4 years ago

hell's hooligans rebooted

lulu origin


before I start this one I have a few things to get out of the way. first off I'm sorry about not releasing a HH episode last week, it was a rough one to say the least. second there might be another pause in the series as I wait for the rest of the art to get finished (unless you guys are fine with the next few episodes not having art). lastly I have not been crediting those who need crediting so I'm going to do all of the credits so far here and add credits to all future installments.

character credits

BS: me

dolly/error 0809/mother daisy/betty bliss: new york rose

baunjovi: fred faz k

isssac_5: crafty

echo: quixie

lulu: lovely

art credits

all art so far has been done by new york rose except for this episode which was done by lovley

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Narrator: school had just ended and luluwas being picked up by her older sister hailey, something she was dreading all day as hailey has...tendencies to say the least

Hailey: get in the car

Lulu: o-okay

Narrator: lulu began to step into the car but as soon as she closed the door hailey sped forward, stopping abruptly at a stop sign, causing lulu to fly forward and hit her chest on the dashboard

Lulu: OW! 

Hailey: oh lighten up sis, we’re just having fun

Lulu: I’m not 

Hailey: well then I guess we’ll have to try something else

Narrator: hailey proceeded to speed up, slam on the brakes, swerve and overall thrash her sister about. Eventually stopping at a stoplight

Lulu: please...stop

Hailey: come on lets have a little more fun

Lulu: I’m telling grandma about this

Narrator: hailey reached over and yanked lulu’s hair

Hailey: you’re not telling grandma shit, keep talking like that and I’ll send you flying through the windshield you hear me

Narrator: lulu didn’t answer

Hailey: YOU HEAR ME BITCH!

Lulu: YES! I won’t tell grandma

Hailey: good, now shut the fuck up. The thanks I get for trying to show you a good time

Narrator: hailey held on the breaks and gas at once creating a loud roaring sound from the car

Hailey: ooh when this light turns green we’re gonna feel it!

Narrator: lulu was scared, her sister was losing her mind and was putting the two of them in danger. Lulu decided she had enough and unbuckled her seatbelt

Hailey: ooh, want the full experience sis? Thanks for finally embracing some “fun”

Narrator: lulu then threw the door open and ran out, hailey tried grabbing her but had the door shut on her hand. She winced in pain causing her foot on the brakes to loosen and sent the car flying forward. Lulu took this as a chance to run away. She ran and ran as far as she could until coming upon a bus

Lulu: where is this bus going

Busdriver: new york my dear

Lulu: get me on

Busdriver: you got a ticket

Lulu: urgh no, but I have 50 bucks right here

Busdriver: thank you I’ll let it slide for ya

Lulu: thank you

Narrator: lulu got on the bus and rode off. While on the bus she got a call from her grandmother

Grandma: DARLING! Where are you

Lulu: I’m on a bus...going away

Grandma: WHERE! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!

Lulu: I--I’ll tell you when I’m ready

Grandma: YOU TELL ME RIGHT NOW WH--

(hangs up)

Narrator: one year later

Lulu: so c-c-c-cold, gotta start fire...that guy...he has a lighter

Narrator: lulu ran over and tried to nab the man’s lighter

Ben: excuse me! What do you think your doi-- my god. You’re wearing that in new york winter are you mad

Lulu: I g-g-got nothing else

Ben: you’re gonna freeze to death out here...is that why you wanted the lighter

Lulu: ye-yes

Ben: here take it, you need it more than I do

Lulu: th-thank you

Ben: what’s a young woman like you doing on the streets anyway

Lulu: its a long story

Ben: I got time

Lulu: I’ll shorten it. The short version is that I wanted to get away from my toxic family and came here...with nowhere to go

Ben: how old are ya

Lulu: 18

Ben: how long have you been out here

Lulu: about a year

Ben: listen, from what I’ve heard it's going to get below freezing tonight and I wouldn;t forgive myself if I let you stay outside in the cold. Why not stay with me for the night

