echo: hello again blitzo

blitzo: oh god damnit not you again

echo: what's the matter darling

blitzo: nothing much, you just had me KILL BOTH PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES

echo: and you did it, wonderfully

blitzo: listen lady I don't know what world leader you want me to kill next but I'm not doing it, the money was not worth the lists I've been put on

echo: oh I don't need you to kill anybody darling, I just need to borrow that book for awhile

blitzo: nope nope nope nope NOOO! not happening

echo: aww blitzy, its cute that you think I was asking

(snap)

narrator: benjamin burst through the window and pinned blitzo to the ground

echo: now, I like you blitzo so I'll be nice enough to give you the option, either hand me the book or die

narrator: benjamin's grasp on blitzo's throat became tighter

blitzo: you're bluffing

echo: benji show him we mean business

benjamin: aight mate

narrator: benjamin drew his claws and put them up to blitzo's eyes

benjamin: ya know I've been thinking about starting an eye collection, and a collector has to start somewhere

echo: so what's it going to be, the book, or your eyes...and your life soon after

blitzo: FINE! TAKE IT, ITS IN MY DESK!

echo: good, benji let him go

narrator: benjamin released blitzo as echo pulled the book out of blitzo's desk

echo: you'll have this back within a week, I should be done with it by then

narrator: echo and benjamin then walked out of blitzo's office

benjamin: so what are we gonna do with this

echo: I have been communicating with someone from the living world, and they say that they can help us take over

banjamin: oh hohoho this is gonna be good

narrator: once they got back to echo's cave she placed the book on the table and flipped through the pages

echo: lets see where did he say he was...AHA! here, goldspire island

banjamin: goldspire island? I never heard of it

echo: that's because its discover has been kept a secret for years

narrator: echo opened the book and a portal appeared above it

echo: you go first

benjamin: why?

echo: to check for danger

benjamin: fine

narrator: benjamin jumped through the portal, after about a minute benjamin's hand reached through with a thumbs up, echo then followed suit. she stepped out of the portal into what looked like an industrial building, benjamin was standing in the center with two figures looking at them

plushtrap: holy shit you actually did it

nightmarionne: did you doubt my claim?

plushtrap: yeah I thought you were full of shit but DAMN actual demons from hell, you've really outdone yourself

echo: allow me to introduce myself, I am echo and this here is my accomplice benjamin

benjamin: g'day mate

nightmarionne: I am the one you have been speaking with, I am nightmarionne, the rodent is plushtrap

plushtrap: ha ha ha, go fuck yourself

echo: my my, you are even more dashing in person

nightmarionne: the same can be said for you

echo: how is my heart shaped blood stain doing

nightmarionne: better then ever my thunderous cupid arrow

plushtrap: are you two going to fuck, I'm throwing up either way but I need to know if I'm going to need more reasons to do so

benjamin: how have you two been talking anyway?

plushtrap: don't get them started please

nightmarionne: I got glitchtrap to hack my computer and connect myself to hell's internet service, then I found a chat site and things blossomed from their

echo: quite indeed

plushtrap: right, are we going to talk business or am I going to have to wait all night

nightmarionne: give us an hour or so

plushtrap: you both disgust me, come on benjamin, we can talk while these two fuck

(10 minutes later)

benjamin: aight so fill me in, echo had been leaving me in the dark for ahwile

plushtrap: according to what nightmarionne told me your little friends wants to come into power by killing the current ruler, correct

benjamin: yeah

plushtrap: well I have written a contract here for you two to sign, give it a read

narrator: benjamin skimmed over the contract

benjamin: so it says here that you will help us kill brooklyn satan if we help you with this "operation overload"

plushtrap: yes, it is my newest plan, its in the works right now but when the time comes I will call on you and echo to help

bejamin: how do you plan to help us?

plushtrap: come with me

narrator: plushtrap led benjamin to room with a large machine in it, the machine consisted of a large clear tube with pipes and robotic hands poking out from all over the inside, right next to it was a touchpad with several folders and apps on it that benjamin didn't recognize

plushtrap: behold, the cell multiplier

benjamin: the what now?

