3 years ago

henry headcanon: his parents are part of a satanic cult


when he was 5 he walked into his parent summon satan with a bunch of strangers in cloaks in the middle of the night at the basement

after her mother saw him Henry teleported back to bed, and he forgot abt his parents summoning satan

ye he lost a bit of his memory, thanks to his parents doing that

when he was 16 he snooped in his parents room to find a brown book with a gold eye on it, and it has a lock

henry managed to unlock the book, but the words were written in Latin shit

AND Henry knows a friend who's fluent in Latin

can you guess?

hint: he's a femboy and drama king who dances to 2 Phut Hon, you can probs guess

Joey diddly darn Drew |:/

henry visits him, so that he can translate the book

Joey translates the book

then Jenny be like: 'hah, gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay'

when Henry left, thats when the fight broke out with the twins

meanwhile, the book was filled with fucking satanic chants and curses

his mom asked where the book is, but she didnt tell Henry that the book was a satanic book, she just described it to Henry, but Henry said no

then Henry sneaked back into his parents room and put the book back

then when he 18 he goin to college, before he left Henry brought the book with him without telling his parents, and then he went to college bringing the book

then what happened to his parents? unknown for now

what happened to Henry, eh, once in a while he'll find secrets hidden in each corner of the pages

(inspired by the Grrrls Meme by Kika Pixel)



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