BS: you’re all under arrest

Ballora: nope, to hell with this

Narrator: ballora then flew off

Baby: GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD

Brenda: pleassssssse there mussssst be a misssssubdersssstanding

BS: GORGON! LOOK AWAY

Dolly: what’s wrong with you guys?

BS: don’t look into her eyes or you’ll turn to stone

Dolly: I’m looking right now and I’m fine

BS: wait a minute, are you immune?

Dolly: I mean I don’t have real eyes sooo

BS: perfect, get her

Dolly: with pleasure

Baby: hey HEY no one is”getting” anyone here, now what is going on

BS: you are mortals...in hell….that is not allowed

Baby: sorry buddy but we’re not going anywhere quietly

BS: damint now I have to fight you HOOLIGANS TAKE THEM DOWN

Baby: FUNTIMES HOLD YOUR GROUND!

BS: alright, baunjovi you get the big one, dolly go get the gorgon, lulu get the wired one with the sunglasses, pleaguey get the round headed one, mother daisy you get the one with the mask, lusi go get the flying one and I’ll handle the little puppetmaster

Lulu: uh lusi isn’t here

BS: she isn’t? Then where the hell is she

Lulu: no idea, she didn’t leave work, I think she’s doing a double shift or something

BS: aww we were going to go flying today, her wings just grew back

Baby: aww that’s so cute

BS: aww thank y-- WAIT WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE FIGHTING!

Baby: oh yeah...should we start

BS: yeah forget this happened CHARGE!

Narrator: the hooligans and funtimes then clashed, each going off to their separate battles. Baunjovi pulled out a shotgun and aimed it at baby as she charged at him

Baunjovi: GET ANY CLOSER AND I’LL USE LETHAL FORCE

Baby: HAHAHAHAH

BAUNJOVI: AHHH!

Narrator: baunjovi fired the shotgun only for the pellets to bounce off of baby

baunjovi: ...wut

Baby: I AM BULLETPROOF!

Baunjovi: AHH!

Narrator: baby then grabbed baunjovi and threw him in the air, she then drew her claw and caught him mid air before thrusting him down, as he fell baby clenched her fist and uppercutted baunjovi as he fell, launching his head far away

Baby: now THAT is lethal force

Narrator: meanwhile brenda had slithered up a light post with dolly climbing after her 

Dolly: don’t be a scaredy cat

Brenda: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEPY CHILD

Narrator: dolly kept climbing after her, brenda tried to knock her off with her tail but dolly bit it in response

Brenda: AHHH! FRICK

Dolly: hold up...frick….you really said frick...in hell...bruh just say fuck

Brenda: I will never swear thank you very much

Dolly: lame

Narrator: dolly then bit brenda’s tail again

Brenda: FRICK! MY TAIL!...OH SUGAR SHE’SSSS LOCKED HER JAW

Narrator: brenda and dolly fell off the light post, dolly began to drag brenda off, however brenda then grabbed the light post and held on 

Brenda: LET GO WITH ME YOU HOOLIGAN!  

Dolly: EYYY

Brenda: EYY LET GO OF ME GOSH DARNIT

Dolly: I’M GONNA TURN YOU INTO A NICE LEATHER PURSE AND FANCY LITTLE BOOTIES TO MATCH

Brenda: AHH! GET OFF ME YOU MANIAC

Narrator: while dolly was going to town on brenda ennard and mother daisy began to fight

Mother daisy: I’m gonna lit you up like a bong

Ennard: I’ll roll you up like a joint...you know what fuck this you wann get high

Mother daisy: sure

Narrator: ennard lit up a joint and mother daisy took a hit from her bong

Both: (COUGH COUGH) broooooo

Narrator: while they were getting high pleaguey had cornered funtime oliv

Pleaguey: submit to avoid oncoming pain

Narrator: funtime oliv’s fuse then lit

Funtime oliv: try me

Narrator: plaguey then opened the tip of her mask and a green gas bellowed out

Funtiem oliv: big mistake

Narrator: a small ember then spewed out of funtime oliv’s mouth, lighting up the gas and setting plaguey on fire 

Plaguey: AHHH! HELLFIRE HELLFIRE

Narrator: funtime oliv then got into the center of the battle

Funtime oliv: ALRIGHT Y’ALL BETTER STOP OR I’M GONNA BLOW THIS ENTIRE PLACE THE FUCK UP!

