10. We love balls, from meatballs to pepperoni balls to bocce balls are great
9. Us Italians have a beautiful language, from sentences like: โa gabago this pasta is-a-goodโ to โthis does not mama da miaโ
8. Peppino spaghetti, from the hit game pizza tower is actually a demon we summoned on accident after mispronouncing a pasta brand
7. Uhhhh I forgor
6. If youโre Italian waiter doesnโt say gabago, he is not to be trusted
5. The mafia is real, and we want your-a-money
4. Us Italians invented the feature of being able to switch sides mid game!
3. Pizza pasta, put it in a box, deliver it to my house and put it on my coc-
2. Nintendo has kidnapped Mario and Luigi from usโฆ we miss themโฆ
Italians are not real, Italy is not real, and I am not real
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