Narrator: the hooligans were looking at blitzo’s book, they had opened it on the table and were looking through the pages

Baunjovi: this seems...illegal

BS: nonsense. The raging satan has free reign over things they confiscate so we can use this all we want

Lusi: well where are we going to go first?

BS: I know just the place

Narrator: BS looked through the pages and opened up the page titled NEW YORK

BS: let's go back home

Mother daisy: oh my god we’re going back to new york I need to be sober for this

Narrator: mother daisy was preparing to light a bong but put her lighter and bong away on a nearby shelf

Plaguey: finally I can see what I was missing

BS: well come on chaps lets get it

Narrator: the hooligans then jumped into the portal and landed in new york city

BS: ah new york...it's just as shitty as I remember it

Baunjovi: brooks it's only been like two years since you were last here

BS: true. So where do you guys want to go

Baunjovi: hmm lets do what we can here in the city before we go back upstate 

BS: oh yeah I forgot you’re from upstate new york

Baunjovi: most of us are

Lulu: plaguey what are you looking at?

Narrator: plaguey was staring off into space, not paying attention to what everyone else was saying

Plaguey: I...I’ll meet you guys somewhere...I need to do something

BS: aight how about we meet….in front of the empire state building that’s a landmark we all know

Plaguey: sure whatever

Narrator: the hooligans then went their separate ways, plaguey went off on her own to follow a feeling she had in her gut. She walked until she found a deep patch of forest, when she heard something new...yet also familiar

Masked woman: plaguey plaguey welcome back 

Plaguey: who is that behind the mask?

Masked woman: come with me and you will see

Plaguey: why are you being so vague

Masked woman:you’ll see by the end of the day

Plaguey: why do you call my name

Masked woman: you and me we are the same

Plaguey: sorry I don’t understand

Masked woman: you will see the time’s at hand

Narrator: plaguey then followed the woman into the woods. Meanwhile the rest of the hooligans were wandering the streets of new york when they had to stop for a moment

Lusi: (shivering) s-s-slow down

BS: what are ya talking about we’re going at a normal pace

Narrator: lusi had fallen behind and was trudging along shivering all the way

Lusi: t-too c-c-cold

BS: its new york in december what did you expect

Lusi: I wasn’t ex-expecting it t-to b-b-be here t-t-t-today...is it-t-t just me or are some of you starting to look different

BS: the hell are ya….oh yeah lulu and daisy ya...look different

Narrator: lulu had turned a pure white and mother daisy was a dark green and had a layer of spines around her

Baunjovi: what the hell?

BS: wait I remember reading about this in the satan manuel, certain demon types have “winter forms” that occur in cold temperatures

Baunjovi: we live in hell when would there ever be cold temperatures?

BS: sometimes the D man makes the entire hellscape freezing cold just to fuck with us

Baunjovi: oh

Lusi: not-t-t-t all demons h-h-have winter forms

Dolly: oh come on I’m sure you have one, maybe I have to press this button under your tail

Narrator: dolly then pressed the “button”

Lusi: NOT A BUTTON

Dolly: oh...ew

Narrator: dolly then pulled out a knife and chopped off her hand, then she threw it on the ground and set it on fire

Lusi: you could have just...washed your hands

Dolly: you’re the dirtiest person I know, who knows what new diseases were breeding on my hand 

BS: you guys stay here by the fire I have an idea on how to keep lusi from freezing to death

Narrator: BS quickly entered a nearby convenience store and came out with a bag of skittles

BS: here eat these

Narrator: lusi did as she was told and chewed down the entire bag of skittles

BS: now shrink yourself down to about toddler size

Narrator: lusi did as she was told and shrunk down. Brooklyn satan then picked her up and shoved her under his shirt, causing their bodies to press up against each other. Lusi’s head then poked out of the top of his shirt, her horns poking BS’s chin

BS: ah! Lose the horns please

Lusi: sorry

Narrator: lusi’s horns then shrunk back in size

BS: there, now you can be my little pocket lusi

Lusi: oh my god you’re so warm

BS: yeah...fire is kinda my thing

Lusi: I know but this is...so...relaxi--

Narrator: lusi then fell asleep

BS: aww ain't that cute. Aight let's go, but let's be quiet. I don’t wanna wake da baby

Narrator: while they continued forward plaguey was still following the strange masked figure

Masked woman: do you remember the crash

Plaguey: my memory comes in a splash

Masked woman: that was the faithful day

Plaguey: were I was forced to pray

Masked woman: to an unforgiving god

Plaguey: my memories come I see them all

Masked woman: the diseased cult lured you away

Plaguey: my joy for life was killed that day

Masked woman: yes yes yes that is correct

Plaguey: all these thoughts cause me to fret

Masked woman: how do you feel

Plaguey: fear and anger all concealed

Masked woman: that's the spirit come lets go, there is more for me to show

Narrator: meanwhile the hooligans had stopped by their first stop on their trip down memory lane

BS: here we are

Baunjovi: the old base

Mother daisy: what is this?