plushtrap: this device can take samples of just about anything and multiply its cells in order to recreate what the original sample was, for example if I were to chop off the tip of a carrot and put it in here the machine would multiply its cells and mold them into a brand new carrot

benjamin: how does this help us

plushtrap: this machine can rebuild body parts, and if it has all the parts of a body it can be used to put that body back together, and for the final step it uses just the right amount of heat and electricity to bring them to life. so in short, this machine can create a whole new life form from mere samples

benjamin: holy shit, does that mean we could like, mass produce living things

plushtrap: well it takes time, with this model it takes a week just to build something not to mention bringing it to life, and it takes FOREVER to power up again after use, so mass produce is a bit of a strong term

benjamin: very nice, very nice

plushtrap: so do we have a deal, we let you and your lady friend use the cell multiplier IF you help me and my pals in operation overload

benjamin: where do I sign

plushtrap: on the contract, the one you left on the table

benjamin: oh yeah sorry

plushtrap: good to hear, now lets wait for those two to stop fucking for a minute

benjamin: alright

one hour later

echo: that was...enchanting

nightmarionne: I'm in complete, dark, bliss right now

plushtrap: great, while you two were busy nailing each other I actually got some work done, benjamin has signed the contract and all I need is echo's signature

echo: is that all? I could have done that it my sleep

nightmarionnne: oh you can do so much more my dear

echo/nightmarionne: hmhmhmhmhmhm

benjamin: I'd vomit but I physically can't

plushtrap: can we stop wasting time please and GET GOING!

echo: yes of course, I've had my fun. bring me the contract and a pen

plushtrap: THANK YOU!

narrator: so plushtrap brought echo the contract and she signed as promised

echo: good, first we are going to need to bring the cell multiplier to my home so we can stop relying on this damn book to get from place to place

plushtrap: NIGHTMARES! prepare the machine for transport

narrator: after a minute a group of buff, sharp-toothed, humanoid monsters walked past, gently carrying the machine

echo: benjamin go back into hell and take the machine from them, we need this transition to be as smooth as possible

benjamin: aye aye

narrator: benjamin jumped back into the portal and waited on the other side, the nightmares stuck the machine through the portal, allowing benjamin to grab it from the other side. benjamin carefully backed up. but forogt the book was on a table

(CRACK)

benjamin: AHH SHIT! FUCK FUCK FUCK

echo: what's the ma-- AHH!

plushtrap: YOU FUCKING IDIOT

benjamin: I blame echo, she put the damn book ON A BLOODY TABLE

echo: don't you disrespect me bunny man!

plushtrap: let me look at it...hmm..mhm, well well well its your lucky day, the damage isn't extreme, just cracked glass and a few minor parts, however its going to take a bit before I can get the materials to fix it

echo: how long will that take

plushtrap: some of this shit is super obscure (and a few pieces are illegal) so it might take months before I can get all the replacement parts

echo: I don't have months I'm in perfect condition to strike now

plushtrap: well if you need one of these so badly there is another option

echo: yes

plushtrap: there is another cell multiplier in existence, owned by its creator chara (no last name known)

echo: wonderful, lets just steal the device and bring it here without SOMONE dropping it

benjamin: well it won't be ON A FUCKING TABLE NOW WILL IT

nightmarionne: me and my dearest will go and get the other machine, as well as chara to see if she can fix this one

plushtrap: great, you go do that

nightmarionne: lets go

narrator: echo and nightmarionne then jumped into a portal made by nightmarionne

benjamin: what are we gonna do?

plushtrap: in order to make anything we need body parts to take samples from, tell me what is the most powerful demon you can think of, we're going to want our future army to be as strong as possible

benjamin: trust me we can't get anywhere near the most powerful demons, but I do have a donor in mind

plushtrap: do tell

benjamin: first off I must ask, can you modify creatures with certan powers

plushtrap: what?

benjamin: well you see the donor I had in mind has shapeshifting powers, but can only use them at certain times, I was wondering if you could modify the new ones to be able to shape shift at will

plushtrap: that could get difficult, but it sounds like fun, I'm sure that after a bit of tweaking I can come up with something like that

benjamin: gnarly

plushtrap: so who is this shape-shifting shmuck you had in mind

benjamin: come with me

narrator: benjamin then led plushtrap to the mile high club

plushtrap: the hell is this place?

benjamin: the mile high club, where our donor works

plushtrap: so what's the plan

benjamin: you are going to order the premium package and promise to pay after the session--

plushtrap: that sign says pay upfront only...HOLY SHIT THE PREMIUM PACKAGE IS 70,000 DOLLARS WHAT THE HELL

benjamin: you're rich right?

