get it guys its funny cuz its a bait and switch i bait you into thinking its a real thing and it turns out its fake!!!! XDDD!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahaa
why arent you laughing at my comedic masterpiece? my magnum opus? do you hate me that bad that you must express no joy at the whims of my creation?
or maybe i have merely grown too old to be "hip with the youth", experienced too much, grown out of touch by pure nature.
i may need this time to ponder, dear viewer, as i do not know what to make of the information presented to me at this very moment
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i've gyatt no clue!!!
The audience laughs at the comedic masterpiece presented in front of them. The courtains roll and the projector displays the text "THE END". What a fitting ending to such a beloved show.
The entire team behind the project begin congratulating each other on their efforts, on being able to bring such a loved piece to life. It takes a lot of effort to do something like that.
One of the actors, however, walks out of the play angry, approaching the writers room. "ARE YOU FINALLY CONTENT?? YOU HAD TO DRAG ME THROUGH THE MUD EVEN IN THIS FINAL EPISODE? WHAT A JOKE." He yells, fuming.
He can feel the stares of the people around him, but care he does not. In an act of pure hatred, he arms himself with a steel chair and hits the writer he had the most spite against in the head.
Quickly, several of the actors rush to his aid, and the furious actor being yelling again, "EVERYONE IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN PLACE IS A SNITCHING RAT, ALWAYS PUSHING OTHERS DOWN TO KEEP THEMSELVES UP, SUCH A ROTTEN WORK ENVIRONMENT."
He makes his way out of the room and makes his way towards the building exit, before he is intercepted by one of the managers. "Follow me.", he says, as he begins walking towards his office.
The enraged actor tries to compose himself and walks over there - if odds are good, he may have gotten hired to act in a new production, or if they're even better, they might be firing him for good.
As the mad actor arrives at the managers office, he sits down and looks over at the manager. A full minute of silence afterwards, the actor begins talking "So what is the purpose of this meeting exa-"
As he begins talking, the manager pulls out a gun from his waistband and with a quick draw shoots the actor in the chest in a vital area. He can see as the actors spirit leaves his body, but care he does not.
He gets up from his chair, walks over to the new corpse occupying the opposite chair, carries it towards a nearby wide opening that connects with the basement garbage disposal, and squeezes him through.
In the following weeks, news would spread of the actor having ran away into the wilderness in an act of anger and fury. His friends and family would begin an investigation to find him out, yet no proof would ever be found.
The disappearance would be documented in videos on the net, yet with blatant holes manufactured by the filming company to make sure the real tale may never be known.
The skeleton we hide in our closet varies in size and appearance, but it is always there - You just need to know how to keep it from the outside world.
...does that sound familiar to you?
I still can smell the fire.
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