BS: my old hideout, I used to live here when I was doing crime

Narrator: it was a run down building in the middle of a mostly abandoned block, BS went inside and looked around

BS: everything is exactly as Ieft it...wait nope the TV was stolen...and the fridge….and the couch….and my generator...wait they didn’t take… please no

Narrator: BS looked under a few tiles and signed with relief

BS: YES! IT’S STILL HERE

Lusi: wha what’s going on

BS: my old gamecube! It's still here 

Baunjovi: you had a gamecube?

BS: yeah, I beat my brother in mario kart for the first time on this thing, I hid it here so nobody would find it. I’m totally taking this back to hell with me

Baunjovi: what games you got

BS: mario kart, pokemon colosseum, luigi’s mansion the classics

Baunjovi: nice

Lusi: wanna play when we get back

BS: fuck yes

Baunjovi: ah crap that brings me back, remember when you and I would play on our old X box together

Lusi: yep, some of my best nights

Mother daisy: I don’t remember having an  X box

Lusi: it was after you died

Mother daisy: you two still lived with each other after I died?

Baunjovi: well after you died me and lusi were split up by CPS

Lusi: but when I turned 18 I went back and adopted baunjovi

Mother daisy: why don’t you two tell me these things?

Baunjovi: I thought lusi told you

Lusi: I thought baunjovi told you

Mother daisy: oh whatever it's good to know you two stayed together even after my death

Lusi: hey how about we head back to our old apartment next, see if anyone moved in, its been 7 years since I died so I’m assuming its in use

BS: eh what the hell, lets go

Narrator: as the hooligans made their way to lusi’s old apartment plaguey was still following the masked woman, this time to the edge of a cliff

Masked woman: as we peek beyond the cliff

Plaguey: yes I do remember this

Masked woman: on the day you were cornered

Plaguey: the day I was met with horrors

Masked woman: they approached

Plaguey: I jumped off

Masked woman: but you were pulled back up

Plaguey: a much more painful fate I met

Masked woman: you will get your vengeance yet

Narrator: the hooligans made their way to their next stop, lusi’s old apartment. 

Lusi: this is so weird, do we knock…

BS: I dunno you wanted to come here

???:excuse me can I help you

Narrator: the hooligans turned around to see a man standing close by

???: this is my home...can I help you

BS: you look familiar

???: well you don’t, I think I’d remember someone like you

BS: what’s your name sir

???: antonio

BS: YOU!

Narrator: brooklyn stan then picked up antonio by his collar and lifted him up

Antonio: HEY HEY HEY WHAT’S THE DEAL

BS: IT’S ME BROOKS, AND I NEVER FORGOT WHAT YOU DID

Antonio: BROOKS!?

BS: YEAH IT’S ME

Antonio: oh my god its you, hold on put me down I got something I want to say to you

BS: WHAT!

Narrator: brooklyn stan put his brother down

Antonio: I wanted to tell you I’m sorry

BS: sorry? FOR BEATING ME AS A KID

Antonio: yeah, when I heard about your death, and what you did leading up to it I felt...responsible for it, like I caused your death in a way. It killed me inside, all I wanted was to apologize, I turned my life around after your death, I actually just came back from a date. I haven’t had much luck with love recently heh

BS: really

Antonio: yeah...by the way what’s uh...all this

BS: when I died I went to hell, and became the devil. These are my friends baunjovi, lulu, and daisy, and this little one here is my girlfriend lusi

Antonio: I uh...didn;t know you were into kids

BS: she’s not a kid she’s just short right now

Lusi: I’m 27 er I was 20 when I died 7 years ago

Antonio: damn, you went to hell and became the devil yet you were still able to find love before me, I’m impressed. What brings you here anyway? I mean literally how did you get out of hell

BS: we used this magic book thing, this apartment actually used to be lusi’s before she died

Antonio: well I’ll be, hey I’m really sorry about before man. I mean this in the best possible way when I say...I wish to never see you again

BS: pardon

Antonio: you know cuse it’ll probably be in hell...and I uh don’t want to go to hell

BS: oh right right

Antonio: by the way are uh ma and pa in hell...they were kinda iffy in the real world so I don’t know if they ended up down there