plushtrap: I'm gonna need to head back to goldspire island to get the money

benjamin: I'll wai

narrator: 30 minutes later

plushtrap: alright this better be worth it, I hate dropping money on stupid shit

benjamin: oh it will, so our donor can only shape shift into somone's personal fetish, tell her that you have a fetish for people of *ahem your stature

plushtrap: you're shorter than me buddy

benjamin: no, your ears are taller than mine, my head is taller than yours

plushtrap: whatever

benjamin: anyway, you get her to transform into a shorter version of herself, then I knock her out while she's down on your level

plushtrap: got it

narrator: plushtrap then entered the building while benjamin got into the vents

plushtrap: I would like the uh premium package

lulu: you sure, you don't seem like the guy who can afford it

plushtrap: of course I can, I have my briefcase right here

narrator: plushtrap put a briefcase full of cash on the desk, lulu counted the money for a moment and then concluded that it was the right amount

lulu: okay I'll send you up

(turns on walkie talkie)

lulu: hey lusi you got a customer

lusi: thanks lulu, wait did he look like benjamin

lulu: no its this green demon, he kinda looks like a rabbit but his fur is shorter, his ears are longer, his teeth are smaller and his eyes are white, not red

lusi: I swear to god if this is benjamin

narrator: lusi waited on the top floor for the elevator to open, after a minute of waiting plushtrap finally exited

plushtrap: well howd--holy shit

narrator: plushtrap looked up at lusi, to put things into perspective plushtrap is three feet (roughly a meter) tall not including his ears, lusi stands at 8ft 5in (or roughly 2.5 meters for non americans) so believe me when I say that when plushtrap stared forward his eyes were lower than lusis's knees. he was overwhelmed by her size for a moment but soon remembered his mission

lusi: you only have an hour, are you going to spend it all staring?

plushtrap: of course not, I just wasn't expecting you to be so...towering

lusi: I can shrink down if that is your taste

narrator: plushtrap then began to think with something other than his brain

pluahtrap: are you kidding, envelop me in those thighs

lusi: as you wish

narrator: plushtrap started to go down on lusi, enjoying the placement and size of his head between her thighs, while plushtrap was enjoying the high point of his life benjamin quietly opened a vent above the scene, plushtrap looked up while transitioning from oral to hardcore when he saw benjamin staring at him benjamin mouthed

benjamin: (silently) what the fuck are you doing

plushtrap: (silently) enjoying myself don't worry I'll get to the thing when I finish

narrator: benjamin then tastefully flipped him off. of course plushtrap finished with his business (rather quickly I might add) and finally got back on track

lusi: alright, you still have 30 minutes left, what do you want to do next

plushtrap: I've always wanted to do it with someone of my stature, can you please shrink down to my size

narrator: plushtrap then gave a "subtle" wink to benjamin

lusi: alright then

narrator: she said with squinted eyes. she then began to shrink down to plushtrap's level, rolling her eyes while doing so. she then began to lean onto plushtrap, benjamin couldn't hold it in anymore and pounce, lusi rolled out of the way just in time, sending benjamin right on top of plushtrap

lusi: BENJAMIN!

plushtrap: god damnit, now we have to go with plan B

benjamin: what was plan B

plashtrap: BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ER

narrator: lusi tried reaching for her walkie talkie but benjamin threw his peg leg and knocked it out of her reach

error: you do realize you never addressed the peg leg before right?

narrator: what are you doing here? error go back to your ser-- oh wait

error: yeah this is a crossover remember, I am technically in my series

narrator: yeah, sorry about never addressing benjamin's peg leg, we kinda implied it because he was still running and jumping around after the pilot

error: you suck at narrating I mean you haven't even mentioned the fact that benjamin's peg leg just returned to his hand like a boomerang

narrator: by the way would that be considered racist towards austrailians?

error: oh narrator, he's white. you can't be racist towards white people

narrator: where did you learn that

error: twitter

narrator: makes sense

error: can we continue please

narrator: yes we shall *ahem. benjamin threw his peg leg at the walkie talkie, knocking it off the table, plushtrap then lunged at lusi as the peg leg boomeranged back into benjamin's hand. benjamin reattatched his leg as plushtrap was thrown into the wall

plushtrap: HELP ME DAMNIT

benjamin: I got it on!

narrator: benjamin then immidately jumped at lusi, who kicked him back and sent him flying into a wall

plushtrap: alright, follow my lead

benjamin: what do you mean

plushtrap: look at what I'm doing and build on it!

narrator: plushtrap ran through lusi's legs and bit her tail

lusi: AHH YOU SQUIRRLY BASTARD!

narrator: benjamin then used this as a distraction to jump on her from behind and force her foward, plushtrap released lusi's tail as benjamin pushed her into one of the large shelves that lined the room

plushtrap: go for her legs!

benjamin: aight mate

narrator: benjamin jumped off of lusi's back and headbutted on of her knees, causing her to fall foward

plushtrap: CLEAR!

narrator: plushtrap was on top of the shelf and pushed it down, bejmain scurried out of the way while lusi crawled backwards in an attempt to escape

lusi: NO NO NO NO NO NOO!

