Mf's with 0.03 GPA and a 7% attendance rate when an explosion kills 10 people in the science lab but they hear the words "school" and "cancelled" in the same sentence:

When you uhh you uhhh fuck uhhhh something about sex uhhhh oh right Five Nights At Alex's now has it's own community now that's cool uhhhh here's Alexmatronic looking to the right uhhhh I'm gonna stop posting Five Nights' At Alex's in the Tophat Society

Hang on Carter, I think I know how to take this guy down

A weird noise happened in my attic today

When bro makes the most stupidest statement ever made by man so you have to look around at the invisible audience to see if they heard it as well:

Video tape akert

Editing ts is so freaking annoying

When

United States project

Another Night At Alex's is cancelled now