Baby: WAIT STOP! DON’T

Narrator: funtime oliv’s fuse burned through her hair the hooligans and funtimes stopped what they were doing and ran over to blow out the flame

Baby: what were you thinking! You could have killed us

Funtime oliv: it got you to stop fighting didn’t it

BS: well y’all are still arrested

Baby: wait, maybe we can talk about this

BS: I’m taking you to the big man and he’s gonna do something to ya, nuff said

Brenda: how about we talk some more

Narrator: the snakes in her hair began to chuckle

BS: fine fine, just turn around or something, I don’t want to get stoned

Ennard: way ahead of you bro

BS: not that kind of stoned, mother daisy aren’t you supposed to be on break

Mother daisy: cheat day brooooo

BS: fuck me

Baby: can we get back to the point please

BS: yes, what are you doing here

Baby: well a bad guy from our world took our ma...pa...parent and dragged her here, we tried to save her but we ended up getting dragged here as well

BS: there’s more of you! Damn its worse than I thought

Brenda: WHY AM I A SSSSNAKE

BS: wait, you’re not a gorgon in the real world?

Brenda: NO!

BS: are you a ghost by any chance?

Brenda: yesssss why?

BS: ah that explains it, whenever a dead person come to hell they turn into a demon, ghosts included

Baby: wait, then that means that chara and william must be demons as well

BS: yeah sure something like that, we gotta get you guys out of here if a ghost stays in hell for 24 hours their transformation becomes permanent

Brenda: GET ME THE HECK OUT OF HERE PLEASSSSSSE

BS: aight, I’ll help ya

Baby: can you get ballora please, she’s the one that flew away

BS: sure, I’ll just get lusi to fly after her

Lulu: lusi still isn’t here

BS: aww, I’m sad 

Baby: aww its okay buddy

BS: don’t touch me

Baby: I’ll hug you with words

BS: fine do that, daisy can you get the flyer please

Mother daisy: broooooooo

Narrator: a vine then sprouted out of the ground and launched upward into the sky, soon after it came rushing down holding onto ballora

Ballora: AH AH AH

Baby: calm down, they’re gonna help us

Ballora: oh (huff) okay

BS: alright, lets go find that uh chara of yours

Baby: YAY!

Bon bon: but how?

BS: good question

Funtime mange: (BARK)

BS: what the fuck

Baby: she’ll only talk normally if she likes ya

BS: whatever

Baby: however she might be able to track the scent if we have anything that belongs to chara, does anyone here have anything

Ballora: non

Funtime oliv: nah

Funtime fredric and bon bon: double nope

Ennard: nooooo broooo

Brenda: I had pocketsssss on my original outfit but I appear to be naked ssssso I have no idea how that workssss

Baby: crap

BS: was anyone with that bad guy of yours

Bon bon: yeah, some blue lady, she had lightening eyes, and pointy teeth and--

BS: echo, that bitch, what the hell is she doing draggin mortals in here

Mother daisy: I know where echo lives

BS: then take us there

Mother daisy: BROOOOOO

BS: GET OFF YER LAZY ASS AND TAKE US THERE

mother daisy: okay okay okay okay okay broo I’ll gooooo

BS: fuck me, of all the times to get high you chose now

Mother daisy: yeah bro

Baby: if chara and william are demons, how will we recognize them

BS: I don’t know that’s your problem

Narrator: speaking of chara and william’s demon forms

William: *chuckles

Chara: stop

William: *snickers

Chara: don’t do it

William: AHAHAHAH YER A FUCKIN GOAT

Chara: SHUT THE FUCK UP, and I’m a strayr not a goat thak you

William: if I wasn’t tied up I’d ask to pet you

Chara: I’ll bite your fucking hand 

Nightmarionne: quiet you two, where is plushtrap and benjamin, they should be back by now

Plushtrap: you called?

