How does Michael even die to this mf, he's a hand puppet just grab him and violently throw him to the ground

Idk anything about Mouthwashing but I like how one of the characters is just straight up Chris McLean

Twitter is a far-right shithole and Bluesky is boring and mostly a big progressive circlejerk so I'm going back to posting here

Santa Claus found HIDING in GM_MALLPARKING?! (SHOCKING)

"Sir, Chris Chan is possibly going to have a child"

No matter what form Santa takes, he's still as real as ever! Ho ho ho!

I sometimes wish this site would let you just post an image without having to write a post

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Krampus is real too, and he's gonna get all of your denier asses if you don't start believing.

I like how some fanon depictions of post-scooped Michael depic him with a full set of hair as if canonically he isn't a bald fuck post-scooping