The bs I tell my friends

Gasp

AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅🗣

Mr Crowbar Man

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 CHICKEN JOCKEYS?

Drew Gordon Freeman! :D

Of fuckin course

Sad news today

Because of the problems caused by our cat, Mocha, we are going to be giving her away :(

LUCKILY she is going to be given to my gf, which makes me feel better

Hey Mario

Ha ha ha