Holy Moly Guacmoley

I know i wasn’t online on my birthday but heres what my mom got me.

Also my mom got this for my bday

Yo

YO

Tf-

could someone help bro.

WHY ARE MY ARABIC SCHOOL FRIENDS FIGHTING???

Guess im rich?

*blows*

*coughs* HOW MUCH DIRT IS THIS?

*coke sounds*