Narrator: plushtrap and benjamin walked through the door carrying an unconscious lusi

Nightmarionne: what is that

Plushtrap: our donor, apparently she can shape shift

Benjamin: kinda

Nightmarionne: glorious

Plushtrap: I’m going to take samples from her, nightmarionne you and benjamin get these two shmucks to fix our machine, echo I need you to spot me, if lusi wakes up I’ll need you to knock her out again as quickly as possible

Benjamin: on it

Narrator: echo and plushtrap then dragged lusi’s body into a deeper part of echo’s cave, echo and plushtrap tied her down in case she woke up, plushtrap then got to work won taking samples

Plushtrap: what the hell is this

Echo: what?

Plushtrap: I’ve never seen these organs before in my life...what is this wired pearl thing? Why are there pieces of her womb missing? Why is there such a large concentration of fat and muscle in the lower half

Echo: did you think demon anatomy would be the same as human anatomy

Plushtrap: I assumed they’d be similar but I have no idea what some of these parts even are. It's...fascinating, I might harvest these organs for study when we’re done here

Echo: focus on the task at hand 

Plushtrap: I am I am

Narrator: plushtrap spent the next hour taking small cuts from each of lusi’s organs, bones, and other body parts 

Plushtrap: annnnd I’m done, take these upstairs while I stitch her back up, be careful I don’t want to do this again

Echo: of course

Narrator: echo then gently took up the samples to be brought to the machine, while up there she saw william and chara fixing certain parts of the broken machine

Echo: good to see you got them working

Nightmarionne: death threats are surprisingly effective, especially on those who fear hell

Narrator: after echo moved all the parts to the upstairs, plushtrap came out from the basement

Plushtrap: did you get any info on this other machine from chara

Nightmarionne: no you didn’t ask

Plushtrap: oh right, I’ll do it, get the girl from downstairs and put her in the closest thing to a cell you can find

Nightmarionne: of course

Narrator: then he left

Plushtrap: so chara, it seems like you have a new model of the cell multiplier, what’s changed

Chara: HA I’ll never tell

Echo: oh? It appears you don’t know how hell works, if I kill you here you’ll die permanently, the respawn machine is broken so if I kill you here...you’ll be gone for good

Narrator: echo then pulled out a knife that sparked with electricity

Echo: so I suggest you talk

Chara: fine, the main difference is performance, the machine operates much faster than the old model, the design is a bit more streamlined and there is more control over what the final body will look like

Plushtrap: wonderful, thanks for the tip, echo take these two away

Echo: sure thing

Narrator: echo dragged william and chara off to the basement and threw them in a large cage with lusi

Nightmarionne: I’ll summon the nightmares to watch them

Echo: please do honey 

Nightmarionne: mhmhmhmhmhm

Narrator: nightmarionne and echo went back upstairs. Nightmarionne went back through the portal to the living world and brought the nightmares back with him, while he was collecting the nightmares chara and william got to talking

Chara: so this is hell

William: I expected worse

Narrator: soon after they started talking lusi woke up 

Lusi: ah...ah...AHH WHAT’S GOING ON, WHY AM I TIED UP, AND WHY DOES MY CHEST HURT SO MUCH

Chara: to answer the first two we’ve been kidnapped, to answer the last one, I don’t want to make you vomit

Lusi: AHHH!

Narrator: lusi began to squirm and shake in her bondings, her breathing became rapid and the sounds of panic flew from her mouth

William: come on you’re acting like you’ve never been kidnapped, this is practically a monthly occurrence for us

Lusi: I WAS KIDNAPPED BEFORE THAT’S HOW ENDED UP IN HELL

William:shit now I feel like an asshole

Chara: you are. Listen um, lady I get it this is scary, here hold on a second

Narrator: chara squirmed her way to lusi’s side

Chara: lean on me, it’s the best thing I can do to comfort you

Narrator: lusi tried leaning on chara, touching her face to chara’s soft head fur when the cell door opened

Benjamin: well well well, look who’s awake

Narrator: benjamin walked towards the tied up lusi 

Chara: leave her alone, you have what you need

Benjamin: not quite

Narrator: benjamin stroked lusi’s face 

Benjamin: what a cute face you have...shame you had to do this to me

Narrator: benjamin put emphasis on his foggy blind eye as his claw like finger circled around her eye

