ObscureEasterEgg: *gets up after they were offline for a few hrs*

Random people: OMG OBSCURE IS BACK AFTER 9854657699 HOURS!!!!

Obscure: I have only been gone for a few hours.

random personA: (doesn't care)

random personA: IM SO GLAD SHES BACK

ObscureEasterEgg: Deleted comment*t

ObscureEasterEgg: now for a break

2 hours later...

Obscure: *gets back online*

RandompersonB: Omg SHES BACK

Obscure: sigh...

Obscure: *posts memes for a few hours and doesn't post memes after*

RandompersonC: WHERE IS THE MEMES!?!?

Guy: YEAH WHERE ARE THEY

Obscure: I can't post memes. Not everything is about memes.

Everyone: WHAT!?!??!?!? U CANT ADVOID POSTING MEMES U HAVE TO POST MEMES!

Obscureeasteregg: ...

also ObscureEasterEgg: *commits self destruct*

Everyone: No! That's not how you play this game!