The way this is worded is so hilarious for some reason

I eat fortune cookies whole (with the paper) to avoid the fortune

I found a neat pie shop!

I can't believe they still have barber shops

Wez workin hard on the game. Please shut the fuck up.

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Hey guys. Here is Denny

fake fans smh

I'm cancelled, go ahead and block me without warning.

I think I might have pink eye. It hurts.

when is giphy getting added to posts?