Lusi: when I kicked you on that day I didn’t mean to blind you, I--I’m sorry

Narrator: benjamin stopped circling around her eye for a brief moment

Benjamin: I must say I like the apology

Narrator: benjamin began to walk away but stopped after a few steps

Benjamin: but those who draw blood must pay with it

Narrator: he then spin around and slashed at lusi’s face, benjamin then looked at his fingers to see lusi’s eye stuck to his middle finger. Benjamin chuckled for a second and flipped lusi off

Benjamin: can you see it, CAN YOU SEE IT, I BET YOU CAN’T CAN YE! NEITHER CAN I 

Narrator: benjamin then clawed out his blind eye and shoved lusi’s eye into the empty socket

Chara: (gag) that is going to get so infected

Benjamin: shut your mouth

Lusi: AHHHHHHHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHH

Narrator: lusi let out a bloodcurdling scream, causing an unknown side effect.back with the hooligans and funtimes BS’s eyes began to glow dark red, he let out his hand for his cane to return to it, he began to levitate off the ground and floated past mother daisy

Baunjovi: what’s happening

BS: someone is going to die tonight

Narrator: BS floated even faster, as if he knew where to go

Baby: is he always like this

Baunjovi: no this is a first

Brenda: doessss he know where he’sssss going

Baunjovi: hell if I know

Narrator: back in the cell benjamin was still taunting lusi about her eye

Benjamin: seven years...seven years I spent half blind seven years I--

Narrator: chara then got on her two feet and lunged at benjamin, benjamin swiped his claws in retaliation

Benjamin: STAY DOWN!

Narrator: then chara wiggled out of the ropes

Chara: thanks for cutting the ropes for me

Benjamin: FREEZE

Chara: sure I’ll stay still...but she won’t

Narrator: chara quickly pulled a knife out of her pocket and threw it past lusi, cutting the ropes in the process. Lusi then stared at benjamin with an anger so intense red steam was emanating from her empty eye socket as her blood literally boiled

Benjamin: nope

Narrator: benjamin leaped out of the cage and slammed the door, chara began cutting william’s ropes as benjamin taunted lusi through the bars

Benjamin: heh, had me scared for a minu--

(creak)

Narrator: lusi’s fingers sharpened to a point and were fiddling with the lock 

Benjamin: oh hell no GUARDS!!

Narrator: benjamin fled upstairs as lusi burst the cage door open, the nightmares rushed down as benjamin disappeared into the crowd 

Chara: you fit to fight honey

Lusi: oh I’m pissed

Chara: that’s good enough for me

William: lets do this

Narrator: the nightmares charged in as lusi, william, and chara prepared to hold their ground, chara held onto her knife, william grabbed a metal bar and lusi kept her claws out, nightmare fredirc and his freddles ran in first, william batted the freddles out of the air while lusi kicked him back, clawing him in the process. Chara bounced off of nightmare brandi,oliv, and cupcake. Nightmare bart ran in and pounced on lusi, he prepared to do unspeakable things with his tongue but forgot william was there and was swiftly knocked out, nightmare mange, nightmare ben tattletale and creation ran in next, chara popped nightmare ben, lusi buttcrushed mama tattletale, william clocked nightmare mange and all three slashed and banged up creation before he could transform

Chara: let's get out of here

Narrator: lusi, william, and chara burst out of the basement and ran out of echo’s cave, running past plushtrap and benjamin on the way

Benjamin: don’t just stand there! Bloody stop them!

Plushtrap: (turns on walkie talkie) hehehe release HER

Benjamin: who’s her?

Plushtrap: you’ll see, lets cut them off 

Narrator: lusi, chara, abd william rushed out of the cave only for something to jump out and grab lusi, pinning her to the ground, plushtrap and benjamin came in soon after while nightmarionne and echo took up the rear

Plushtrap: (clap) (clap) (clap) well well well chara, I must say you were right, that new model of yours is much faster, I made a new being so quickly that I feel guilty. Meet the yin to lusi’s yang

Narrator: the creature looked up to show its form, it had a very similar body to lusi, but that was the only similarity, she was bright red instead of purple, her hair was pitch black, her hands were massive with relatively short nails and had a barb on the end of her tail, lusi looked puny compared to her as yin was a staggering 10 feet tall

Yin: shall I kill her master

Plushtrap: yes, but don’t damage her, I want to study her organs

Yin: as you wish

Narrator: yin grabbed lusi’s neck and began to hold tightly, choking her out

Chara: not on my wa-- AHH!

