narrator: our story begins with mother daisy walking through the streets of hell. water has been hard to come by and mother daisy has almost completely dried up. her once vibrant green skin, hair, and accessories have now turned to a dull brown. mother daisy couldn't take another step, she fell to her knees and prepared to dry up for good

echo: ahem

narrator: mother daisy looked up

mother daisy: y-yes

echo: you're a plant demon right?

mother daisy: u-u-uh

narrator: seems like you could use some water

mother daisy: p-p-please!

echo: come with me, I have a deal for you

narrator: daisy did the closest thing she could to a nod and allowed echo to pick her up and carry her to whatever place she was going to take her. when mother daisy was put down she was in a cave, lava was flowing two orange rivers to her left and right but at the center of the cave was a small hot spring. echo took a cup and filled it with the water and walked towards mother daisy

echo: you want this don't you

mother daisy: P-PLEASE!

echo: I'll give this to you, but you need to do something for me

narrator: mother daisy nodded. echo gave mother daisy the cup which daisy drank in seconds. a bit of mother daisy's color returned to her, now looking more yellow then brown

echo: I need you to infiltrate brooklyn satan's castle and destroy the revival machine

mother daisy: what! but if I do then all deaths in hell will be permanent

echo: I know, you see I want to kill brookyln satan. and I want it to be permanent

mother daisy: but why tho

echo: because he has been giving brooklyn hell a bad name and bringing shame to the entire satanate.

mother daisy: what do you mean? he's been making hell a lot more bearable recently

echo: I know, the entire point of hell is for it to be an eternal torture chamber for those who have sinned. and BS rejects that notion entirely, when I take over brooklyn he- no NEW YORK HELL will be returned to its former glory

mother daisy: I can't do it, I can't bring this entire place down

echo: no? okay

narrator: echo pressed a button on the wall and closed the hot spring

echo: have fun trying to find water

narrator: mother daisy looked at the now closed off hot spring and shuddered

mother daisy: ..... if I help you bring back hell's "former glory" I have one more request

echo: tell me

mother daisy: that I will be exempt from everyone else torture

echo: but of course, that was part of the plan all along. after all every satan needs a second in command

mother daisy: I....I'll do it

echo: wonderful, I'm glad you came to your senses

narrator: echo then opened up the hot spring

echo: drink up, you'll need to be at full power for this

narrator: mother daisy then ran to the hot spring and gulped down as much water as she could, her body turning more green as she drank

echo: good good

narrator: while echo and mother daisy were scheming brooklyn satan and baunjovi were planning something of their own

brooklyn stan: AHH!

baunjovi: how did it go?

brooklyn stan: pleasurable enough but not what we're looking for

narrator: baunjovi pulled out a list and crossed off one of the names scribbled onto it

brooklyn satan: that's it, every whorehouse, strip club, and sex attraction in hell, and not one of them had lusi

baunjovi: damn, I could have sworn she'd go for that line of work, considering her time alive

brooklyn satan: well I've tried em all and none of them have heard the name lusi, or at least not spelled L U S I before

baunjovi: well then it's back to the drawing board

brooklyn stan: yep, I need a second to think

narrator: brooklyn stan then turned on the TV

ADD: Hello to all you horny demons out there, my name is pimpster and I'm in charge of the newest, brightest, and as of now cleanest sex house in all of brooklyn hell, called the mile high club. Why is it called that? because the building is literally one mile high with better and better activities the closer you get to the top, and if you buy the premium pass you can have one hour alone with jusi the lust demon, that's right folks a real lust demon, just come down to the mile high club get down with whatever dirty desire your mind can come up with

narrator: brooklyn satan and baunjovi then looked at each other

brooklyn satan: welp...I think we both know what to do

baunjovi: yep. when did pimpster die anyway

brooklyn stan: about two weeks after you, drunk driving incident

baunjovi: oh

brooklyn satan: I'm gonna go check out this mile high club, you stay here and hold down the fort

baunjovi: can do

narrator: and with that brooklyn satan left. he went to the address posted in the add and was led to what looked like a renovated hotel with a large flashy sign that said "mile high club"

brooklyn satan: this is the place

narrator: brooklyn satan came in and found pimpster greeting guests at the door

brooklyn satan: hello there pimpster

pimpster: well well well, if it isn't the big man himself giving my little shop a spin

brooklyn satan: yes yes, I know its an honor to be here

pimpster: might I ask what you're in the mood for?

brooklyn satan: I want the premium pass

narrator: everyone behind him gasped

pimpster: that'll be $70,000

brooklyn stan: WHAT! 70k for a whore!?!?

