Lusi: what is happening!

BS: what? The hell is going on?

Lusi: my last client of the night wanted me to be a futa or whatever the hell they call it, so of course I did, but not I can’t change back

BS: wut

Lusi: you know what a futa is right

BS: uhhhh

Lusi: a girl with a dick

BS: oh….OHH SHIT

Lusi: I don’t know why but I can’t change back no matter how hard I try

BS: alright, lets calm down, maybe there’s an  answer for this on bing or something

Narrator: one bing search later

BS: nothing...why is there nothing on this

Lusi: shit shit

BS: now that I’m looking at it there is next to no scientific results regarding succubi, all that comes up is porn...wait is that you in that thumbnail

Lusi: probably CAN WE FOCUS PLEASE

BS: aight aight let me see here…...here we go I found something. Elizabeth? Who the hell is elizabeth?

Lusi: how about you read the article already

BS: stop backseat searching please

Lusi: READ THE DAMN ARTICLE

BS: fine...elizabeth is a british succubus who appeared in hell roughly ten years ago, she spent the first half of her life in hell studying  succubi anatomy and behavior and publishing some of the most well renowned documents on the species, earning her the nickname, succubus queen. However, roughly five years ago she published a paper that was mocked by both the scientific and succubi communities, according to this she ran back to her home in embarrassment and never left since, most accounts say that she killed herself, although no body or sign of respawn have been found

Lusi: does it say where she lives?

BS: it says her house is connected to the Kyonyu mountain in japanese hell...her wife is seen going in and out of the house often but elizabeth has never left herself

Lusi: well you know what this means right

BS: you need to put on some pants?

Lusi: no dumbass it means WE’RE GOING TO JAPAN!

BS: ah yes that makes much more sense...can you still put on some pants though

Lusi: fine

Narrator: BS and lusi bought planes rockets to japan that night, preparing for their trip the next day

Lusi: you told the others that we’re going to japan right

BS: yeah, I got their tickets

Lusi: good, making sure you didn’t forget

Baunjovi: why the hell are we going to japan all out of the blue

Lusi: its a long story

BS: yeah its longer than mine

Lusi: what?

BS: nothing

Dolly: ANIME FACTORY LETS GOOO

Baunjovi: you don’t seem like the kind of person to like anime

Dolly: are you kidding me? Hove you not seen how beautifully violent some can get

Baunjovi: oh yeah, I forgot

Dolly: wanna take a look sometime

BS: HOLY SHIT! WE’RE GONNA MISS OUR FLIGHT! YOU TWO CAN FLIRT LATER WE HAVE TO GO

Narrator: one rush to the airport later 

BS: whew, right on time

Attendant: now boarding flight J2

BS: that’s us

Narrator: the plane ride was about as bumpy as you’d expect, several hours of dolly yelling, BS jealousy looking at lusi’s dick, mother daisy intoxicating everyone with her weed smoke, and baunjovi getting drunk and spouting offensive bullshit, eventually they made it to japanese hell with only a few casualties

BS: wow I never realized I how annoying you guys were until being forced into a metal tube for several hours with the lot of you

Lusi: By the way mom, thanks for getting the capitan HIGH! Aren’t you supposed to be off of that stuff 

Mother daisy: nah my cold turkey week is over

Lusi: and you wonder how both you and your kids ended up in hell

BS: we can argue later, right now we have to figure out what’s wrong with lusi

Lusi: right, the article says that her house is located right in front of kyonyu mountain

Dolly: big tiddy mountain? Why’s it called that

Lusi: you speak japanese

Dolly: you pick up a thing or two when watching subbed anime

Lusi: what kind of anime are you watching where the words “big tiddy” pop up enough times for you to remember it

Dolly: like you want to know

Lusi: you know what...I don’t want to know

BS: lets go

Baunjovi: so is this the only reason we’re here

Dolly: I swear to god if you dragged me all the way here for nothing I’m gonna rip your head off

BS: we can enjoy ourselves later don’t worry

Narrator: the hooligans made their way through the light filled, mazelike city until eventually reaching its outskirts. They looked around trying to find the correct mountain, to little success

BS: fuck me every rock here looks the same

Baunjovi: brooks

BS: I mean none of these mountains are even labeled

Baunjovi: brooks

BS: I mean how are we going to find the right mou

Baunjovi: BROOKS!

BS: WHAT!

Baunjovi: turn around

BS:...oh

Narrator: BS turned around to see a large mountain, it was wider than it was tall and was very rounded towards the top, on top of the mountain was a large round rock, making the mountain look like a giant breast

Lusi: well now I see why the call it big tiddy mountain

Dolly: LETS GET THIS OVER ALREADY I WANT TO ENJOY THE ANIME FACTORY!

