This is an affront to God and science

"DO NOT EAT THE SOAP"

"ohhhh you're doing this on purpose now"

"STOP"

"NO"

-Me, trying to make sure my sister doesn't kill herself in the bath

Beta-7, Maz Hatters

A little self indulgence never hurt nobody

Professional gooner over here

Oh. 🙁

BETA-7, AKA "MAZ HATTERS"- MOBILIZE!

♪~~

Until then, take care

(Don't worry about me, I'm not suicidal or wanting to SH, I just need a break and feel like crap)

Do I have to take my Finch to the psychiatrist or something 😭

In all seriousness I love this fucking bird app

☝️