BS: they did, and they suck

Antonio: oh well...tell them I said hi

BS: sure whatever

Narrator: while BS and the others were awkwardly talking to antonio plaguey was having an awkward moment of her own. The woman led pleaguey to a series of underground tunnels and directed her to an empty room, the room was dimly lit with a strange table in the center. The table was segmented into 5 parts, one large one in the middle and 4 others that were attached to the middle, all on pulleys that would sprout off of the center, when fully stretched out they formed a star shape. The 4 segments each had a leather strap on them, as if they were meant to hold something down. What was even more worrying was the gratuitous amount of blood stanis scattered on the table and the surrounding walls and floor

Plaguey: this place I wish to forget

Masked woman: its okay now don’t you fret

Plaguey: the pain the pain returns to me

Masked woman: I brought you here so you can see, all the things they did to you

Plaguey: is what you’re saying true

Masked woman: yes yes yes don’t worry now, you’ll get revenge I’ll show you how

Plaguey: they’re still here?

Masked woman: yes they are, the cult of plagues is not far

Plaguey: I wish to see all of them die

Masked woman: you’re correct and so do I

Plaguey: help me bring them to an end

Masked woman: come with me follow me friend

Plaguey: where are the wretched welps

Masked woman: you will reach them with my help, down the hall and to the right, they’ll be dead by end of night

Narrator: plaguey followed the masked woman before being stopped at the entrance of a doorway

Cult leader: sociis ardent est hodiernae dei nostri die venient plagæ ejus et mundabunt terram hanc, superesse nisi ut ei discipuli eius morbo

Cultists: superesse nisi ut ei discipuli eius morbo

Cult leader: welcome ad faces lux in adventu eius

Cultists: sic dominum

Narrator: a ring of torches were lit and a green smoke filled the room, plaguey walked through the center and stood in the middle of the room, when the smoke cleared the cultists were in pure shock

Cult leader: domine mi! et non pervenit. Vos may serve meus, quomodo ego Dominus

Masked woman: now time for the final stand, the witching hour’s close at hand!

Plaguey: I want all of you to know te videre in inferno

Narrator: a green gas bellowed out of plaguey’s mask, the cultists choked and sputtered on it and tried to escape, only to find the door locked and sealed. The gas grazed against the candles and torched the entire room, plaguey watched as the cultists caught fire and slowly burned to death

Plaguey: Mulier ... est vultus aut personatus auferetur cicatricum refertam, volo ad internicionem

Narrator: eventually the screams of the burned stopped and plaguey stood among a circle of dead bodies 

Masked woman: that you dear you’ve set me free

Plaguey: there is one more thing for me

Masked woman: oh yes yes yes I must not forget

Plaguey: tell me tell me I don’t know yet

Masked woman: you were last and I was first pleaguey dear don’t....forget...your...sister

Narrator: the masked woman then disappeared, an object then appeared on the ground, it was about a foot long, black, and had a ball with holes on the end. Plaguey stuck the rounded tip into her mask and when it came out, her gas was bellowing off of it

Plaguey: thank you sis...rest well

(ring ring)

Narrator: plaguey picked up her phone

BS: ey plaguey just a heads up, me and the hooligans are headed to the ESB, meet us there aight

Plaguey: of course

Narrator: the lot of them met about 45 minutes later at the base of the empire state building

BS: ey plagues how’s it goin

Plaguey: absolutely mystical 

BS: uh...aight we got a bit of a drive ahead of us, dolly and daisy want to see their houses upstate

Plaguey: we have a car

BS: I rented one for the day, now come on

Plaguey: ok

Narrator: the hooligans got in the car and drove off, they had a few hours drive before they made it to where baunjovi and dolly used to live but on the way they had to make a sudden stop 

Lulu: PULL OVER NOW!

BS: AHH! FUCK!

Narrator: brooklyn satan pulled over and ran into the nearby woods

BS: I’M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL

Lulu: what?

BS: sorry, force of habit...why’d you uh scare the piss outta me there

Lulu: I wanted to stop for this

Narrator: there was a small white cross in the ground on the side of the road, the name BEN was carved on it with a picture of a man nailed to it

Lulu: this is my husband’s grave...I wanted to visit it while I was here

BS: if you wanted to do that you could have told me

Lulu: sorry, I didn;t know we would pass it

BS: it's fine...take your time

Narrator: BS and the rest of the hooligans waited in the car for lulu to finish grieving, they watched as they put a wildflower next to the cross, before she came back she pulled up her phone to heaven and got on a call for a few minutes, soon after hanging up she added two more flowers to the collection and returned to the car

