everyone said their goodbyes they dispersed, benjamin never truly got over the death of his daughter and had nightmares about it for the next six years.despite his attempts to move on the vision of his daughter's body never truly left. Hailey was getting frustrated at benjamin’s crying and wailing and went to blow off some steam in the only way she knew how

Hailey: benjamin's been crying non-stop since sugar died. Its getting annoying...deadly annoying

Narrator: hailey was waiting in an alley when she saw a young girl walk by.

Hailey: just like the good old days

Narrator: when the girl walked by hailey grabbed her and dragged her in the alley

Hailey: oh this brings back memories

Narrator: she said as she slid her knife over the girl’s throat

Edna: who’s there!

Narrator: hailey saw a woman at the end of the alley, she was holding a revolver and had it pointed at hailey. Hailey put her hands up as a defense 

Hailey: leave, this does not concern you

Edna: oh I will...but wouldn’t it be a shame if the cops were to find out about this

Hailey: you wouldn’t 

edns: I would….so you like killing minors

Hailey: hehehe I get a thrill out of it… the blood coursing through my veins when I end them...its the most erotic feeling I’ve ever felt

Edna: how about a deal then

Hailey: what?

Edna: you kill my daughter and I forget about this whole thing

Hailey: WHAT?

Edna: my daughter has grown spoiled, bratty, aggressive and has already tried to end my life. I need to nip this in the bud before it becomes a problem. So you kill her and keep her from killing me and I forget about the homicide of a seemingly innocent...13 year old?

Hailey: 15

Edna: ah yes, do we have a deal

Hailey: I think we do

Edna: good, I’ll lead her here and you can do the rest

Hailey: okay

Edna: you might want to toss this in a dumpster or something when we’re done

Narrator:  edna left soon after, hailey dumped the body of the girl into a nearby dumpster. Sure enough jessica came walking into the alley, putting her back to hailey. Giving her the opportunity to strike

 (shling)

Jessica: WHAT!

Narrator: jessica jumped out of the way of a knife coming down on her

hailey: come here munchkin, I just wanna play

jessica: AHHH!!

Narrator: jessica ran out of the alleyway with hailey behind her, knife in hand. In her panic jessica ran into the street, where hailey followed

Jessica: WATCH OUT

Hailey: huh

jessica/hailey: AHHHH!

(HONK HONK)

(WOMP)

Narrator: a truck rammed into the two of them at top speed, killing both on impact and ripping hailey in half. 

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Hailey/jessica: (GASP) where are we

BS: yer in hell

jessica: HELL!

BS: yeah

jessica: NO NO NO! I REFUSE

BS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA how cute, yer actin like you can just “refuse” hell

Narrator: as BS was laughing to himself jessica saw a book on a pedestal with a massive golden plack reading “portal to living world”

Narrator: jessica ran past BS and grabbed the book. While BS ran to deal with the problem hailey ran off on her own

Error 0809: well more like floated, she didn’t have any legs 

Narrator: right. She ran...er I mean floated into what looked like dense woods until coming across an ominous figure

Hichi: hello

Hailey: who are you

Hichi: I am hichi, one of the rulers of the hellscape

Hailey: oh? What do you want me for

Hichi: I want you to join me in my conquest. I wish to take over the hellscape and unite it all under my rule

Hailey: ooh, and what will I get out of it?

Hichi: power beyond your wildest dreams

Hailey: show me

Hichi: join me and I will 

Hailey: hmhmhm let's do this

END