pimpster: not just any whore, a lust demon, not to mention a pass to everything else here

brooklyn satan: fine, here

pimpster: WE HAVE A TAKER BOYS! THE BIG MAN HIMSELF IS GOING TO BE THE FIRST CUSTOMER TO MEET THE FAMOUS JUSI!

narrator: pimpster then gave brooklyn satan a golden ticket

pimpster: show that to the guy in the elevator and he'll take you to the top floor

narrator: brooklyn satan did as he was told and went to the elevator, the elevator worker looked at the ticket in surprise, locked back up and brooklyn satan and winked, brooklyn satan was taken to the top floor and was escorted out of the elevator into a large room. the room was dimly lit with pink lights, painted black with purple and pick highlights, had a massive heart shaped bed in the middle and shelves stacked with any sex toy you could imagine. sitting on the bed waiting for him was jusi herself. She had light purple skin, clear hair with a distinct white outline, a tall frame, way taller than BS in fact. she was laying on her front staring vividly into BS's eyes, her eyelids were slightly lowered and her mouth was in a playful smile, the outside coated in black lipstick, her face was held up by her hands as she stared into BS's eyes. sprouting right above jusi's generous behind was a long tail that curved in the shape of a heart before ending in a pointy club that pointed right back down to her, further up on her back were a pair of small wings, they looked far to small to allow her to fly but the tips pointed inwards towards her, again a subtle invitation ,as if she was inviting BS to come over. jusi was already undressed, there was no need for clothes in her line of work, this showed off her "main attraction" that being her enlarged ass, each cheek tattooed with black lip marks. BS had never felt what he felt upon seeing her, he felt lust before, but this was a whole new level.

jusi: so, are you going to stare the entire time or are we going to get started

BS: but of course

narrator: BS walked forward, discarding his clothing as he strutted, jusi noticed his features as they were unraveled to her, starting with his red, scar covered body, then his wings that stuck to the bottoms of his arms, then his tail which was standing stiff, his claw hands which were opening and closing in anticipation ,and of course his * big downstairs demon. the two of them got in bed an--

error: wait we can't talk about what happened under the covers or we might get banned off the website

narrator: error go back to funtime files please

error: ok...they fucked by the way...hard

narrator: OUT! *ahem anyway as my partner from the wrong franchise out it the fucked hard, and you know what I'll describe it anyway, those who are sensitive to this stuff may skip to where it says "SEX SCENE ENDS HERE". BS got down next to jusi and got on his back

jusi: so tiger, what do you want, I can do anything you please

narrator: she leaned in closer, all the way up to his ear and whispered

jusi: and I do mean ANYTHING

BS: ohohoh really now? I've heard you lust demons can take on the form of any fetish, is that true

jusi: hmhmhmhmhmhm

narrator: jusi's purple skin began to turn a light shade of brown, her wings and tail disappeared, her hair turned black, and her "assets" became more exaggerated (even her already exaggerated ass)

jusi: (in a Mexican accent) it is very true papi

brooklyn satan: hohohohohoho

narrator: BS sat at the edge of the bed, and jusi began to "have at"

error: have fun saying she gave him a blowjob through figurative writi--

(POW POW)

narrator: error then never came back to the hells hooligans universe again. after jusi began to suck on BS's...damn what am I going to sa-- oh fuck it. she sucked his cock as hard and as deep as she could. BS pushing her head onto him to go harder. after a solid few minutes of sucking BS came directly down her throat. BS released her head, allowing jusi to get a quick breath of air, BS then laid on his back with his dick still erect. Jusi then stratled over BS's dick and asked

jusi: which way do you want it

BS: anal

jusi: as you wish

narrator: jsui got on BS's dick and slowly lowered herself onto him, letting out a soft moan in the process. Then when she got comfortable she leaned forward, because of her height BS's head was right in her tits, which he thoroughly enjoyed. jusi began to ride up and down while BS sucked and groped her tits with mouth and claw hands respectively. this went on for what seemed like an eternity for jusi and a few minutes for BS

jusi: (in her head) holy shit, I've never met someone with this kind of stamina

BS: in his head, holy shit I've never met someone who could ride this well

narrator: after several minutes of sensual lovemaking BS finally came rocking both of their worlds. Jusi got up off of him and got down

SEX SCENE ENDS HERE!

narrator: jusi looked at the clock and noticed there were only 5 minutes left

jusi: HOLY SHIT! you lasted 50 minutes of THAT!