Lusi: you alright

Lulu: *sniff I am now

Narrator: the hooligans got back in the car and drove in silence, mother daisy hugging lulu along the way. After a few hours of driving they stopped at a massive house, it was completely empty but still held a grandiose aura to it

Dolly: ah, my old home. I wonder what is still here

Narrator: the hooligans looked throughout the house, it actually looked in good condition with only a little bit of wear and tear with a healthy layer of dust covering everything

Dolly: wired, it's been 15 years you’d think the place would be in worse shape

BS: they probably tried to resell the place after you and your parents died, or maybe someone had this house for a bit

Dolly: possible, dad might have left this place for his brother or something

Narrator: after a bit of searching they passed one of the bathrooms, which dolly was especially delighted to inspect

Dolly: ah yes I got my first kill here, shocked some bitch to death in the bathtub with a hair dryer

BS: first kill?

Dolly: yeah, I’m in hell for a reason, I remember all my kills. Like the time I bribed this lady into killing this bully guy, he was a real asshole who stole my shit

Mother daisy: really? Tell me more

Dolly: well there was a cop coming and I didn’t want him to know that I planned the murder of one of my piers, so I threw the lady under the bus, gave the cops someone to chase after...no idea what happened to her after that. Probably got arrested or something

Mother daisy: she was shot while jumping a fence, her neck snapped on the descent

Dolly: oh how do you know, it's not like you were there 

Mother daisy: I WAS THE LADY! YOU GOT ME KILLED!

Dolly: wut

Mother daisy: AHH!

Dolly: OH FUCK

Narrator: mother daisy chased dolly out of the bathroom and down the hallways, dolly knew the house better and was able to out maneuver mother daisy, staying out of her reach until eventually dolly ran into the garden. Mother daisy took control of the plants and tripped dolly and pinned her to the ground

Mother daisy: YOU TOOK ME AWAY FROM MY KIDS YO--

Dolly: hey I didn;t force you to murder anyone, that was your choice

Mother daisy: but you didn;t have to rat me out!

Dolly: I’m sorry but the cop was going to find us, no offense but I’d rather take you out than go down with you

Mother daisy: well guess what...the feeling is mutual

Narrator: mother daisy lit her lighter and was ready to push it to dolly’s face, when she stopped for a brief moment

Mother daisy: wait

Dolly: yes please do...and maybe put the fire away while you’re at it

Mother daisy: was there always a statue of echo here

Dolly: no we didn;t have statues

Mother daisy: then why is there a statue of echo’s demon form right here

Dolly: what?...

Narrator: mother daisy lit her lighter again and put it up to the face of a nearby statue, it looked exactly like echo, with an enraged and terrified expression on her face

Dolly: wait a mi-- ACK

Narrator: just then a flurry of tentacles sprouted from the ground and wrapped up dolly and mother daisy

Nightmarionne: well well well, what a pleasant surprise

Dolly: what are you doing here

Nightmarionne: taking my dearest to her final resting place, this was where echo lived, and this is where echo will rest. 

Plushtrap: if these two clowns are here the rest can’t be far behind

Nightmarionne: I concur, horsemen go find the rest and bring them here. I want echo to see the destruction of here enemies

Mother daisy: horsemen?

Nightmarionne: yes madam, we have elected to call ourselves the four horsemen

Dolly: but you don’t have horses

Plushtrap: that’s what I said, that's why I elected for the crazy half 8s because there's 4 of us...and 4 is half of 8

Nightmarionne: we’re still figuring out the whole name thing, we’ll come up with something later

Narrator: plushtrap, benjamin and yin entered the house looking for the rest of the hooligans while nightmarionne held mother daisy and dolly in place

Benjamin: alright shila, keep an eye out for them hooligans

Yin: shila? My name is yin

Benjamin: its an australian phrase, we call women shila’s all the time

Yin: I actually like shila...benjamin can you call me shila from now on

Benjamin: sure lass, it's easier for me to remember anyway

Plushtrap: can you two focus please, we have to work on finding the rest of those hooligans

Benjamin: right right I know

Narrator: the three horsemen looked through the house until they heard a voice

Baunjovi: MA! MA! WHERE ARE YOU AT

Lusi: mom! Mom we can talk about this!

BS: dolly! Daisy! come back!

Lulu: *sniff sniff they went this way

Plushtrap: alright get in position

Narrator: The hooligans turned the corner and were immediately ambushed by benjamin, shila and plushtrap. Plushtrap managed to run past their legs and trip them up while shila grabbed them while they were down. Brooklyn satan managed to avoid the attack but was tackled by benjamin

BS: BENJAMIN! YOU’RE STILL ALIVE

Benjamin: that’s right mate, I was brought back, and with all my memories to boot. I still remember you killing me, glad I finally have the opportunity to repay the favor

Narrator: benjamin the pulled out an ivory white knife that brooklyn satan recognized

BS: my horn?

