this man is a LLYING CHEATING SCUM

OMFG WHAT IS THE ODDS

why, yes. i have been walking a while. how could you tell?

Naw dawg! My orange be dehydrated!

HOLY COW

There is a lump of dough on my microwave. It's not even solid

oh mah gah. this angel is amazing

Thanks google. that *Totally* helped

LES FUCKIN' GO!!!!

AW YEA!