Now, for those of you who don't know, my name is Splatter, I'm a shiny umbreon who lives in Canada, yes, I was born here to. Recently though, I heard something on the news that just broke my heart. Now, I absolutely love cats, I even have one of my own, Lexi. So, let's just get to the point: there is a absolute fucking disgusting piece of filth of a human being in Canada that is going around, and KILLING INNOCENT FUCKING CATS, FOR NO FUCKING REASON!!! So obviously I need to talk about this to you guys. Tell me, are humans really this cruel? It just breaks my heart being a useless umbreon telling humans this, but I believe that you can do better, please, protect the innocent cats, for me. It would be much appreciated if you posted about this, it would make me happy knowing that the cats are safe. So please, if you have cats, keep them inside. This has been a message from me, Splatter.