Benjamin: that’s right mate, I spent the last couple of months carving it into a knife

Narrator: benjamin jumped at brooklyn satan, stabbing him in the chest on the descent

BS: AHH!

Benjamin: hehe mate, any last words

Narrator: nightmarionne then came down the hallway

Nightmarionne: this applies to all of you any last wo--

Narrator: just then all the hooligans suddenly disappeared

Nightmarionne: what just happened

Benjamin: what the devil is this?

Shila: are they dead?

Plushtrap: unlikely….I just have no idea 

Narrator: the hooligans were then thrown out of the portal and appeared in hell

BS: AHH! 

Baunjovi: what the hell just happened

Blitzo: shit

Narrator: baunjovi then pinned blitzo against the wall

Baunjovi: what are you doing here

Blitzo: getting my book back what do you think

Baunjovi: what are we doing back here

Blitzo: when I closed the book it reset the portal, you guys must have been in the living world and were forced back when I closed the book

Baunjovi: alright thanks for the info, now get out

Blitzo: can I have the book back?

Baunjovi: no

Blitzo: please?

Baunjovi: still no

Blitzo: I kinda need that for my job, how about this, you let me use the book whenever I want and I tell you anything you need to know about it

Baunjovi: that’s a call for the big man to make, I’ll get back to you on his response

Blitzo: hurry please, I don;t know how much longer I can keep stolas at bay with sexual favors

Baunjovi: I’ll make sure it comes quickly

Narrator: while baunjovi was talking with blitzo lulu, lusi and plaguey were tending to BS’s wounds while dolly and mother daisy resumed where they left off

Dolly: we can talk about this

Mother daisy: talk about this! I DIED BECAUSE OF YOU!

Dolly: listen Imma tell you something I’ve never told any of my victims...I’m sorry, I was a kid and didn’t think of my actions, you don’t need to forgive me but can you at least get off my ass

Mother daisy: sorry...SORRY! SO--

Baunjovi: ma cut it out, she’s already dead what more do ya want, besides I’ll keep her in check from now on

Mother daisy: how can you be so sure

Baunjovi: people in a relationship tend to keep a close eye on each other

Mother daisy: you can’t be serious 

Baunjovi: yes I’m serious, me and dolly actually really like each other

Mother daisy: she is the reason we were separated, hell she’s part of the reason we’re in hell to begin with

Baunjovi: it's been 15 years

Mother daisy: so! She’s got to pay somehow

Dolly: I was imprisoned for awhile if that helps

Mother daisy: that does not help!

Dolly: then what will

Mother daisy: I...I uh FUCK I’M JUST PISSED IS ALL

Dolly: how about you take a hit of something and forget this day happened

Mother daisy: you know what I will, but just because I need to destress. I’m still pissed at you

Dolly: uh huh, well if you can think of anything I can do to make up for it let me know

Narrator: while mother daisy was forgetting the events of that day something else was happening in the real world

Shila: we failed the mission

Benjamin: ah don’t beat yourself up about it we’ll get them another time

Shila: really...failure feels...terrible

Benjamin: get over it, I can probably assume we’ll have to get used to it

Shila: oh….so...shila? Where’d you get that from

Benjamin: in me home country of australia we often call women shila’s as a general term

Shila: I like it, it sounds nice

Benjamin: I like it too, reminds me of home

Shila: tell me about “home” what is “home” for you

Benjamin: well if everything went well my home would be in australia, with me wife, and me kids 

Shila: what happened to the,

Benjamin: I got caught up with the mafia, I couldn’t pay them back so they took me family, I fled to america to try and scrape the money together and me efforts got me killed

Shila: we can go find your family, you can get them back

Benjamin: that was seven years ago, the mafia probably killed them by now, and knowing them they’re up in heaven right now...away from me

Shila: we can make a new family

Benjamin: what?

Shila: you can show me how to make kids, and we can make a new family me, you and whatever kids we can have

Benjamin: heh, why the sudden interest

Shila: I feel this connection between us...don’t you

Benjamin: to an extent

Shila: we can make a new family, we can be happy, we can go off on our own

Benjamin: or better yet have little ones to help us achieve our goals

Shila: that too, the possibilities are endless

Benjamin: ah fack it, lets get it on

Shila: so how do we make kids

Benjamin: oh I’ll show you how

END