Life-sized furret, why, GOD, WHY MUST YOU BE SO EXPENSIVE (and also out of stock). Words cannot comprehend how much I NEED this in my home

guess what bitches

Gamejolt ad's just really aren't it

Me: *Is gone for 2 Days*

My 99+ Gamejolt notifications:

It is one of life's many cruelties that I can't own this lil' creature. Just... look at 'em 🥺#DragonDay

H̷͓̓Ě̴̬͜2̶̰̪̦̅̆=̴͉̝͉̋9̶͎̦̤̍-̶̞̌͋1̵̬̓2̷̟̓̋̋͜Ḭ̷̧̽͜S̶͍̪͒͗͝I̴̗͉͆Ǹ̶͉̘̯̃2̷̹̪͝1̶̭̿9̸̢̝̉=̴̠̽1̴̜̂͝Y̷̧͓͍̏̆͌O̸̡̥͌̊̈U̴͍͗̈̾Ṙ̷̮̹̕̕H̸̘̀̂E̵̳̘̒A̷̛͇͂D̵̛͍̽0̶̚͘ͅ2̷͔͒̔͊9̵̨̧̛̪0̸̨̘̮̔-̶͇̈́͂G̸̨̰̿̈́͠Ė̴͈̝͌̾T̸̖͐͒H̴͉̽İ̵̯͖̟̓̈́M̵͇̤͓̍̉͠-̵̯̉2̶͔̃̍9̷͈̰̮̏͐1̶̰̽O̸͈̒̇U̵͙̠̝̽͆T̶̪͎̄͊̍

If I had a nickel for every chance I've gotten to gush about furret today, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. #MyFavoriteMon

I'm not going to provide much context folks, but I got full credit recently for a history assignment I did in which I included this image

So, since I haven't posted much about Chapter 2... I figured I would show a quick screenshot!

Oh lord, I breached 400, I have to be responsible now WHAT HAVE I D