BS: fine fine sheesh

Narrator: the hooligans made their way to the mountain where they came across a quaint little house, lusi walked up and knocked on the door. Soon after a woman answered

???: hai thare what can I do for ya

Lusi: is this where elizabeth lives

???: perhaps,A Elizabeth lives here but is it the one yer lookin for?

Lusi: that depends, is this the one that called herself the succubus queen

???: well golly gee, you’re at the right place come on in

Narrator: the hooligans entered the house and sat down in the living room where they got a closer look at the woman. She was tall, roughly the same height as lusi, had wthie skin, red lipstick, blonde hair that covered her eyes, she was noticeably fat with a hanging belly, as well as overly plush breasts and a padded behind, made more obvious by her tight choice of clothing, she also had four arms that all ended in gloved hands. The woman left the room for a moment and came back with a plate of cookies

sugar: allow me to introduce myself, I am sugar, elizabeth’s wife. Help yourself to the cookies by the way

Narrator: each of the hooligans (aside from dolly and lusi) grabbed  cookie and took a bite

Sugar: so what brangs you stranger to these parts

Lusi: well you see I’m looking for elizabeth, I read online that she knows more about succubi than anyone else

Sugar: yer mighty right, she is responsible for all the scientific breakthroughs regarding our species and founded the succubus sanctuary

Lusi: first off, you're a succubus? I’ve never seen one like you before and second, succubus sanctuary?

Sugar: I am a hybrid, an arachubus, a hybrid of a spider demon and a succubus, so its no wonder I look a little different. And yes, there is a succubus sanctuary its right this way if you want to take a look

Lusi: sure

Sugar: wonderful, its right this way 

BS: sure I’m down

Sugar: ah ah ah, only succubi are allowed in the sanctuary, it is meant to be a safe place and other demon types might get the others riled up, however there is a place you can visit

BS: oh? Where’s that

Sugar: come with me and you’ll see, and your dog eared friend can come too

Lulu: me?

Sugar: sure, the rest of you can sit here, chat, and enjoy the cookies

Narrator: sugar led lulu, lusi, and brooklyn satan down a hall before stopping at a door

Sugar: the sanctuary is right in here, watch your step

Lusi: why?

Sugar: the ground is a bet (heh) squishy

Narrator: lusi entered the sanctuary while sugar led BS and lulu further down the hallway

BS: so where are you taking us too

Sugar: the VIP lounge, this is where our most royal of guests come to sit down

Lulu: why am I coming?

Sugar: we allow pets too

Lulu: I am not a pet thank you very much

Sugar: daw well you coulda fooled me you little cutie

 Lulu: daw alright I’ll ignore it

Narrator: sugar led them to a room with several leather seats, the room was dimly lit so BS and lulu couldn’t see what most of the room looked like. They took their seats only for metal cuffs to clamp down and held their arms and legs in place

BS: WHAT THE FUCK

Sugar: I’m sorry hun, but keeping a succubus sanctuary requires A LOT of semen, semen that can’t always be obtained with consent. 

Narrator: wired devices then sprung up from the floor and tore of BS and lulu’s pants before attaching themselves to their genitals

Sugar: remember, your fluids are going to the preservation of an endangered species. Oh any by the way, if you try to escape (hm hm hm). Blood works just fine

Narrator: sugar then walked out of the room. Meanwhile lusi was making her way through the sanctuary, she had gotten stick of the jello like floor and merely hovered above it, the room was dimly lit but lusi could make out the eyes of fellow succubi staring at her, there were a few creases in the floor that had succubi hiding in them, the floor was black but glowed with a blue light, a line of bright glowing blue went down the center of the room, lusi assumed this was the path she needed to go in. after several minutes of flying, lusi passed two large lumps in the floor, lusi stopped, got her footing and observed the lumps, she could see the tails of fellow succubi poking out from under it. Lusi tried moving the lump but the floor began to shake

???: AHAHAHAH that tickles

Lusi: who's there?

???: just go a little further and you’ll see

Narrator: lusi began to fly once more and made her way past the lumps, soon after the floor took a bit of a dip, lusi followed the dip and eventually came across a massive face, the realization then came to her that she had been walking on her massive body this whole time

Lusi: wait was I--

???: yes, you were walking on my body

Lusi: if I’d known I’d have--

???: shhh my sweet, my body is a temple for the succubus species, do as you wish

Lusi: o...k….who are you anyway?

