So let's start with the star of the game:
Vektor! (the one with the creepy face and also the shortest one)
He is quite chill most of the time, unless you piss him off then he will throw a knife at you, and watches football (soccer) in he's free time. He's good at playing the drums... well, good is an exaggeration... But he's trying his best. He can sing too...
but it's closer to a very loud mumble than anything else.
Also the green thing on his face is paint.
He also has a very deep voice, and a russian acent.
Now let's get into the bluest character:
Krisrot! (the wizard)
He is very dumb, his IQ is -3, but he is a very strong wizard...
but he can't read and doesn't know English fully (or any language for that matter).
He also has diarrhea almost all of the time... Also he has butt cheeks. He never cleans himself so he has just a fossil back there. He likes cooking... you have to verbally tell him the recipe but he can do almost everything else on his own. He also can play the banjo (and the guitar but those are basically the same instrument to him). He can't play it too well but he can. He can sing, but sing almost an overstatement. He also doesn't have eyelids so he is in pain, when he thinks about it. He has difficulties with bending his limbs, and he's legs are broken but this doesn't affect him. He's eyes are flashlights.
he's voice is the opposite of vektor's voice.
Since I talked way to much about Krisrot, let's talk about a different character:
Alon the alien! (it's not read "Alone the alien" btw)
He- I mean they are genderless, and beauty standards don't affect them. They don't care if you get lost. They crash landed on earth, and they just live here now. If you are unable to see a specific detail, they have a moustache.
they sound like a robotic version of Baldi from Baldi's Basics
So that wasn't all that much right, well anyways another character:
Santa Claws! (Not Santa Claus btw)
He can't bend his legs, so technically he is actually the shortest one but if he could he would be taller than Vektor.
He is very fast, and his spends his free time running, literally just running nothing else. He also cannot close his mouth, and the X thingy on his face is his eyes, and it can rotate 360 degrees. He isn't skinny he's sides were cut off because he wanted to look fit.
He sounds like a more cursed version of Krisrot.
Now let's talk about the last character:
Potter! (The thing in the corner of the banner)
He is the most cursed one. He is paralyzed from the waist down, but he can fly. He is also the tallest character, being twice the size of Krisrot. He spends most of his time in a closed of room, He loves to eat potatoes (except his friends because he didn't like how Santa Claw's sides tasted). He's favorite thing in the world is a light bulb that illuminates the room he's in, this light bulb never breaks, and he's very mad if it doesn't work. He's favorite pastimes include:
-Stealing stuff from under furniture
-Sitting
-Eating
-Annoying literally everyone around him
He's favorite snacks include:
-Children (ages 3 - 12) he devours them in one bite
-Potatoes (3 - 12 cm in diameter) he doesn't devour them in one bite
when he finds food anywhere he just eats it, if it's under or in another object he will eat that object too, or give it to Krisrot who will eat it.
The "You're not you when you're hungry" is 100% true for him. He is very smart (IQ of 480) but he doesn't know how to use his intelligence for anything. He is very afraid of water, and wants to steal Krisrot's magic wand™ but he doesn't know how it looks like, he knows where it is. Also did I mention that one of his arms are broken, but he doesn't care... He cannot feel pain. He is the most incompetent antagonist of all time, and the laziest one too, probably. I forgot to mention that he is obese and half stickman half bowling ball. He is able to destroy fabric of space and time itself just to eat something. Also he can teleport. He can sing only one song, which is the dorime meme song whatever it's called.
He's voice is literally Microsoft sam.
Well anyways that's all of the characters.
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