BS: we satans are known for our stamina

jusi: I have been doing this for seven years and never had someone tire me out like this

BS: neat huh

jusi: that was the best sex I've ever had...probably ever

BS: a common response to those who have the pleasure of doing it with a satan

jusi: well...I guess you're going to be leaving soon

BS: hold on I got five minutes left

jusi: what could we possibly do for five minutes

BS; what I came here for in the first place, to talk

jusi: you went all this way to talk...to me?

BS: yes

jusi: what about

BS: well, I've always wanted to talk to a lust demon, they seem like they would have funny stories about sex gone wrong

jusi: oh I'm sure I can think of some things

BS: okay first off, what was the most uncomfortable fetish you had to take part in

jusi: emotionally or physically

BS: both

jusi: well physically ... it was vore. I had a guy come in and ask me to vore him, and let me tell you. swallowing someone whole is MURDER on your throat. I've sucked countless dicks in my day but none hurt as much a whole body. then they just sit there, leaving an awkward bulge in your belly, which hurts like hell to carry around, and then you have to vomit them back up, which hurts even more. the bastard had the GALL to insult me for spitting him out like I was just going to let him sit there.

BS: sounds gross

jusi: oh yeah, I don't even know if he bathed beforehand, and honestly I don't want to know

BS: you said the answer was different for physical and mental stuff, what made you the most mentally uncomfortable

jusi: the time a guy asked me turn into a nine-year-old

BS: oh...OH!!

jusi: yeah we don't do pedophilia or vore anymore for those reasons

BS: wait, where have you ever been if this is your first day

jusi: me and pimpster did a lot of underground stuff and saved up to buy this hotel, then renovate it to become a giant sex house

narrator: jusi then looked at the timer

jusi: oop you're out of time it was fun talking to you

BS: wait! I still have more to say

jusi: hold on

narrator: jusi then pulled out a walkie talkie

jusi: hey pimpster, do I have any more clients

pimpster: not yet, no one is budging on the price

jusi: perfect, notify me when I have another one the big man wants to talk

pimpster: alright, but be careful, remember last time I left you alone with a sketchy guy

jusi: yes...I ended up here, thanks for reminding me...jackass

narrator: she then hung up

jusi: you have until my next client come in

BS: okay, there was one thing I wanted to ask you

jusi: yes?

BS: is jusi your real name?

jusi: no, it's a combination of my stage name, jucy, and my real name, lusi

BS: spelled L U S I right

lusi: how did you know?

BS: oh my god...oh my god I finally found you

lusi: why?

BS: your stepbrother, he's here, and he's been trying to find you for the past month

lusi: WHAT! the hell is he doing here?

BS: he killed himself about a month ago and has been trying to find you ever since.

lusi: oh, if he killed himself he must be in a bad state, I have to see him

BS: we can... can go as ...soon...as...

lusi: what, what is it

narrator: brooklyn stan began to look at the wall to his left and noticed a red dot. BS then looked to his right and saw a figure in the window, the red light then crawled its way across the wall and onto lusi's head

lusi: you oka--

BS: GET DOWN!

narrator: BS pushed lusi down as a loud gunshot shattered the glass

BS: hy head! why does my head feel unbalanced

lusi: um...

narrator: lusi held up one of BS's horns, BS felt his head and noticed that one of his horns was shot off in the process

BS: MY HORN

(CRASH)

benjamin: I'M GONNA GOUGE YER BLOODY EYE OUT

lusi: YOU!

benjamin: that right. it's me and I'm here to settle the score

lusi: WHAT SCORE!!?!?! you already got us both killed in the living world

benjamin: when you kicked me I landed EYE FIRST on a building and was blinded, now I'm gonna do the same to you

lusi: come on really

benjamin: I deserve something for what you did to m--

narrator: brooklyn stan then picked him up and threw him into the wall

Benjamin: ha! I never knew the devil was a simp

BS: I'm not a simp, I have a family to put back

benjamin: well then, you're gonna have a lot of pieces to go through

narrator: benjamin reached out of the window and pulled out a shotgun

benjamin: this is gonna be fun

narrator: he coked his gun and fired, BS got in the way and spread his wings, taking most of the blast

benjamin: hahaha

lusi: HIA!

