2 years ago

Hello...


So you want to be funny? You have no idea of what world of hurt you are opening up, but I'll tell you, first- you must gather a crew of pirates and go across the Pacific ocean, it is imperative that you do this by sea as not by sky, for while the vicious kraken will probably only end the lives of half of your crew, the sky griffins are more likely to take out 3 4ths due to their faster speed and use of guns, you should arrive in Cambodia at the docks of Preyaseumdom, make sure you have fake proof of citizenship and disguises or just hope your real good at sneaking, you then must enter the jungle where you will be attacked by multiple animals including tigers, elephants, tigers taped to elephants, Cambodius the Wizard and the penguin that supplied all the griffins with the guns, you are guaranteed to lose at least one crewmate in every single one of these encounters, as the only way to survive is to throw them at the thing and then run, by the time you get to the Cambodian Temples, your entire crew will be dead, this is guaranteed and you will be the only surviver every time, you may say that it's very sociopathic to have that be part of the process but 1: You don't have to pay them so that's a great advantage and 2: If someone is funny it's probably their only redeeming quality so this isn't that surprising, when you enter the temple you will be hit with 1 million arrows at the same time in a single moment, it might sound like there isn't much variety in this temple's traps but...it's enough, at the end you will finally find a crumpled piece of paper with a joke on it, and it is only ever one and the process has to be repeated every time you want a new good joke, you then play the warp whistle from Super Mario Brothers 3 and it will take you home, this exists because God was playing Super Mario Brothers 3 and said I think it would be cool if there was a refference to that, and so he made a refference to that in real life, you then put the paper in the animations tron tive thousand and it will animate it in like 2 seconds that part is really easy! Then upload the video and you will get all the monies and everyone will love you as long as you do this every day. THE END!

(If you saw this animation then your epic, also yes idk what to post and have nothing better to do than copy an animation word for word because it's funny)



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