Narrator: echo zapped chara and william with a bolt of electricity, paralyzing them

Benjamin: hehehe, aint so tuff now are ya love

Narrator: then the ground around them caught fire as a ring of flames surrounded the calamity

Plushtrap: the hell is this?

Narrator: then, like a fiery bullet brooklyn satan ran through the fire and headbutted benjamin, jamming his horn into his chest, the hooligans and funtimes ran in soon after

Benjamin: agh ah, 

Narrator: brooklyn satan then pressed the tip of his cane to benjamin’s head

Benjamin: wait...wait, please, I have what I want I took her eye, I’ll never bother you again I promise

BS: you seem to forget who your talking to….those who shed blood must pay with it

Narrator: brooklyn satan pressed his foot onto the cane and stomped on it, plunging it into benjamin’s skull, however he was so tied up with dealing with benjamin he didn’t see echo creeping behind him

Echo: D I ---

Brenda: MR WATCH OUT

Narrator: brenda wrapped her tail around echo and turned her around, forcing echo to look into her eyes

Echo: AHHHH!

Narrator: echo howled in pain and fear as her body swiftly turned to stone

Nightmarionne: ECHO! You’ll pay for this!, plushtrap, yin kill the snake….plushtrap WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU COWARD!

Narrator: plushtrap stole benjamin’s corpse and had run off

Nightmarionne: no matter, yin, kill them all...yin

Baby: yeah I saw her choking out this lady and me and the others kinda ganged up on her, sorry

Nightmarionne: WHY MUST I DO EVERYTHING MYSELF!

Narrator: nightmarionne stood his ground, as the funtimes and hooligans lined up. Baby, brooklyn satan, chara, lusi, william, baunjovi, ballora, mother daisy, funtime mange, dolly, brenda, funtime fredric, pleaguey, funtime oliv, lulu, and ennard prepared to attack

Nightmarionne: I do not fear you

BS: not yet HOOLIGANS FUCK HIM UP

Chara: FUNTIMES ATTACK

Narrator: baby fired her claw at nightmarionne, only for him to grab it and drag her forward, it was at this point, when everyone else was running towards him that he realized just how outnumbered he was, BS prepared to hit him with his cane when suddenly everyone became wrapped up by black and white tentacles

Nightmarionne: I was going to let you have your fun before I killed all of you, but this will do

Narrator: nightmarionne began to strangle the hooligans and funtimes, taking great pleasure in watching them struggle, ennard managed to wiggle out and grabbed onto brooklyn satan

Ennard: set me on fire

BS: (ack) what!?

Ennard: LIGHT ME UP NOW!

BS: ACK

Narrator: a wave of fire then launched at ennard, he absorbed the heat and melted through nightmarionne’s tentacle, he ran past everyone else, melting their traps with the heat

Ennard: devil guy keep a steady stream of fire on me, funtime oliv come here

Narrator: funtime oliv ran towards ennard, dodging the tentacles along the way, ennard then fused with funtime oliv and instructed the rest

Molten oliv: keep him at bay while I charge up

Nightmarionne: NOOO!

Narrator: nightmarionne dashed towards molten oliv preparing to cut her down, but was held back, baby had grabbed onto him with her claw and dug her heels in the ground

Nightmarionne: AHH!

Narrator: ballora shot web from her mouth and made several strands for the res to hold onto

Nightmarionne: THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING

Narrator: the pulled him back as molten oliv charged up

Molten oliv: CLEAR!

Narrator: all of them scattered, ballora and lusi fled to the air, baunjovi teleported away baby grappled out of range with her claw and the rest dashed off

Molten oliv then clapped her hands together and a wave of pure white heat burst out, burning nightmarionne alive

Brooklyn satan: is he dead?

Narrator: black tentacles grew from the floor once more and dragged off the unconscious yin and the echo statue, ennard and funtime oliv unfused shortly after

Ennard: how the hell is he still alive, that shit should’ve been hotter than the sun

BS: I dunno

Baby: thanks for helping us mr...hey we never caught your name

BS: ya didn’t? Its brooklyn satan

Ennard: as opposed to manhattan satan

BS: no smartass, technically I’m new york satan but call myself broo-- WAIT A MINUTE! 