narrator: lusi then kicked benjamn out the window

benjamin: haha, I learned from last time

narrator: benjamin had grabbed the windowsill and pulled himself back up. benjamin then pulled out a stick of dynamite and lit it

benjamin: now we're all gonna die, and when we respawn I'm gonna gouge yer eye out once and for a--

narrator: brooklyn stan got up and tackled benjamin, sending both of them through the window and into a summersault

benjamin: hehe not many can say they killed the devil, but now I can

BS: d-don't be so sure

BS bounced off of benjamin mid-air and spread his wings, he looked smug at first but his smugness faded when he realized his wings were full of holes

benjamin: SO YOU AT RESPAWN WANKER

narrator: then a familiar club tail waved in front of BS's face

lusi: GRAB ON!

narrator: lusi had taken flight with her wings and was hovering in the air above BS. brooklyn stan di as he was told and grabbed lusi's tail. they then watched as benjamin fell to the ground. he landed on a dumpster lid bounced off of it onto the ground

BS: HA TAKE THA--

(BOOOM)

narrator: the dynamite benjamin lit up detonated and sent rubble flying down, shredding through lusi's wings. lusi and brooklyn stan fell but as they did brooklyn satan grabbed lusi's tail again and forced themselves onto the wall. brooklyn stan grabbed the wall with one of his claw hands and held lusi in the other by her tail

lusi: AH! AH! AH!

BS: Alright, I got a plan, but it involves parkour

lusi: WHAT?!? NO! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DO PARKOUR WITH ME IN THE AIR

BS: one

lusi: NO

BS: two

Luis: DON'T DO IT!!

BS: THREE!

narrator:brooklyn stan threw lusi in the air and dropped from wall and landed on the dumpster lid, he jumped off, onto the ground and caught lusi as she fell

benjamin: ugh...damn.... you

narrator: brooklyn satan then turned to benjamin

brooklyn satan: do you realize how much pain I'm in right now, and how hard it is to hide it. I need a good luck charm...and I heard rabbit's feet are lucky

benjamin: no...no, that's just an old wives ta--AHH!

narrator: brookln satan then he clamped his claw hand on one of his feet and chopped it clean off

brooklyn satan: let's get out of here

lusi: (into her walkie talkie) pimpster, cancel any of my appointments, I am taking the rest of the day off for mental health reasons

paimpster: WHA--

narrator: lusi and brooklyn stan then walked off, leaving benjamin to bleed out. benjamin lay there, waiting to die and respawn when someone came up to him

echo: it seems you've had a bit of a ... falling out

benjamin: piss off

echo: I saw what happened, it seems like you're mighty mad at satan right now

benjamin: ya think

echo: come with me, I have something you'll like

narrator: a butler then came to echo's side and carried benjamin into a nearby car

benjamin: so what do you want?

echo: I want to kill brooklyn stan and take his place as the new satan

benjamin: um he's just gonna respawn

echo: not quite, I have someone infiltrating satan's castle right now, and they're gonna destroy the respawn machine, then when it goes down, we can kill him and he'll never come back

benjamin: won't that be the dawn

echo: I hid a camera on my little demolition expert. let's watch the beginning of the end for brooklyn satan together

benjamin: it would be my pleasure

narrator: echo then pulled out her phone to display live video feed from a hidden camera on mother daisy. she had already breached the castles' walls and was sneaking past baunjovi, who had fallen asleep a few minutes prior.

mother daisy: don't wake up don't wake up don't wake up

narrator: she crept past him without a hitch and made her way to the respawn machine

echo: yes YES

narrator: mother daisy attached two vines to the machine and lifted it from its place, the two vines then flew apart, ripping the machine in half

echo/benjamin: YESSSS! SHE DID IT!

echo: oh fuck the camera cut out

narrator: mother daisy was on her own, and the machine created a loud noise when it was broken

baunjovi the fuck is going on in--- HOLY FUCKING SHIT

mother daisy: I'm sorry, I'm--

baunjovi: SORRY! YOU JUST DOOMED EVERYONE IN HELL!

mother daisy: I-I

baunjovi: YOU ARE COMING WITH ME!

narrator: baunvovi grabbed mother daisy's hand and dragged her behind him, baunjovi put a lighter under her face

baunjovi: if you try anything you're gonna burn alive

mother daisy: o...okay

narrator: mother daisy was thrown into a prison cell, baunjovi then left her there as he called brooklyn satan

baunjovi: BROOKLYN SATAN ITS AN EMERGENCY!

brooklyn satan: what?

baunjovi: THE RESPAWN MACHINE! ITS BEEN DESTROYED!

brooklyn satan: WHAT (cough)

baunjovi: some plant girl got in and ripped it apart with her vines

(hangs up)

baunjovi: brooks?BROOKS?

END of part 1