5 years ago

HELLO Hazbin Hotel/ Helluva Boss fans!! Here is a message from Nave Jonnson & Blitzo!!!


Date Recorded: 11/25/2019

Hey folks Nave Jonnson here! I have an amazing guest here with me! Say hi Blitzo!!!

Blitzo: Hi people!!!! Hope you all ready for this S***t!!! Because I'll be one the people that will run this amazing place here with NAVE!!!

That is right folks!! Blitzo will help me and all of my friends in this place here. And looks like we have already have one. Man do you people love making horror games?

Blitzo: YES!!! I F******** do alright B********!!!!!

REALLY?!?!? {Long Sigh} Well then, introduce the new and IMP-prove book of monsters!!! It shows about history and facts about every monster that works in our place here on earth. Isn't that right Blitzo?

Blitzo: That is right you F-heads!!!!

Oh boy!! Yeah umm? Just a heads up you little kids around here, if you are reading this message, try not to say the things what Blitzo is saying in here. You'll get like a lot of trouble!!!

Blitzo: Trouble?!?! You all won't be in trouble. You will all be with your new families!!! Which is like me!!! I will be your.........

Moving on!!! Now then, back to this book again. This book shows about the folklores about every single monster on here!!! Sometimes they're nice and sometimes they don't. But the only way this book is special is that someone like me kind of must make what the monsters would look like, how they act, and what personalities they have, and etc. But as for now I'm telling you all this book can be completely dangerous!!! If this thing will fall in the wrong hands who knows what this person will do too it.

Blitzo: Come on people. Don't listen to this Ja*******!!!!! This book is above all AMAZING, can give your good dreams, and will make your smarter!!!!

OOOOOH!!!! Well that is all for now. Well let you all know more about this book next time ok people? Thanks!!! C U.....Wait? Hold on!!! Wait Vox!!! Don't touch that you will get yourself dirty!

Blitzo: Oh!!! Looks like your up to it now you son of a..........

Blitzo!!!! Be quiet!!! You didn't come here just to be stupid and mean!!! You came here to help me!! Which means that you must be responsible and make things right!!! Not just screw anything or everything up!!!! Well again.....ummm? What was I'm saying again.

Blitzo: You were trying to say everyone that you want to F****K up your mamma? LOLOLOL!!!!

No!!! I was going to say to the people that to not make monsters that will not only act like you but also try to kill people or what not. if you know what I mean? What? he doesn't get it Moxxie? Wait? Where is he? Umm? WAIT NO NO NO! Blitzo don't go right to the........UUUUHG!!!! Never mind!!! Well then umm? Be safe everyone!!! And again try not to be like Blitzo ok? Now then, I need a lot of work to do. Moxxie tell your other IMP workers to not help me making these messages again please? Thanks. Stay frosty everyone. Blitzo NO!!! Don't......UUUUUUUH!!!! Nave Jonnson we are done here!!! Can someone give me a rope please?!?!?!

END OF MESSAGE!!!!



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