Elizabeth: I am elizabeth, queen of the succubi

Lusi: oh...should like...bow or something

Elizabeth: no need to be so formal

Lusi: I gotta say you were...not what I expected

Elizabeth: I assume you were expecting me to be anywhere from 2-3 meters tall, have a tail length of one meter, a wingspan of the same length, thick exaggerated legs, hips, posterior, and brests, pansexual, with purple to light pink skin

Lusi: uh…

Elizabeth: or you could have been expecting the more humanoid variant that

Lusi: I was expecting most of the former except without guessing your sexuality, I’d never assume that

Elizabeth: don’t be so ashamed my child, all succubi are pansexual, its a trait of the species

Lusi: really? I was pansexual in the living world so I just assumed that stayed the same

Elizabeth: hmhmhm such wonderful ignorance, i was straight back in the living world and became pansexual when I became a succubus. Now I can’t imagine living without my gorgeous wife

Lusi: how sweet

Narrator: elizabeth’s face began to glow revealing more of her body. Her skin was jet black yet glowed with a blue light, her cheeks were massive and rested on her body. She had plush purple lips, large yellow eyes, massive glasses, and long black hair that reached down to her feet, speaking of which, the glow made things all the more clear of how massive she was. Her fat belly stretched out several meters in front of her. Her legs were plush and poofy, her immense weight kept her in a sitting position, and her rear was pressing against the walls of the room, acting as a pillow for her head

Lusi: wow you are…

Elizabeth: fat, rotund, royal bodied, lardy, plump, what everyone thinks americans look like

Lusi: I mean I didn’t want to be blunt about it

Elizabeth: don’t worry, I am very aware of my body thank you very much

Lusi: okay...well I need to ask something of you

Elizabeth: ask away my child

Lusi: you see I am having trouble transforming, like the other day I transformed myself but I can’t change back

Elizabeth: oh my goodness

Lusi: what?

Elizabeth: you have the same deformity that I have. You see your inner pearl must've been damaged

Lusi: inner pearl?

Elizabeth: yes, there is a pearl in our bodies that is located right above the heart, normally this allows us to read the minds of our sexual partners and transform into their preferred fetish. However upon damage the pearl becomes less self sufficient, what happens is that we can no longer read the minds of our partners, giving us more freedom over our shape shifting, but at a cost. Without a steady supply of nutrients our transformations become permanent until we can refuel our energy

Lusi: oh so I just need to eat something

Elizabeth: enough to change you back yes

Lusi: okay, thanks for the help, I’ll be on my way, you can enjoy yourse--

Narrator: just then a massive hand grabbed lusi, a hand that was surprisingly fat free

Elizabeth: oh please I do urge you to stay. Poor baby you’re practically falling apart

Lusi: no thank you, I have a life

Elizabeth: well you can start a new one, being my little princess. We can get you on my diet and get you up to my size in no time, ah how the others would love new warm places to nest

Lusi: no thank you, I like moving

Elizabeth: I urge you to reconsider

Lusi: I urge you to let me go

Elizabeth: NO!

Narrator: elizabeth’s limbs began to thrash about, her legs can crashing down and the two heard a loud crack

Elizabeth: oh bother, not another one

Lusi: what?!

Narrator: elizabeth reached down with her free hand and pulled up the body of a dead succubus

Elizabeth: aww poor thing, was in the wrong place at the wrong time

Narrator: she then threw the body in her mouth and swallowed it whole

Lusi: WHAT THE FUCK!

Elizabeth: poor girl wasn;t looking where she was going, its fine, her body will provide me with the nourishment I need to help the rest 

Lusi: YOU’RE SICK

Elizabeth: oh it's not so bad, I’d never eat a live one...although you’re starting to pester me to the point of considering it

Lusi: wait wait hold on hold on we can talk about this

Elizabeth: sure we can, do you wish to become the succubus princess, and have your body be a temple of safety for all that come here looking for shelter

Lusi: FUCK NO! 

Elizabeth: then you leave me (sniff) no choice

Narrator: elizabeth then threw lusi into her mouth and swallowed her whole

Lusi: I’M ALIVE!

Narrator a mouth then appear on the stomach wall

Elizabeth: I really don’t want to kill you, you have been through so much and it would be foolish of me to call myself a protector without giving you as many chances as possible to accept my help

Lusi: listen, I appreciate you looking out for me but I can handle myself just fine

Elizabeth: JUST FINE! You’re missing an eye, how have that ghastly scratch on your leg, your pearl is damaged, darling you are not doing okay

Lusi: okay maybe I have a few bumps and bruises but I’m alive aren’t I?

Elizabeth:...allow me to share some statistics with you. Succubi have the highest domestic abuse rate of any deamon species, the 5th highest murder rate, third highest sexual assault rate, highest kidnapping rate, highest rape rate, I can go on. I cannot in good conscious let you go, you’ll be torn to shreds

Lusi: you can spout statistics all you want, that doesn;t mean I’ll be part of them, besides how is this place any better. Any day I could be crushed and eaten by your fat ass

Elizabeth: not with my plan, you can be just as big as me, thus eliminating the danger of you getting crushed

Lusi: yeah but at what cost? I won’t be able to move. I want to run, fly, fall in love, and hell HAVE SEX. seriously, what is up with you, you’re a succubus that is too fat to have sex what’s up with that

Elizabeth: my last paper

Lusi: what about it?

