Message recorded from: 12/25/2018

Hello folks! From gamejolt of course! Nave Jonnson here! AWWW yes!!! Gels man!!! We love them gels!! But not this one. The one with the redness in it. Umm? Yeah! Grosss!!! I am talking about the "Rojo Gel"!!! The most stinky and dangerous gel of all time!!! And yes to sure all of you!! it's smells worst than 10,00-999,921 skunks!!! Yeah tragic!! Let me tell you more about it ok? Thanks.

HEY HEY HEY!!!! I'm telling you keep your face away from that stuff! Anyhow lets go through this god awful gel.

Ok then, the first thing about this gel is to not smell that stuff for like a long time!!! If you might do that, well sucks to suck. You'll be dead!! Second, do not make fun of this stinky gel!!! We have no idea what elements or chemicals are/were made from/for this gel but I will say this, if you name call, yell, or even make funny faces you'll be so go to the hospital with your stink-i-ness. By the way, yes that or those elements or chemicals are like alive ones to be exited. And they do love or don't love the human skeleton.

Third, never drink or eat the gel. We have like no idea what ingredients are even made from this gel also but I will say that the ingredients are super bad, they'll make your go to bathroom like 2-4 times a day, give you like massive headaches, make you look like you are drunk which is like one thing that I don't want to have not at all, and finally it'll make you say these words and phrases like, NO, AAAAHHH, OH MY GAL, enough, help me plzzzz, deez nuts, Oh god no, rats, crud, crummy, and finally "E#IOB@JB$FJ@L#IO@FNDB@KL>BF$K@LND#:NJL@BR$UIN$@JKLRB$J@:HR$@L:RB#$JK@LRB#YIVYDUG@Y"!!!! Also known as a bunch symbols and letters.

And those things or ingredients that'll make you all do those kinds of things are:

1. 20% Blueberry Jam

2. 20% confusion

3. Vitamin D

4. Vitamin A

5. Vitamin C

6. Vitamin F

7. Vitamin Z

8. iron

9. cat's fur

10. dogs fur

11. A rat's lungs

12. A rat's kidney

13. 13% bad breath

14. 12% vomit

15. 90% BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA

16. 12% of bad deodorant

17. 990% swamp water

18. 898,912% Change

19. Vitamin N

20. Milk

21. A rat's tail

22. 33-44% of blood

23. 9,999% of sugar

And finally our most recent ones

24. 24% teeth rot

25. 12-22 bags of eyes from bats

26. 44 cups of sprite

27. 78 cups of poison water

28. 88 cups of normal water

29. 12.1% of rushing

And finally.....

30. 9M% of CORONAVIRUS!!!!!

Ok I think my brain exploded reading that stuff. Anyways fourth, do not and I repeat do not and I mean do NOT get into any fights, arguments, and etc. I have idea what will happen to the rojo gel but I'll assumed that It'll get triggered from all of that. And now finally, try not to use it as some kind of super weapon!!! Our past clients try to do that but they weren't that smart enough. if you know what I mean. Well then use this gel for all cost and.....................Wait?......................................................What!?!?! Are you serious Lily?!?! They are doing what in that test chamber!!!?!?! OMG!!!! Hey!!! Guys what are doing in there!!! Don't any of that what you are guys are doing. if you do that you might!!!! OH NO!!!!! TOO LAAATE!!!!! UMM? Mikey the mops please?!?! And Wheatly umm? Give me a lot baby wipes too please? Thanks. Thanks you guys. Yes Lily I'll let you do the talking to them. Now where was I oh yes!!!

Use this rojo gel at any cost of course. Follow the rules I say, and try not to do the same thing what those testers were doing!! Oh my GOD!!! Thank smell is horrible. Well that does for today people!!! I have a lot to do for today. Anyhow! Nave Jonnson!!! We're done here!!! Well, this stinks. Yeah you tell me Lily.

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Hope you guys love that long message!!! Hope you portal fans love to see a Portal 3 game!!! Well be safe everyone!!!! I love you all!!! Hopefully I'll get this story done for my third future game. Well again be safe everyone!!!!

LOVE, NanGamejolt23