(SLAM)

narrator: the shelves came crashing down and fell on lusi

benjamin: crikey we did it

plushtrap: is she dead?

benjamin: let me feel for a pulse

.....

benjamin: yep she's alive

plushtrap: good samples work best when they're fresh

benjamin: how are we going to get her out of here

plushtrap: fuck...look around and see if there is something we can use

narrator: the two began to look around the room, plushtrap checked a closet while benjamin looke dunder the belt

plushtrap: FUCK

bejamin: what?

narrator: plushtrap pulled out a piece of choice langere

plushtrap: I should have hade her wear this FUCK

benjamin: give it a fucking rest and help me

narrator: the two looked for a bit longer until benjamin found some things that were of use

benjamin: look, I found some chains and a whip

plushtrap: good good...I have an idea

benjamin: what?

plushtrap: I can tie the whip to those chainsand throw it out the window, then we can use it as a rope to escape

benjamin: how will we get her out

plushtrap: you go first and I'll lower her down later

benjamin: got it

narrator: one DIY moment later

plushtrap: alright lets see how this goes

narrator: plushtrap dangled the "rope" out of the window

plushtrap: shit its nowhere near long enough

benjamin: what now

plushtrap: we could try the vents

benjamin: I don't know if you realized but she's got the biggest ass in brooklyn hell, no way in hell that she's going to fit ...oh how about this, I'll use the vents to get down and wait at the bottom, when I give the signal, you throw her down and I catch her

plushtrap: hmm, according tpo my calculations, considering her approximate weight, factor air resistance, and the amount of space you'll be able to grab and your height...yeah even if you do catch her, her spine will snap in half. wait, if you can leave how about you go get some rope and bring it back and hurry up we only have about 15 minutes before our time is up

benjamin: aye aye

narrator: benjamin then left through the vents

plushtrap: I hope nightmarionne and echo are having an easir time

narrator: speaking of nightmarionne and echo, they were outside of the vincent estate planning their next move

nightmarionne: alright, chara and william are going to head to the lab in a few minutes, once their in you will shock both of them and grab them while I make off with the machine

echo: got it

narrator: they waited for their time to strike and as nightmarionne said william and chara then entered the lab, however someone else was with them

brenda: so whenever I sit down my leg does this wired bounce thing where it goes up and down over and over again really fast, is there something wrong with the body you built me?

chara: no brenda, we've talked about this, you just have a stupid amount of energy

brenda: makes sense

chara: you say that every time YET WE STILL HAVE TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION EVERY OTHER DAY

brenda: sorry

chatra: its fine, its just been a long day

william: same here, I finally got my medical marijuana liscense

chara: you didn't have one before

william: my PTSD wasn't diagnosed until recently

chara: about timewilliam: I know, it feels good to have this card in my h--

(ZAP

chara/brenda/william: AHH!

echo: I got them

nightmarionne: good, I got the machine

baby: chara? are you o--AHH! THEY'RE TAKING CHARA

ennard: what

ballora: get em

funtime mange: (bark)

funtime oliv: burn them

funtime fredric/bon bon: can;t we get a fucking break already

echo: shit

nightmarionne: no witnesses

narrator: nightmarionen then sprouted tenticles from the floor that grabbed all the funtimes, the then dove into one of his portals brining all of them with him. soon after the portal opened in brooklyn hell where nightmarionne and echo were floating and talking about what to do

nightmarionne: what do we do with them

echo: we only need chara and william right?

nightmarionne: yes

echo: then drop the others off, they'll be mugged raped and murdered by the end of the hour

nightmarionne: I like the way you think

narrator: nightmarionne dropped the funtimes and brenda right there and dissappeared

baby: where are we

ennard: well its hot, shitty, and from the look of it run by idiots, it has to be california

brenda: my head hurtsssss...sss...wassss that a lisssp...WHY DO I HAVE A LISSP

narrator: brenda then looked down ar her hands, they were covered in scales, her feet and legs had been replaced by a long snakelike body, and her dapper tophat was not a web of snakes

brenda: SSSSSNAKESSSS EW EW EW SSSSSNAKESSS

brooklyn stan: FREEZE MORTALS

narrator: the funtimes then turned around to see brooklyn satan, and a very angery group of hooligans behind him

BS: you're under arrest

END OF PART 1