4 years ago

Hey guys do you wanna know what I would do if I was a murderer? (Please donā€™t take this too seriously this is just a joke) and the only weapon I have is a knife ;)


What I would do is cut their throat and get a bag to collect all of their blood that pours out and then I would cut their stomach and take out their internal organs and then sell it at the black market. After that I would call a friend and ask him to look over a friend while Iā€™m gone (the ā€œfriendā€ is the victim and what I will be doing is selling the organs) I would hide the body under my blankets and I will tell my friend to wake up the other person (the dead body) he will go upstairs, take of the blankets, and will trigger a camera I put there making it look like that heā€™s hiding the body. I will call the cops on him and I would NOT be a witness so I wouldnā€™t be taken to court =) they might be wondering why that camera was taken but I will tell the prosecutor to inform the court that that was for if any criminals would come into my room. He will be declared guilty and I will be home free!

Note: Iā€™m only ten Iā€™m not a maniac this is just a joke but Iā€™m still a crazy kid šŸ˜œ



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