Game Teaser

Update: this is all you get, haha suckers

Thank you so much! After ten yearTEN YEARS???? I'm finally here! :D

What if when you die enough times, you get a rage quit option where the game just closes after a horrendous scream

Only the mightiest of asses can seat itself on that seat!

I hope at some point I can stream working in Godot, because I could need some active backseating. How would you make this more simple?

Edit: Last line is supposed to take from modulate.r as well

It's always good practice to make the collision of enemy projectiles thrice as big as the graphic itself, as to not underwhelm the player and also extend the playtime.

I hope you're ready to avoid fish.

Look.

I'm lazy.

I'm a lazy cow.

What do you want from me?

UPDATE: THEY LET ME PET SIMBA