Elizabeth: my last paper was about how succubi don;t need sex to survive, we can live off of solid food (I’ll be it at the cost of our figures) and sex isn’t required to extract the semen we usually feast upon, there are less sensual ways of obtaining it. I am living proof I was right

Lusi: but look at you, don’t you miss moving, flying, having sex with your wife, how do you think she feels in all this anyway

Elizabeth: oh she loves me, although outright sex is impossible she enjoys pleasuring herself while rolling in my--

Lusi: nevermind forget I as--AHH!

Elizabeth: oh now, my stomach acid is beginning to dissolve you, please I beg of you to reconsider

Lusi: I BEG YOU TO RECONSIDER!

Elizabeth: you’re going to die!

Lusi: I’d rather die like this than live like you, you may not know it but I have a family waiting for me, a supportive boyfriend, a mother who isn;t perfect but tries, a brother who cares for me, and a whole group of friends behind my back. And I would rather die than leave them behind

Elizabeth: (sniff) that was beautiful...what have I done

Narrator: a long finger then reached into the stomach

Elizabeth: grab on

Narrator: elizabeth then pulled lusi, out of her stomach

Elizabeth: I must apologize for my behavior, I never met a succubus with this much to live for, most of my friends here ran away from abusive relationships or trafficking rings or what have you, I have never met a succubus that actually loved life

Lusi: uh huh (heh) good to hear

Elizabeth: my goodness, my size is still alarming you isn't it, allow me to transform into something more, approachable

Narrator: Elizabeth began to shrink in size, her plush exterior faded away and she began to look like a more average succubus. When she was done all the other succubi that were nesting in her folds flew to the sides of the cave. Elizabeth slimmed down to lusi’s size, but remained in a sitting position

Lusi: do you need help up

Elizabeth: don’t bother, my muscles have atrophied, I cannot walk

Lusi: aww poor thing

Elizabeth: yes, it was my own fault this happened and now I must live with it

Lusi: is there anything I can get you

Elizabeth: get me my wife, she can carry me around

Sugar: no need

Elizabeth: oh sugar, what a coincidence 

Sugar: I just came to check on ya, what the blazes happened

Elizabeth: I want to start a new, no more sitting in this cave for years on end, I want to get out of the house every once in a--(yawn)

Sugar: it seems to me you want a nap first

Elizabeth: quite, please bring me to the bed

Sugar: you want to cuddle?

Elizabeth: desperately

Sugar: alright, I’ll settle you down in bed and come back to snuggle up with ya after I’m finished with the guests

Elizabeth: thank you 

Narrator: sugar carried elizabeth out of the sanctuary and came back soon after

Lusi: so what was up with her

Sugar: oh she has a really bad case of separation anxiety, she hates it when she’s not being hugged, patted of held by someone, poor thang is probably shivering in the bed right now

Lusi: she talked about how her pearl was damaged, what happened to her

Sugar: it was actually how we met, I was being beaten up by some ruffians when she came and pushed me out of the way, poor girl took a barb wire bat to the chest and it fucked her up forever

Lusi: any advice for me, I have the same issue

Sugar: well yer gonna need to eat quite a bit more, you’ll probably get a little chubby but nothing too serious, and besides you can control where it goes anyway, I also recommend eat a solid every once in awhile, it's a good way to get a lot of energy quickly (if you don’t mind the added pudge)

Lusi: thanks

Sugar: alright, the missus is probably super anxious by now, I gotta take care of ya stat

Narrator: sugar eagerly dragged lusi back into the living room

Sugar: have a nice one yall 

Lusi: what where’s BS and lulu

Sugar: OH GOODNESS! I’ll be right back

Narrator: sugar rushed to the extraction room and unhooked a very uncomfortable BS and lusi

BS: AHH! MY DICK IS ON FIRE!

Lulu: AHH! THE PAIN THE PAIN!

Sugar: sorry about tying yall down, yall are free to go

BS: thank yo-- AHH!

Lulu: AHH!

BS: walking is pain WALKING IS PAIN

Lulu: MAKE IT STOP PLEASE

Sugar: yeah I recommend you put some ice on that...you need me to carry you don’t ya

BS: PLEASE

Lulu: AHH!

Narrator: sugar then picked up the two and carried them to the rest of the hooligans

Lusi: what happened to them?

Sugar: we extracted their fluids, their genitals are gonna be in pain for awhile, I recommend you put some ice on them

Lusi: thanks

Sugar: don’t mention it. And if you’re here tomorrow me and lizzie can show you around the place

Lusi: really that’d be wonderful

Sugar: nice, see you tomorrow

Narrator: sugar then shut the door

Elizabeth: SMUGGLES!

Sugar: I’ll be right there, I better see that cute butt when I get in there

END