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Sodor Public Press

Today's date: February 2nd 2018

After new bad events happened back at the intermediate school, "The Old Owners" had decided to move their robot friends to their new home to new island called, you guess it! "The Island of Sodor"!!!!! Their they decided to let their other people called "The New Owners" run their old robot friends so they could try their best so they could run conditions that are better than before!

Unfortunally, "The New Owners" had tried their best but they couldn't find any place to put the old robots in. Around January, they decided to find their NEW robots and try to connect with them with the old robots. That means that "The New Owners" had created new robots so they could like sold them to other people on the island of Sodor. But nobody and I mean nobody didn't want any of the new and old robots because well people in Sodor told them that the old robots were acting weird IN front of everyone back at middle school, and new ones might have same diffs as well as like the old robots. But then around January 13th, 2018, they decided to keep them OLD AND NEW ROBOTS BY THEMSELVES. But then, 2 days later, they'd finally found a PERFECT Place for them robots.

And that place was of course, "Bertram's Station"!!!! it is been said that that place was haunted by trains! but "The New Owners" thought it was just a made up story.

So, "The New Owners" name Chuck Patoe & his brother in law Berttram Jonnson decided to sold that PERFECT PLACE so they could help their old owners make things right again! So they'd sold like of course to like "$400,000,000-$9,882,092,999" for sold/rent! And then, they started rebuild the insides of this old haunted station and put them new and old robots in there! The old ones were in different places! Lord Bendy, Jenny Wakeman, and XJ6 are where these two trains were at! The big robots Aku and Lord Enemie Forgotten are in a big shed which use to be a small one. XJ's 1,2,3,4,5,7, and 8 are in an arcade place where that place use to be some kind of old office, old bathroom, or and old morgen of some kind. And not in bad or good way. Evil Alice Angel, and Dr. Fetus are in a stage from the dine in room. And both Mr. Feattuz and Fluttershy are both in where their new gift shopping is at. Which that place use to be some grassland areas. And of course the NEW ROBOTS had also brought in this new refurbish place! But there were two that had are really busted and broken.

And yes, those new robots are in different places around the area too! Both of the candy cane brothers name Mr. and Lord Empire are in a separate stage from the dine in area. Their younger candy cane brother though name Lord Hasbro is in another separate but it's outside and of course in middle of the shopping mall. Mr. Chomping Plant and Mr. Loch Ness are in a gift called "Dinosaur Collectables"! Which might had been good place for a bathroom. And of course both of Mr. Utaraptor and King Goriospian are both in the middle the gift shop that are right next to some bathrooms.

The Equestria Claws name, Pinkie Claw, Apple Claw, Twilight Claw Sparkle, Rarity Claw, and their leader Rainbow Claw are in their own area called "Photo Both for Claws"!!! And finally The Duck Ciphers are now going to be as waiters for their station! Silver Cipher, Purplenessa Cipher are going to be lead waiters, and Blue, Orange, Green, and Yellow Cipher will be their other waiters. As for the Purple Cipher, he'll be the one guiding everyone about things work in this place.

As for the rest of the new robots, they all going to be some display pieces with they are based upon their lives back in the old days like, Mr. Dimention, Super meat Boy, The Giant Toilet and of course the two left to rot ones too! Both of those two broken rotting robots are both no w being kept in back room where a green train name Smudger that was being kept in there because he was well wanted by the police. But as one them name Kenton Cipher was being kept in a dumpster for no reason and second one name Mr. Direction will just stand there stay put in locked cage. And it's been said that both of them were wanted by not only the police too but also wanted by the intermediate school too. Kenten was wanted from the middle school because he was just thinking of killing students that act bad and same thing goes to Mr. Direction too! But actually Mr. Direction was wanted by the entire world because he wanted this school to be a prison forever. Others schools included! But as for now just try not call the police or even the school. That'll be a Awful idea! As what "The Old Owners" said.

As for the other robots on display, they are sperate in different places! Mr. Dimention is located where the hay way is at that takes you to the dine in areas, Super Meat Boy is located of course in the middle of the dine in area, and The Giant Toilet is located in middle of the movie theater called "The Giant Talking Toilet's Movie Theater of Good & Bad Movies"!!!! And as for Kenton and Mr. Direction they'll have to be fix later on! And since both of them were only ones in that crap box storage room, which that's literally the name of that, "The New Owners" decided to rename the station! And they'd renamed "Bertram's Station" to "Kenton and Mr. Direction's Museum Fright Station of Natural Haunted History"!! Yeah that is REALLY a mouth full there!

And of course, we need night guards to watch station at night to make sure everything and we mean EVERYTHING will be nice and safe! Protected included too.

Ages 16-20 $12.00-$18.00 a week

Ages 21-29 $12.00-$90.00 a week

Ages 30-40 $12.00-$71,999.21 a week

Ages 50-99 $999,999,999,999.00

If interested please call: 1-488-123-8746

Here's it is! If you have any questions or concerns leave comments down below PLZ!!!! Well be safe everyone! 2021 will be better than 2020!!!!!!