Narrator: brooklyn satan ran over to lusi

BS: shit fuck, are you okay

Lusi: do I look okay

BS: ….

Lusi: he did it...he took my eye

BS: don’t worry, he won’t be taking anyone’s eyes ever again

Baunjovi: by the way brooks, how did you know where to go anyway

BS: I heard this scream in my head and I lost all control, hell I don’t remember anything up until echo tried to kill me, all I know was I heard a scream and next thing I knew was I was standing over a dead benjamin

Brenda: hey, thisssss isssssss all fine and good, but us ghossssstsssss have to get out of here ssssssso can you take us home pleasssssse

BS: oh yeah, forgot about you guys...I have no idea how to bring you back

Brenda: WHAT

BS: lets take a look inside, maybe we’ll find something

Narrator; brooklyn satan turned around to see a figure leaving with something in his hands

BS: WHO GOES THERE

Blitzo: shit um sorry sir, just picking up something of mine 

BS: what is that…

Blitzo: just some old book echo wanted to um, read, she’s a big read you know

BS: mind handing it to me

Blitzo: its pretty old and delectae so uh I’m gonna have to-- HEY!

Narrator: baby launched her claw and grabbed the book from blitzo’s hand

Baby: there’s no title

Narrator: she then opened the book to reveal the portal inside

BS: this is a portal to the living world...why do you have this

Blitzo: well you see I--

BS: only high ranking hell officials are allowed to even LOOK at this book, how do you have it

Blitzo: well I uh

BS: fuck it I don’t care, whatever the reason you are in possession of an illegal portal book, I’m afraid I’m going to have to confiscate it 

Blitzo: NOO! ITS NOT EVEN MINE PLEASE

BS: sorry, I don’t know where your from but this is my turf, and according to new york hell law, 

Chara: heh hell has laws?

BS: yes, and this is why

William: kind of an oxymoron when you think of it

BS: according to the law, any illegal items found by the ruling satan are to be confiscated, so this book is now property of brooklyn hell, now scram

Blitzo: stolas is going to kill me

Narrator: the hooligans went back to BS’s castle and looked through the book

Chara: so this will take us back to the living world

BS: yes

William: where in the world will it put us

BS: lets see, if the satan manual is correct, each page is a different place in the world, so we’re gonna have to flip through and find the right one

Narrator: one hour of page flipping later

Baby: THAT ONE! That’s our home

BS: aight, nice

Narrator: the portal opened up and brenda was the first to try and go through, howeve dolly grabbed her tail

Dolly: hold on a second

Brenda: yessss

Dolly: you owe me a purse and pair of boots

Brenda: why

Dolly: because you wouldn’t let me skin you

Brenda: fine I’ll get you a purssssse and bootsssss

Dolly: snakeskin

Brenda: YESSS SSNAKESSSSSKIN LET GO OF ME DANGIT

Dolly: okie dokie

Narrator: the rest of the funtimes went through the portal after brenda

chara: wait shit

BS: what?

Chara: my cell multiplier, it’s still at that cave. Baby can you go with mr satan here and retrive it for me

Baby: okay

Narrator: so the funtimes left through the portal while brooklyn satan and baby went back to echo’s cave to pick up the machine. Meanwhile in the living world something sinister was brewing

Nightmarionne: ow, ow, OWWWWW

Plushtrap: we get it you got burned, can you shut up now

Nightmarionne: what the fuck was that! You left me out there all alone to deal with like 20 people at once

Plushtrap: you had yin

Nightmarionne: yeah, and she was a fucking failure, she got her ass kicked before I could even blink

Plushtrap: we’ll have to make some adjustments for sure, but I assure you that my departure was warranted

Nightmarionne: how!

Plushtrap: this is how

Narrator: plushtrap pressed a button and a table rose from the floor, on it was a now rebuilt benjamin

Plushtrap: me and benjamin bonded a bit and I felt bad for him dying, so I rebuilt him

Narrator: benjamin was then untethered from the table, his two mismatched eyes opened and his first word was…

Benjamin: revenge

END