Lulu: you would really do that

Ben: of course

Narrator: ben brought lulu home where she was wrapped up in some blankets. The two spent the night chatting and getting to know each other with lulu enjoying the best meal she’s had in the longest time. The next morning lulu woke up before ben on his couch. As she got up lulu scanned the pantry and grabbed all the non perishables she could, as well as nabbing his wallet from his dresser. On the way out she passed a table that made her stop. On the table was a picture of ben with a woman and child, lulu put the items she was carrying down and picked up the picture. Under it was a newspaper that read “disastrous apartment fire kills all residents, only one survivor” next to the newspaper was a charred pearl necklace and a half burnt doll. 

Lulu: poor guy...he has no family...I know how he feels

Narrator: lulu put the food back in the pantry and put his wallet back in the dresser. Lulu then looked at him still sleeping in his bed and hugged him. From then on the two were inseparable. Starting a relationship shortly after eventually leading to their marriage, ultimately leading too….

five years later

Lulu: honey! Honey!

Ben: what is it dear

Lulu: I’M PREGNANT!

Ben: oh my goodness that’s incredible!

Lulu: I know! I can finally give someone the parental experience I was never able to get

Narrator: of course their happiness was about to be cut short after ben came home one day a few months later

Lulu: honey what’s wrong

Ben: huff* I-I was laid off today

Lulu: no!

Ben: yes, yes I was 

Lulu: what are we going to do about the baby?

Ben: I’ll bet a new job by the time they come

Narrator: three months later

Ben: AHH! Nobody is hiring!

Lulu: ben

Ben: what

Lulu: I think we need to talk about the baby

Ben: yes I know its behind schedule I’ll get a job I pro--

Lulu: its not that

Ben: then what is it

lulu:I ...I...I uh think we...should…

Ben: spit it out

Lulu: I think we should abort!

Ben: you mean...like the kid...you want to abort the kid

Lulu: yes, lets face it we’re in no financial place to have a baby and...I’m scared

Ben: of what

Lulu: my mom died giving birth to me...and ever since I got pregnant I’ve been scared that it might happen to me too

Ben: honey…

Lulu: who are you more willing to risk. A wife you’ll have forever. Or a baby that will grow up poor and leave you

Ben: its...your body. I’ll support your choice no matter what but ultimately its not up to me if this is truly what you want, I’ll support you

Lulu: ok then...we can always try again when we’re in a better place

Ben: or adopt of you’re still too scared

Lulu: right...right

Narrator: two weeks later

Ben: alright honey this is the last chance to turn back are you sure this is right

Lulu: yes...yes I am

Ben: alright. Then call me when it’s over, do you want anything while I’m out

Lulu: I’ll tell you if I think of anything

Ben: alright honey, I love you

Narrator: lulu went into the clinic while ben drove off to get things to make lulu feel better. 

Ben: poor girl

Narrator: one hour later. Ben was driving on the highway from one stop to the next

Ben: lets see...oh crap I gotta be heading back so-- AHH!

(C R A SH )

Narrator: while looking at his phone ben drove through a red light colliding with another car in the process, sending both of them into a nearby ditch

Brooks: *cough cough* WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT MAN!

Baunjovi: hold it lets make sure he’s okay first before we chew him out

Brooks: fine but the fucker is paying for my new car

Baunjovi: um brooks...I don’t think he’s paying for anything

Brooks: why

Baunjovi: he’s dead...he’s got no pulse

Brooks: oh shit

Baunjovi: we gotta call the cops or someth--

(ring ring)

Narrator: baunjovi picked up ben’s phone and saw that lulu was calling, but the picture ben chose was rather...tale telling

Baunjovi: ey brooks

Brooks: what

Baunjovi: does this woman look...pregnant to you

Brooks: uh…...no

Baunjovi: brooks did we just kill a father!

