artwork and character by fred faz k

Narrator: long ago only a fraction of the world was explored. Back then there was only one satan. He ruled over the lands of africa, asia, europe, and australia. To divide up the work he put trusted members of his council in charge of managing the sinners of each country, these were known as satans. The original ruled over all of them in relative “peace”. That was until the new world was discovered. Intrigued by the new land the original satan left the old world to rule over a new hellscape, leaving his most powerful disciple behind, hichi. To fool the new worlders satan changed his name to the D man (pronounced demon) to differentiate himself from his underlings. Meanwhile hichi was growing bitter. 

Hichi: the fool thinks he can just abandon his land 

Roman satan: I propose conquering is in order

Chinese satan: I concur, it is clear that the old man has past his prime

Hichi: yes, I agree. We sho--

British satan/spanish satan: did somebody say conquering!

Hichi: SHUT UP! You satans annoy me. If it were up to me I’d rule it all

Roman satan: so why don’t you

Hichi: the D man is powerful, I’d have to take the land in secret and strike when it’s too late

Chinese satan: how do you wish to conquer this land

Hichi: well first we must know what we’re dealing with. I’ll wait until all of the land has been discovered. Then I’ll strike

Narrator: he waited for hundreds of years until he thought the perfect time to strike came along

Hichi: this is perfect. The population has exploded in recent years and these sinners are ripe for bribery. BUFFOONS!

Satans: yes sir

Hichi: watch my land for me, I’m taking out that oafish D man once and for all. If my land has been desecrated in any way I’ll have your heads you hear me

Satans: YES SIR

Hichi: good

Narrator: hichi left the old hellscape to the new world 

Hichi: so, now we must find some sinners worth using

Narrator: hichi wandered inwards before coming across sinner in panic, hich chuckled to himself as she approached

Hichi: hello

Hailey: who are you

Hichi: I am hichi, one of the rulers of the hellscape

Hailey: oh? What do you want me for

Hichi: I want you to join me in my conquest. I wish to take over the hellscape and unite it all under my rule

Hailey: ooh, and what will I get out of it?

Hichi: power beyond your wildest dreams

Hailey: show me

Hichi: join me and I will 

Hailey: hmhmhm let's do this

Narrator: hichi gave hailey a diamond knife with an obsidian handle

Hichi: try this

Narrator: hailey hacked at a nearby tree, cutting it down with one swing

Hailey: this is more like a weapon than a power 

Hichi: you use the weapon to gain power

Hailey: eh not really selling it to me

Hichi: you want power, I’ll show you power

Narrator: hichi waved his hand over hailey. Soon after she began to glow, her torn off legs turned to long wispy tentacles and icy wind spewed from her hands

Hailey: now this is power

Hichi: you want to use it don’t you

Hailey: YESSSSSS

Narrator: she spoke with aa chilled mist coming from her mouth

Hichi: stick with me and you’ll get more than enough chances to do so

Narrator: the next day hailey and hichi were wandering through brooklyn hell when a wolfish figure appeared in front of them

Echo: AHH! What happened

Hichi: you died, and now you’re in hell. And you appear to have taken on a wolfish form

Echo: really? Am I going to be stuck like this

Hichi: don’t worry my dear. I sympathise with your downfall. Taken out unfairly by someone so weak. 

Narrator: he said reading her mind

Hichi: Well if you follow me you won’t be weak anymore. With my help I can make you the most powerful being in the hellscape

Hailey: oh hey its you. What he says is true. He’s already done wonders for me

Echo: well if that’s the case count me in. and get me out of the wolfy body

Hichi: done

Narrator: hichi waved his hand over echo, shrouding her in magic

Hichi: you now have the power of transformation

Narrator: echo then took on a more humanoid form

Echo: so, where do we start

Hichi: soon my dear, soon

Narrator: fourteen years later

Hichi: you two, do either of you know that gentleman

Benjamin: AUDRY! (cries) AUDRY!

Hailey: I’d recognize that accent anywhere, that’s my husband benjamin

Echo: you were married

Hailey: happily, yes

Hichi: Well then my dears. Lets see how desperate he is

END