Brooks: uh answer the phone don’t leave her hanging

Baunjovi: fine...hello

Lulu: hello *sniff is this ben

Baunjovi: uh no uh he’s unavailable right now

Lulu: well when eh gets back can you tell him...its done...the abortion was a success

Brooks: see he wasn’t a father

Baunjovi: shut the fuck up. Um maim I have some bad news

Lulu: what! Where’s ben!?

Baunjovi: I’m sorry to inform you lady but...ben...he ran a red light and crashed into our car. His flipped over into a ditch and….

Lulu: PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME HE’S ALIVE!

Baunjovi: I’m many things maim...but a liar I am not

Narrator: I’ll save you the gross details but the police were contacted and lulu was escorted home. Where she sat in her couch for the rest of the day crying into a pillow

Voice: mama

Lulu: wha...what

Voice: why did you do it mama

Lulu: you’re not real! Go away

Voice: I don’t understand...why can’t I be alive mama

Lulu: AAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAH!
Narrator: lulu continued having hallucinations throughout the week, causing her to lose sleep. Many nights she went without sleep from then on. Then it came to the bills without ben providing income she had to make money for herself, and what is a job that is easy, takes up your nights, is exhausting, and pays well?

One year later

Pimpster: ey lulu ya got a client. They left their address on the counter. You’ve been on a roll lately

Lulu: whatever...one of these day’s they’ll fuck me into a coma

Pimpster: yeah then you’ll get some sleep eh

Lulu: that’s the plan

Pipmster: whatever keeps the wheels spinning love. Now go get em

Narrator: lulu was escorted to the location of her client and entered

Lulu: um excuse me are you...benjamin logens

Benjamin: aye

Lulu: we’ll I’m all yours for the hour 

Benjamin: I know. Bend over

Lulu: don’t you wanna move to like a couch or something

Benjamin: no here’s fine

Lulu: if you say so

Narrator: lulu bent over and prepared for the usual when a hand grabbed her neck

Lulu: ack* a bit too rough

Benjamin: oh that’s nothin what until she gets to ya

Lulu: what

clap* clap* clap*

Hailey: thank you benji, you brought her right to me

Lulu: hailey!

Hailey: yes sis it is me. My my you’ve grown so much since I last saw you...and not in a good way

Lulu: get your guy to let go of me

Haily: I’m afraid I can’t. I have plans for you. Benji have her face me

Benjamin: aye aye

Narrator: he held lulu up

Haily: I must say its rather rude of you to leave me so soon, why you weren’t even 18 yet

Lulu: never stopped you. You were 21 when I left

Haily: that’s because there was so much sisterly fun we needed to have before I left. Fun that was cut short. Well my dear you made quite the mistake

Narrator: hailey held a knife to lulu’s throat

Hailey: I decided when we are done

Narrator: hailey leaned in and kissed her sister for a solid couple seconds

Benjamin: *urp disgusting

Hailey: now we are done

Narrator: hailey sild the knife over lulu’s throat...and they were done

…………………….

Lulu: GASP* where am I...WHERE AM I

Narrator: lulu felt something soft under this

Lulu: WHY DO I HAVE A TAIL!

New york satan: ah shut up already. Yer in hell, you have a tail because you are a demon...a dog demon from the looks of things

Lulu: wait why am I a dog of all things

NYS: lets see here.... Yer list of crimes includes...uh huh...uh huh...that’s a wired one...oh there we go. The reason you are a dog is because you committed the sin of abortion. Humans often choose when their dogs die. You decided that your child needed to die, to you she was nothing more than a dog. And thus hell sees you as you saw your own child

(snap)

Narrator: three demons walked through the door, one with a nuse and another with a dog carrier

Lulu: wait AH!

Narrator: the noose was thrown around her neck as one of the demons threw her into the carrier

Lulu: where are you taking me

NYS: to the pound. In the eyes of the law you are a dog. You decided to take your childs fate out of their hands and therefore we take your fate out of your hands. You’ll be taken to the pound where you’ll be put down when we decide. Or you’ll get adopted and serve a master of some kind. Either way your fate is no longer in your hands. Now take her away

END



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